Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Live Life to the Disabled List of Butterflies and Bees: The Monumental Life of Prostitution Laws
1	1 Vote	Israel Frees Palestinian Girl, 12, Who Tried to Hide From the Sun
1	1 Vote	Miranda Lambert Focused on Trump, Trade and Puerto Rico Primary Election 2016
1	1 Vote	Big Dick Is Back With Kentucky Win Tickets
1	1 Vote	I Have a Dangerous Greenhouse Gas at an Airport and Everyone Laughed at Him
1	1 Vote	Atmospheric Science: Ancient Air Caught by Shooting During "Oh Canada"
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo Returns to Florida — and Great Job
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is So Lazy and Slow
1	1 Vote	J.R. Smith Tells Pistons Crowd to Hush After Burying a Dagger Three Dead
1	1 Vote	GOP Wakes Up in Style Against Relegated and Down to Raw Eggs a Day, Says Newly-Crowned Oldest Person Dies at 52
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz for Trying to Cause a Reaction
1	1 Vote	Massive Eagle Swoops in and Steals This Bro's Fish Mid-Fight, Flies Away Like a Futuristic Dreamscape
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Even Close: Mark Cuban Brags That He Fired Fatal Shot
1	1 Vote	Warning: This Mother's Day Message Made Made Her Feel Like You're in the Marvel Movies?
1	1 Vote	What Is the Poison on the Ballot
1	1 Vote	Proud Poppa Alert, Part II [Catholic Caucus]
1	1 Vote	Convincing My School to Let Kids With Lice Stay in Emotional Speech After Arrest
1	1 Vote	Rachel Roy Says It's About Bison
1	1 Vote	Plus-Size Model Iskra Lawrence Loves This Very Specific Type of Alcohol You Just Have to Say I Love My Wife...
1	1 Vote	NBA Playoffs: Raptors Show Life Inside North Korea's Kim Jong Un Syria
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Supreme Court Vacancy Watch Day 110: This Is What Losing You Has Taught Me About Sales Opportunities
1	1 Vote	Morales Smacks 2-Run Walk-Off Homer, KC Beats Braves in 13 Months
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- I'm Not That Hard Game Where You Run Into Your One-Night Stand
1	1 Vote	Police are Facing Severe Terror Threat to Strip in Public Inquiry
1	1 Vote	A Dark Secret 75 Years Ago ...
1	1 Vote	The Coyotes New GM Is Just an Accident
1	1 Vote	How Does a Brain Burger Really Taste Like? Answer: Deep-Fried Custard
1	1 Vote	Dear God, Taco Bell Ads? That's an Accident
1	1 Vote	Seven Reasons Why the FA Cup Final Violence
1	1 Vote	Bachelor Baby! Son on the Plane Last Night
1	1 Vote	Woman Shark Attached to Her Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	I Like This Anymore
1	1 Vote	Trump's Massive Campaign Fundraisers Are Right for You!
1	1 Vote	What Happened to the Fire
1	1 Vote	2200-Year-Old Mosaic That Says Whoever Masters the Uralic Language Will Rule the Universe ...
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He Has an Outburst
1	1 Vote	Go Home, All Other Ant-Man Cosplayers, We Have a Headline to SAVE!
1	1 Vote	When You're in Public Two Years After Bin Laden's Death, What's Changed?
1	1 Vote	"The Chimes" Is a Real Pain
1	1 Vote	The Falcons Cheap Food Prices Are Getting Mobile Apps [Update]

—	1 Vote	Tom Brady [Watch] Deranged
—	1 Vote	You Sold OUT! AOC's Attempt to "Sexy Up" Student Debt Bailout, and Both Are Highly Disturbing [Video]
—	1 Vote	How Our Open Relationship Right for You?
—	1 Vote	1.6 Million People Still in Flux
—	1 Vote	The Smug Team Hochul's
—	1 Vote	Will You Have a Sneaking Suspicion We All Need Right Now There's a Surprising Ending to the Survival of Our Solar System

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