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Much Hard. So Hard. Wow Has Anyone Asked for 10 Minutes to Compete With New Restrictions

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2017-10-16

2017-10-16

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    Family made fun of me for trying to get this picture through my binoculars for 10 minutes but I think it turned out well. (Grand Teton)
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    Minutes to Escape: How One California Wildfire Damaged So Much So Quickly
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