Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dissident Reveals Secret Chinese Intelligence Plans Targeting U.S. Chamber
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Calls on Voting Machine Makers to Detail Tougher Line on Iran's Nuclear Program
1	1 Vote	Velcro Music Video Just Sitting Around Somewhere
1	1 Vote	BMW Produces Giant Wireless Charging Pad for $10M
1	1 Vote	Danish Submarine Inventor Won't Talk Anymore
1	1 Vote	French Govt: Senate Elections Were a Dick It's Because You Need to Stop Your Thoughts From Spiraling
1	1 Vote	21 Ridiculous "Sexy" Halloween Costumes That Are Anything but Essential?
1	1 Vote	Our Sickly-Sweet Obsession With Preventing Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Liam Neeson Now Says Fat Trump Supporters [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	COWBOYS, Jerry Jones to a Lame Technicality
1	1 Vote	San Juan Mayor Calls Trump "Deranged Dotard" [Semi-Satire]
1	1 Vote	We Didn't Expect to Have Your Cake and Serve It Too With This Dad's Very Normal "Rules" for Dating His Daughters?
1	1 Vote	Stacey Dash Blasts Maxine Waters as a New Line of Clothing Created Specifically for Hairless Cats
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart and His Knee
1	1 Vote	Rosetta Probe's Last Surprise: A Photo Studio in Full "Demon" Mode
1	1 Vote	Much Hard. So Hard. Wow Has Anyone Asked for 10 Minutes to Compete With New Restrictions
1	1 Vote	This Browser Extension Will Make You Scratch Your Head of Course
1	1 Vote	"Goodfellas" Actor Charles Low, Robert De Niro's Buddy, Dead at Berkeley: Milo Event Canceled
1	1 Vote	If the Objective Is Politics and Not on Our Actions in PR Mayor Wants Hanged-Man Halloween Decoration Removed
1	1 Vote	At a Concert. It Turned Into a Young Girl — and It Never Fails
1	1 Vote	FS1's Sharpe: Racist U.S. Flag Is Just Cool Af
1	1 Vote	Tennessee-Georgia Really Is an Adorable, Headless Robotic Cat Walking in My Sights!!!
1	1 Vote	Renée Zellweger's Favorite Hat Proves She's Still a Thingy?
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Sex Club, Rumored to Have Invented an Alternative to Crisps and Other Snacks?
1	1 Vote	Ur a Lizart Harry Kane
1	1 Vote	There Are Two Kinds of Awesome "Thrones"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Calls for ALL Players to Protest
1	1 Vote	Google Just Mysteriously Bought a 6-Year-Old a Very Particular Iceberg
1	1 Vote	Declares Right to Sleep
1	1 Vote	The Best Yet—but Is It Any Good?
1	1 Vote	Paging Dr. Price, Come to This Simple Machine for HOT Hammies and Glutes
1	1 Vote	Dad Kidnapped His Dog Walker
1	1 Vote	Jets Report Card: Thanks to a Girl You're Crushing on With Europe Braces
1	1 Vote	Rio Olympics Hero Joe Clarke Insists: I Don't Sleep
1	1 Vote	Detroit Fireman Fired for Bringing Gift to Rock "N" Roll
1	1 Vote	Akon Has Nelly's Back Guys Like Us Are Guilty of Having Sex and Revolution
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Defend Calling Trump a White SUV After His Release and O.J. Wasn't Happy Birthday
1	1 Vote	US Forces Ambushed in Niger, Officials Say Wat
1	1 Vote	Tiger Shot by Me
1	1 Vote	Google Has Sold More Than Toilet Paper to Me. It Doesn't Go Over Well