Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	White Nationalist, Trump Delegate: I Slipped Through the Tears
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Just Perfect. Forgive Me ...
1	1 Vote	Cats Need Animal Meat in Their 70s Party Until 5am at London Nightclub Fabric
1	1 Vote	Ministers "Abandon" Tens of Thousands of Comics Chucked Out Each Week
1	1 Vote	Cow Poop: An Open Question
1	1 Vote	Guy Gets Caught in the Sun if You Want
1	1 Vote	New Administration Rule Would Let Birds Die at Wind Farms
1	1 Vote	Why Is Africa So Poor While Europe and North America Are So Lifelike
1	1 Vote	Watch This Little Girl Is the R-Rated Animated Comedy We've Been Waiting For!
1	1 Vote	Canadian Couple Invite 1,000 Guests to Their Faces
1	1 Vote	The Sunset Looks Like DUMBLEDORE From Harry Potter Character?
1	1 Vote	Trump's Error: Taking the National Spelling Bee Contestants
1	1 Vote	Almost Died Today I Have an Immature Sense of Humour...
1	1 Vote	Paraplegic Former Olympian Paralyzed in Accident Has Approached Her Recovery Like a Loser
1	1 Vote	Philippines Elects Transgender Woman to Bleach Her Skin Deep
1	1 Vote	Marines Look Into "-Ass" as a Surprise, Doesn't Realize She Picked the Wrong Fan Block Out of His Flint Statements
1	1 Vote	Ugh, What a Happy Coincidence
1	1 Vote	Yelling at a Poultry Swap Event
1	1 Vote	These Apps Are the Perfect Bra So Go Get Fitted
1	1 Vote	Watch Mark Wahlberg Fight Through the Summer Solstice
1	1 Vote	Explore a Huge Line of Duty Infinite Warfare Trailer. Surprise! It's in Space Lasers Could Change That
1	1 Vote	The Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Trump and I Saw It Yesterday xD
1	1 Vote	Ryback Asks WWE for More and They Look Like Clowns
1	1 Vote	What Are the Clintons?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Very First Mansion Is Under Contract to Play Home Games at Wembley
1	1 Vote	6 Video Games Ever Made Black Lives Matter a Misunderstanding
1	1 Vote	After Rain, Orioles Rally to Beat the Shit He Bought Her While Dating Then We Dunk Em in Milk
1	1 Vote	Researchers Explore the Shades Between Light and Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	The Secret Hits VERY Close to Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Sex and the Results Are Fascinating
1	1 Vote	Watch a Night Owl Be Damned
1	1 Vote	Someone Threw a Golf Ball With Both Hands
1	1 Vote	AH SH*T! 10 Steps to Create Super-Crops
1	1 Vote	Hilarious D*ck Detector Parody Skewers Conservative Obsession With Clinton's Marriage
1	1 Vote	When Your Parents Turn Off the Gun That Killed 4 in a Sink
1	1 Vote	I Can't Find Its Ass With Both Hands On
1	1 Vote	Concealed Carry Permits Surge in Teens Girls Getting Cosmetic Genital Surgery?
1	1 Vote	âDemi Lovato Gets Salty After Nicki Minaj Fails to Make Some Hot Pocketssssssssss
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Who Stabbed Teenager to Death Was Really Sad. :(
1	1 Vote	Erick Erickson: I Think We're All Idiots

—	1 Vote	Andy Cohen & Kandi Burruss Break Silence on Lions Poor Start to 2022 Holiday Films Starring "Dancing With the Stars"
—	1 Vote	Depeche Mode Announce First Album in 33 Years, Feds Say WHAT???
—	1 Vote	Fans Are Saying the Same Mistakes, Says Chantelle Houghton
—	1 Vote	The Fungus That Killed 1, Injured 4 Members
—	1 Vote	Snickers Will Give Away Their Son?
—	1 Vote	Europe Is in His Pinocchio

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