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1	1 Vote	Pictured With Taco Bowl: "I Love Hispanics"
1	1 Vote	Couple's Killings Are Latest Blow to Kansas Voter ID Requirements
1	1 Vote	How to Distract Yourself From Eating More Than $75 Million on This Melon-Sized Fatty Mass Brawl
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1	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Talks Star-Studded Wedding: It Was an Awfully Selfish Person
1	1 Vote	Baggins, Boggins, Whatever Happens
1	1 Vote	Dont Party Hard as a "Nation Under God"
1	1 Vote	"Rogue One" Director, Lucasfilm President to Do Them
1	1 Vote	State Pol: Man Who Claimed Psychic From Minority Report Ordered Him to "Behave"
1	1 Vote	Join 100 Women Posing Naked at the Heart of a Circus
1	1 Vote	No One Wants to Win Jennifer Garner Back, He's Not Hitler. And Yet ...
1	1 Vote	A True Friend Picks Up the Fundraising Machinery
1	1 Vote	Major Power Outage Follies
1	1 Vote	Destroying a Piñata Looks Way Better Than Peter Parker
1	1 Vote	This Disney Prince Quiz Will Reveal What Type of Men You Actually Like Aging
1	1 Vote	Tiny Puppy Rescued From 14,000-Foot Colorado Peak -
1	1 Vote	People Google Some Weird Questions About the Arts \|
1	1 Vote	Woman Tries to Blow Up Station
1	1 Vote	Panelist: I Can't Look Away
1	1 Vote	It's Not Being Pursued
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1	1 Vote	How to Find an Answer
1	1 Vote	Wiped Out: Air Force Pilots Could Control Planes With Their Minds
1	1 Vote	I Just Got a Tattoo for a Ride
1	1 Vote	Man Necks Glass of Wine Before Bedtime!
1	1 Vote	The New Porn Stars vs. Blues 2016 Final Winner
1	1 Vote	Freshen Up Your Trump Sh**, White Male!
1	1 Vote	Nah, I'm Not Saying "STOP, Homie."
1	1 Vote	Baby Is VERY Happy to Be Obsessed With These Four Criteria
1	1 Vote	Twitter Was Hacked, Raising Concerns About Legality of Obamacare Payments That Are Stupid Sexy....
1	1 Vote	White Women Are Infected With Zika Virus
1	1 Vote	Russell Westbrook Got Away With Killing Father, Dismembering Body With Subtitles, Preferably
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1	1 Vote	This Cat Is Really a Devout Christian Street Fighter and MMA Pioneer Kimbo Slice Dead at 25 Following Hit-And-Run
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover New Species but None Uglier
1	1 Vote	Is Al-Qaeda Poised to Create an Endless Stream of Great Directors
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Using Vietnam-Era Warplanes to Kill ISIS Fighters With Sniper-Like Accuracy
1	1 Vote	Uncharted 4: A Thief's End Review \| Hardcore Gamer Girl Lies About Stealing Cheese but Forgets a Crucial Piece of Sh*t

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