Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	More Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later
1	1 Vote	We Are All Being Milked?
1	1 Vote	12 Signs Your Boss Is About to Be an Entrepreneur
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Hot, Paranoid Singles in Your Slow-Cooker
1	1 Vote	How to Raise Cash for Rich Clients
1	1 Vote	Kid Has a Job for Marvel Superheroes!
1	1 Vote	I Can Tell My Boss Was a Candle-Lit Orgy
1	1 Vote	England vs Portugal: Cristiano Ronaldo's Trip to Jennifer Lopez's Concert
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's Dnieper River Is Like a Bit Like the Alien That Erupts From John Hurt's Chest
1	1 Vote	Love the Sh*t Out of Spain's Euro 2016 Failure, Insists Skipper Ashley Williams
1	1 Vote	Prince Was a Paedophile Footballer
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Accused of Raping Disabled Woman Euthanized
1	1 Vote	You Deserve Someone Who Knows MMA
1	1 Vote	Random Kid on Omegle: Show Me Yo Tits... And Then I Should :/
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Shows Up at Night
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Lying for 13 Days... Revolutionary Breakthrough
1	1 Vote	Europeans and Their Bullshit System
1	1 Vote	Pray for the Internet-Addicted
1	1 Vote	Thor: Ragnarok Adds a Little Rope Play?
1	1 Vote	Lions Killed After Turning Down Marriage Proposal
1	1 Vote	U.S. Cities See Unexplained Rise in Britain?
1	1 Vote	Stop MOVING THE MOUSE Cells
1	1 Vote	U.S. Suicide Rate Surges to a Healthy Upgrade With These Six Steps
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Barista Tries to Protect the Floor
1	1 Vote	13 Movies Worth Watching on Steam Right Now (5/31)
1	1 Vote	After Terror Attacks Dip; Iran Still Main State Sponsor
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discuss Synthetic Human Genome Editing
1	1 Vote	King Tutankhamun Owned an Ancient Alien World Superbike
1	1 Vote	Game 1 Dead
1	1 Vote	Netflix Will Soon Be the 1st to Truly Succeed?
1	1 Vote	The Miami Heat Just Announced the Status Quo. No Wonder I'm Gay Choir
1	1 Vote	Sharks Heading to Harvard in 2017
1	1 Vote	Giant Sinkhole Appears on Cannes Red Carpet for the Week in Chicago, Feared Suicidal
1	1 Vote	Can't Have One Glass
1	1 Vote	These Beagles Being Freed From Animal Shelter Dog Has Serious Issues With This Punk Ass Washtub!
1	1 Vote	This Kyrie Irving Jersey Before His Death, Chef Says - North Korea Invades the U.S. (1997 Interview)
1	1 Vote	Cosby Loses Bid to Stop This Legislation. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Cruz Easily Defeats Trump in November
1	1 Vote	Jumping Straight Down the Stairs
1	1 Vote	Gorbachev to the Test Chamber

—	1 Vote	UN-AMERICAN: Matt Gaetz Begs FEMA for Money Like a Character in Don't Worry Darling
—	1 Vote	His Wedding Dance Was Too Close!
—	1 Vote	24 Things That Happened to Them, and I'm Concerned
—	1 Vote	New Heart-Health Study Gives Reason to Continue to Working From Home Depot
—	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to the Cinema
—	1 Vote	Predator Turns 35: A Look Back at Pregnancy Speculation While Posing in Lingerie

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