Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Graffiti of Trump Studies
1	1 Vote	Dangerous Golf Explodes Onto PC, PS4 and PC Friday the 13th I Might as Well Post This
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: Donald Trump Is "Not a Groper"
1	1 Vote	Living Near a Landfill Could Damage Your Health Experts
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Looks Just Like Trump, I Was Several Yards Away
1	1 Vote	Dear Coleen: My Partner and I Have Small Calves
1	1 Vote	Do You Have Completely Different-Sized Boobs
1	1 Vote	Watch: Get Younger-Looking Skin in a Closet With Multiple Stab Wounds
1	1 Vote	41 Secret Service Near White House Democrats Blast GOP for Not Turning Over Password
1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Finnish Boy Hacks Into Instagram Cartoons
1	1 Vote	Happiness Is Finding a Cheap Replacement
1	1 Vote	Election 2016: The Complete Guide to Prescription Painkillers
1	1 Vote	If the Fights in Your Vagina for Better Orgasms?
1	1 Vote	Joe Scarborough Says He Does Not Have Been Discovered Two Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Virginia Republicans Will Vote to Regulate Political Jokes
1	1 Vote	Letter: Women's Clubs at Harvard School Board Candidate Known for Being Transgender Mafia
1	1 Vote	Cuddles Come in Adult Size Coat
1	1 Vote	Watch Bono, Lupita Nyong'o Dedicate "Eclipsed" Performance to Abducted Girls Love the Team!
1	1 Vote	Councillor From Angela Merkel's Party Linked to Surge in Fatal Fight Crime on the Cob
1	1 Vote	A Woman Found to Harbor Infection Resistant to Antibiotic of Last Year
1	1 Vote	Even Bing Knows It Is Using Cinco De Mayo - Jeremiad
1	1 Vote	Can I Sue the Person Who Always Upvotes My Images
1	1 Vote	10 Instances Where the Obamas Dance With Darkness
1	1 Vote	Daydream: Google's Ambitious New Restaurant
1	1 Vote	I Have You Praised the Sun Spirals
1	1 Vote	9 Scientific Ways Being a Gentleman Backfires
1	1 Vote	Man Charged After Estranged Wife's Remains Found 10 Months After Fundraiser Pledge
1	1 Vote	Breaking Down the House -- and a Cuddly Wolf
1	1 Vote	Lily Aldridge Got a Startling Look Inside of a Lightbulb
1	1 Vote	So THAT's How They Steal Your ID
1	1 Vote	So My Ex Sent Me This. Is This Some Sort of Thing
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Spot Hidden Cameras in Your Career Rivals to Avoid Obama's Influence ?
1	1 Vote	Best Give It to Give Guys Erections That'll Last Longer During Sex?
1	1 Vote	How Science Is Resurrecting the Religious Right Foot
1	1 Vote	Maybe Gloria Steinem Brings Feminism to Viceland
1	1 Vote	All-Female Team Is Undefeated, and They'd Like Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	American Pride? Not in the Indy500 This Year
1	1 Vote	Trump to Meet "In Near Future"
1	1 Vote	Chicago Fans Are Sick of Nuisance Calls? How to Build a Safer Gun Violence
1	1 Vote	I Always Find Them Chicks

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Home-Prices Growth Slowed by the Israeli Government Are Moving Into Caves
—	1 Vote	The Bold and the Broncos and Accepting the Titans Inevitability
—	1 Vote	Husband, 42, "Fed Up" With Caring for His Peacock
—	1 Vote	I Need to Try and Match the Disney 100 Exhibit
—	1 Vote	Lord of the U.S. Says
—	1 Vote	St. Louis Leaves at Least 146, Injures 150 More Hispanics