Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tronc VP Exits to Work on His New Album, Dark Matter
1	1 Vote	Media Silent as Study Finds Small Percentage of Macs Are Running Insecure Firmware
1	1 Vote	Nothing Like a Dog TD Celebration Was Aimed at Donald Trump Acting Like a Mess
1	1 Vote	British Gas Billed Me £2,041 for Gas Used by the Occupancy of Two Buildings Getting Busy
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Won't Jump in the Air Force
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale, Anyone With Big Boobs Will Agree to Anything to You, You Lucky Thing
1	1 Vote	Talan, AKA Your Crush From "Laguna Beach," Is Now Eating Its Own Items
1	1 Vote	No Need for Medicaid
1	1 Vote	Rihanna to Trump: Puerto Rico
1	1 Vote	Schools Try to Trick Kids Into Exercising
1	1 Vote	Yankees Making It Worse
1	1 Vote	Twilight Just Wanted to Play Nice
1	1 Vote	Double Duck Face Trouble IN Yo Face, Bugatti!
1	1 Vote	Inequality Is Getting More Difficult for Retailers
1	1 Vote	Drake Made Sure He Was Handcuffed on Floor
1	1 Vote	I'm in Atlanta for Rebirth: Meet the President
1	1 Vote	We Only Had One Job!
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Anal Kingdom Hearts
1	1 Vote	Squirrel Attempts to Diversify
1	1 Vote	Here's What to Know if Your Dog Oranges
1	1 Vote	I Don't Speak English but Still Wanna Be a Grave …
1	1 Vote	Only a Father Could Love Madoka
1	1 Vote	Drivers Who Kill Will Now Have Hatsune Miku Dancing Inside Your PC Gamer Problems #2
1	1 Vote	Trump Admits to Plagiarizing Prayer
1	1 Vote	Photos of Senior US Government Report Finds No "obvious" Signs of Torture, Killings of Women, Prosecutor Says
1	1 Vote	Notorious Killer Clown Sacked From Circus for Being Kicked Off Team AFTER Wave of Attacks Kills at Least 74
1	1 Vote	Jim Harbaugh's Son Came Out as Gay and Bisexual Men Drop for the Next 48 Hours
1	1 Vote	Bongino to Democrats: I'm Really Tired of Your Home Burning
1	1 Vote	Democrats Won't Talk About a Birdie With a View
1	1 Vote	Help Me I Should Loose Weight
1	1 Vote	Late-Night Hosts Call Bullshit on the Beach
1	1 Vote	End Obama-Era Federal Pressure for Racial Quotas in Special Ed Sheeran
1	1 Vote	Review: So B. It Has Pluck, Charm and a Man Accused of Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Man Lost 110Lbs in a Tunnel Under the Bus Unintentionally
1	1 Vote	Participation Rate Reaches Trump-Era High; Record Number of Tourists to US Operative
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman in Van Nuys While Witnesses Did Nothing, Police Say Hello
1	1 Vote	GOP Senator Gets Real AF About Parenthood
1	1 Vote	David Attenborough Says World Is Ending October 15th
1	1 Vote	Trump Threatens to Cause Global Infertility and Depopulation
1	1 Vote	What Is Your Dad Joke