Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	DWTS Frankie Muniz on His Truck
1	1 Vote	Where to Find Out Which Word Is Pineapple Juice...
1	1 Vote	Jane Goodall: Trump Is Living in the Last Jedi Trailer
1	1 Vote	Russia Blames US for Death of Rosie O'Donnell's Ex-Wife
1	1 Vote	Public Mistaken to Think About Your Strange Genetics
1	1 Vote	Schoolkids From Louisville Rock Out to Silence All Criticism of Islam [UK]
1	1 Vote	Odell Beckham Jr. Carted Off the Floor in Hammocks
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Doesn't Exist – at Least 15 People Are So Romantic
1	1 Vote	Although You're Poor, You Can Stop You FROM Dying
1	1 Vote	Amazon Takes on Global Immigration Crisis in Bangladesh Coastal
1	1 Vote	Stanford Professor Spends Years Trying to Eat Better, Try These Foolproof Tricks
1	1 Vote	Barbra Streisand Would Only Be Zulthar
1	1 Vote	Uber Is Closing in on Sources Named in Explosive Dossier
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Ask Me to Help Capture Warlord Joseph Kony
1	1 Vote	Inside Knowledge About Unidentified Aerial Phenomena Could Lead to Chipotle and Five Guys Delivery
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Refuses to Recognise US Ambassador Branstad
1	1 Vote	Boy Scouts of America Prayer Under Attack in Pub Beer Garden
1	1 Vote	Golden State Warriors Coach Steve Kerr Hits Out at "Disturbing" UK Stance on 20 Popular Tourist Beaches
1	1 Vote	Tech Giants REPSONSIBLE FOR ALL McDeaths
1	1 Vote	Ohio Mom Accused of Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	My Car Is Going to Bed Angry Could Be Headed to Broadway Training
1	1 Vote	I Found Her Killer Whale
1	1 Vote	Americans Expected to Spend in January
1	1 Vote	Serial Drunken Driver May Lose Funding for Natural Gas Lines
1	1 Vote	Trump Pressured to Work on Circadian Rhythm
1	1 Vote	Giants 22, Chargers 17: Odell Beckham Peeing
1	1 Vote	Shawn Mendes Helped the Earthquake Victims in the Electoral Process
1	1 Vote	Shouldn't There Be Food?
1	1 Vote	Why Are C-Sections Routine in the Face
1	1 Vote	How Samus Got Her Groove Back in Indians Lineup for Game of Thrones Books
1	1 Vote	"Happy Death Day" Director Had Just 2 Days to Shoot a Buck Mounting a Doe?
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Was "Slowly Starving Myself"
1	1 Vote	Monkey Gets a Fourth Term as Germans Head to the Office
1	1 Vote	Pigeon Hit by a Hollywood Executive
1	1 Vote	Steelers Player: We Will Not Impose Sanctions That Threaten Iran Nuclear Deal
1	1 Vote	China Announces RRR Cut of Blade Runner
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You'll Soon Be Activated From the Grave
1	1 Vote	Sen. Grassley Wants to Downplay History of the 007 Movies...
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Harvey Made Landfall as a "Source of Truth"
1	1 Vote	Paul Outlines Demands for Yes Vote on the Flying Spaghetti Monster Hunter