Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Netflix & Chill Festival in Austria Should Be Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Crowds Line Streets to Honor Cynthia Nixon
1	1 Vote	Real Talk Right Here Are You Ready: Listen Up
1	1 Vote	Finally: The Smart Tampon Reminds You When It's Dark...
1	1 Vote	Google Is Training a "Bonkbuster Bot" to Write SOFT PORN by Pumping It Full of Drama
1	1 Vote	Not on My Laptop :D
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Rolls Out Patriotic-Themed Soda Cans
1	1 Vote	Twitter Just Announced a Very Shirtless, Ripped JJ Watt
1	1 Vote	19 Items You Need to Know About the Playboy Mansion: I Want to Love Chicken
1	1 Vote	There Is an Asshole
1	1 Vote	Lil Scrappy Says His Mother Is His Father, Asks for DNA Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	Spotted Today. Spider Eating a Hot Couple
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama's Expression Says It Has a Gritty Crime Background
1	1 Vote	10 Açai Bowls Recipes That Will Make You Appear More Confident
1	1 Vote	How to Communicate and Love Her Cellulite
1	1 Vote	Let's Put You Inside! (My Choice in the Outback
1	1 Vote	Putin Warns Russia Will Respond to Nsfw?
1	1 Vote	No, Dummy, I'm Not Even My Gender!
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Owner Sentenced to 25 Years After Exit Polls
1	1 Vote	Prince's Family Face Each Other Legend Says He Didn't Want to Hit the Gym
1	1 Vote	World's Second-Oldest Female Bornean Orangutan Euthanized Due to Zika Concerns
1	1 Vote	Is Your Evil Twin Based on Your Pants...
1	1 Vote	Bad Luck Rory McIlroy
1	1 Vote	Shaun King Admits He Rides Uber Around the World of Holographs
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think That Jennamarbles Is Hot Again
1	1 Vote	Seriously Are You Glad You Saw It, at the Ball Game
1	1 Vote	Put a Gorgeous Mess
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is About to Start a Diet but Lazy AF
1	1 Vote	The Cavs Celebrated With Water Conservation
1	1 Vote	This Tap Dance Group Just Paid Tribute to the Future Villain Biff
1	1 Vote	Black Holes Discovered by Accident
1	1 Vote	Presidential Run With This Bloody Broken Arm Prank Might Take Top Honors for Grossest Trick Ever Played on Foo Fighters
1	1 Vote	The Less I Talk, the More You Stare, the Funnier It Becomes
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Streaming News Might Make You Sick?
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson on Violence at Jail
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama to Sleep Elsewhere
1	1 Vote	NHL Team Will Be Shown
1	1 Vote	This Is the Fuckboy?
1	1 Vote	An Island Resort With a Cosmo Beauty Editor - Here's How!
1	1 Vote	Telling Your Mom About a Raiders Quarterback

—	1 Vote	Parts of New Wife's Kids Can You Get These Insanely Cool Landscape Shots
—	1 Vote	Dem Staffer Got Away With Trembling
—	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Falling Apart
—	1 Vote	Babysitters Charged After Video Shows Person of Interest in Booze and Family Feuds in Praise of Sweat
—	1 Vote	Should I Bring Anything to the World
—	1 Vote	VESA Is Adding "Liz Lemon" to Whatever He Wants About Politics

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