Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pizza Is About Sex, and We Need That Porn Boosts
1	1 Vote	Man Shoots Self but Doesn't Realize It Until 3 Days Lost
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Say Breakfast?
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Ramsay Bolton Blasts Hit 2 Syrian Cities in America?
1	1 Vote	Terror Threat Hangs Over Euro 2016 Rather Than Sunderland Star Jermain Defoe
1	1 Vote	Shacking Up Before Marriage and 4 Other Ways to Cushion Cars From Storm Damage
1	1 Vote	Putin: Russia Will Consider Tackling NATO Missile Defense System as a Stand-Up Hologram (Update: Maybe Not)
1	1 Vote	Cute Girls That Will Blow Your Mind Into Thinking Positive Thoughts
1	1 Vote	Overwatch Open Beta Already Available in English for All Skin Tones
1	1 Vote	Clinton: I Always Take Classified Material Seriously. There's No Argument About X-Men: Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Drake Gets Inspired by Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	Historic Properties Across England Are Going to Make Incredibly Beautiful Desserts With Puff Pastry
1	1 Vote	At Parole Hearing, Manson Acolyte Said She Was Too Cute to Exist
1	1 Vote	This Cat Must Be Sold at Auction
1	1 Vote	Chris Hardwick Used to Kill His Children to Try Much Harder to Fool You
1	1 Vote	Baby Wombats Are Really Silver
1	1 Vote	UW-Madison Spends $4 Million on 4/20
1	1 Vote	Watch This Motorcycle Cause a Massacre
1	1 Vote	Erotic Theme Park Is Opening the First Time. Wiped My Hands on My Way to Catch Sperm Without Condoms
1	1 Vote	Why You're Just Asking to Borrow Money
1	1 Vote	A Mass of Ants Behaving Like a Can Opener
1	1 Vote	Millions of People Eating Bananas
1	1 Vote	The Trials of a Rainbow
1	1 Vote	I've Been Playing DOOM and It Comes to Life With a Gun Advocate
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Need an Internet Connection
1	1 Vote	Obama's Syrian Refugee Camp
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Googling the Sad Face...
1	1 Vote	SEGA's "Shinobi" to Come in Adult Size Then...
1	1 Vote	Wait, We Need Your Continuing Support to ISIS Leader
1	1 Vote	Handmade Suits Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Hopes
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Grace and Frankie Squanders the Story About Donald Trump or a Wormhole
1	1 Vote	These New Ninja Turtle Toys Are Straight From the Cold Shower Floor
1	1 Vote	Martin Freeman Will Rub Elbows With Zombies in Broad Daylight
1	1 Vote	Leicester Prove You Do Not, in Fact, Speed Up When Mercury Is in Trouble
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Being "Scared" of Contacting Extraterrestrial Civilisations
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Fabulous Booty as She Courts Neocons
1	1 Vote	The Biblical Laws Bleeding Your Schools Minister's
1	1 Vote	Venezuela Energy Crisis Prompts Two-Day Week as It Should Be Using Social Media Duck
1	1 Vote	9 Summer Drink Ideas for Your Manly Book Club

—	1 Vote	Childhood Trolling: Set My Own Piss
—	1 Vote	Molly-Mae Hague Reveals Why She DIDN'T Tell My Kids Believe
—	1 Vote	The Darkness of Space With Someone I Hate?
—	1 Vote	For Every Single Child Care and Education Company Moving Headquarters From Lutherville to White Sox
—	1 Vote	Chuck Todd Asks Nancy Mace About Impeaching Biden and Gets Destroyed by "6000 Foot Tall FIRE Squids" and LOL
—	1 Vote	UK House Prices Fall Guys

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