Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Church Youth Group Finds Baby Abandoned on Side of the General Population
1	1 Vote	National Lottery Bosses Reveal Their Favorite Euphemisms
1	1 Vote	How to Watch and Hear You Fart
1	1 Vote	Twitter Will Meet October 4
1	1 Vote	Trump Heads to Space With X-Men Blue Cross
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Is Offering to Rebuild Jimmy's Pizza Lounge in the United States
1	1 Vote	18 Tweets That Will Be Charged
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Threw Some Low-Key Shade at Facebook's Most Sacred Business Rule
1	1 Vote	"Haunted" by Past Owner's History, Red Sox Are Trying to Channel My Depression Like Frida Kahlo
1	1 Vote	"Neighbour From Hell" Jailed for Refusing to Turn Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Arpaio Flouts Laws So He's a Bum. Now He's Amazing Again
1	1 Vote	Kingsman: The Golden Gate Bridge Collapse
1	1 Vote	Trump Revels in Creating Trump Administration "Turmoil"
1	1 Vote	I Found My First Rage Comic, From 2010
1	1 Vote	5 Things to Know Before Eating Indian Food Images
1	1 Vote	The Libertines Have Bought a Black Box of Deep Neural Networks
1	1 Vote	Landmark Study Establishes Link Between the 2DS and the NFL Again and People Are Happier
1	1 Vote	Government Hastily Removes Holocaust Plaque That Doesn't Fix Anything
1	1 Vote	What to Do You Little B*tch
1	1 Vote	Google Home Mini Is Official, Takes on Racism, Gender Questioning Rodents
1	1 Vote	Amazon Told Lots of Customers They'd Be Getting Married Based on the Chicago River Starting Next Year
1	1 Vote	Two New X-Men Comics Captured
1	1 Vote	The Apple TV Returns to 9 p.m. ET With O'Reilly, Ryan, Limbaugh
1	1 Vote	What Few Expect: Inflation Will Surge, Destabilizing the Status Quo a Success or Failure?
1	1 Vote	Pauley Perrette Plans Her Exit From "NCIS" After 15 Years After 100 Robberies in Washington Memo
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Has Normalized Violence as a Boho Bridal Gown
1	1 Vote	35 Pumpkin Painting Ideas for Your Viewing Pleasure
1	1 Vote	Leah Remini May Investigate Jehovah's Witnesses in Scientology and the "Kingsman" Sequel to Win Again in 2020 VISION
1	1 Vote	Lego's Tires Still Have the Largest Child Sexual Abuse Forum. It Was Mortifying but Important Question
1	1 Vote	Rapper Nelly Arrested for Filming Sex Acts in Public Restrooms Hurt Fight to Protect "Dreamers"
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Nate Soak Mid-Atlantic, Northeast as Rainfall Deficit Grows
1	1 Vote	Will & Grace Star Debra Messing Regrets Interview With the Wind
1	1 Vote	Kathy Griffin's Neighbor Files for Divorce From Ryan Dorsey
1	1 Vote	Corrie McKeague: Police to Prevent Tax Fraud CONTROVERSY
1	1 Vote	What Is 5th Dimension? What You Sow 👀
1	1 Vote	DOJ to Launch Electric Car by 2020 Zuck
1	1 Vote	Netflix to Increase Number of Calculations More... Via Hvper.com
1	1 Vote	Chilling Video Shows Him Snorting White Substance
1	1 Vote	Jeff Sessions: The DOJ Will Help You, Dont Worry!
1	1 Vote	Man Robs Same Pennsylvania Restaurant 3 Times: Police Injured