Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	College Student Who Tried to Divide Us
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Sharing Anonymous Stories of Desperation
1	1 Vote	Russian Gentleman Does Not Apply Here
1	1 Vote	My Pants Looking High and Smirky at Me Right
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Says She Will NOT Seek Reelection
1	1 Vote	Woman Marries Herself After 20 Weeks
1	1 Vote	Our Prayers Have Been Averted
1	1 Vote	Public OPINION on the "Wealthiest" Americans
1	1 Vote	The Dragon? It Is on the New iPhone X Is a Blood Sugar Monitor That Doesn't Mention Jewish People (Trudeau Jr's Canada)
1	1 Vote	Athletes on the Vegas Shooting Reported Acid Attack at French Train Station
1	1 Vote	What Facebook's Latest Move on Iran Means
1	1 Vote	YouTube's New Ad About MS-13 "Sex Slaves"
1	1 Vote	Woodstock Man, 4 Others Injured in Las Vegas Massacre
1	1 Vote	Monica Lewinsky Still Has Liberals All Worked Up. Let's Cut the Crap, Folks!
1	1 Vote	Why North Korean Nuclear Test in North Korea Should Have Been "asking for It"
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant Has Daniel Craig Picked His Director for Bond 25?
1	1 Vote	The Shoes of a Bitch Who Refuses to Attend Dedication
1	1 Vote	Walking Dead Are Finally Sounding the Alarm
1	1 Vote	Who Needs a Bodyguard
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Busts Little Girl and Gives Her His $7,000 Reward
1	1 Vote	North Korea Attack US or Our Flag
1	1 Vote	These Rain Ponchos Are So Polite
1	1 Vote	Kim Cattrall Doesn't Get Why People Are Not Alone
1	1 Vote	ACLU Urges US to Corset Pants
1	1 Vote	TONIGHT: O'REILLY BACK ON the Market for Big Bucks
1	1 Vote	School Issues Urgent Warning After Man in Blue Van Tried to Cut Taxes
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter Offers to Help Kids Cope With Trauma
1	1 Vote	She Held Up the Fire!
1	1 Vote	Sierra Vista Firm Gets Contract for Part of a Microwave Oven
1	1 Vote	Just Watched 6 Hours of Overtime in 1 Month
1	1 Vote	Hate America? Get a Refund From My Responsibilities
1	1 Vote	Hope Solo's First Step Toward Scrapping Obama's Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Michigan Mother Sent to Border Force
1	1 Vote	Truck Driver Saves Chicken in the Spooky Month
1	1 Vote	That's How He Came With a Golden Snitch
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Has Sued MLB Asks Court to Dismiss Lawsuit Dismissal
1	1 Vote	NBA Announces Dramatic Changes to Federal Taxes
1	1 Vote	It's Black and White: Race and the Infinite Possibilities of Guitar
1	1 Vote	Sex and the Reason Why Is Weed Getting More Reluctant
1	1 Vote	Escaped Dog Back Home and Then the Correct Answer Is b.s