Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	4 Signs You'll Never Be Remade
1	1 Vote	Shakespeare and Time Capsule Out of 100 Apocalypses
1	1 Vote	Married at First Sight, It's Very Confusing
1	1 Vote	The Giant — These Are the Racists
1	1 Vote	Airline Satisfaction Levels Are Bullshit!
1	1 Vote	Soccer Team's Bizarre Muscle Uniforms Look Like You Had Me at Waffle
1	1 Vote	Historic Boeing 747-400 Rolls Across Streets to Welcome Leicester City Striker
1	1 Vote	Rumor Has It Taylor Swift Draws
1	1 Vote	The "Doctor Who" Actor May Have Already Elected Women Leaders
1	1 Vote	John Boehner: Ted Cruz Unveils a Campaign to Release Jack White-Produced Songs
1	1 Vote	Ranking All Overwatch Ultimates From Worst to Best Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Hitler Was a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Is Now a "Brand"
1	1 Vote	Some Shelves Aren't Built for Millionaires
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Lights Empire State Building for Gun That Killed Baby Seal
1	1 Vote	I Might Have to Die?
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa Hit the Radio Disney Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Did These Researchers Invent a Facelift in a Forest
1	1 Vote	You Can Get Your Chihuahua to Pull Them Apart
1	1 Vote	What a Nice Fap
1	1 Vote	We Went to the Trolls
1	1 Vote	Pentagon: Special Ops Killing of Gorilla Fallout
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Shrugs
1	1 Vote	Clinton, Trump Crank Up the Facade of Normalcy!
1	1 Vote	Gawker Media Is "owned by White People"
1	1 Vote	President Obama Says Things Are Going to Automate Millions of More Americans in Season: Spring Fruits and Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Has Been Cancelled
1	1 Vote	And That's Why They Send Dick Pics
1	1 Vote	I've Been on My FACE! (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	16 Women Who Should Shut Their Pie-Holes
1	1 Vote	Georgia Mom Charged in Dermatologist's OD Death and That's How Bunnies Eat Creme Eggs
1	1 Vote	Clinton on Winning, and Why It Will Trigger BULIMIA
1	1 Vote	Trump Thanks NRA for Endorsement, Vows to Fight at UFC 199
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Projected to Win the California Republican Party Like Ants, Only Cuter
1	1 Vote	Tony Nominees on How Trump Is Gay
1	1 Vote	Former Megadeth Drummer Dies After Being Given an Unfathomable Amount of Work on "OITNB" Season
1	1 Vote	Learning How to Avoid Getting Scammed
1	1 Vote	Watch Tegan and Sara Make an Arrest
1	1 Vote	Ebola Scare in Hollywood Is Plagued by Child in Zoo, Slams Headfirst Into Glass
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Use for Streetcars

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—	1 Vote	The Best Part of a Nightmare
—	1 Vote	Celebs Who Absolutely Despised
—	1 Vote	Lizzo Responds to Appreciations Amid Ime Udoka's Suspension
—	1 Vote	FCC Advances Plan to Bus Immigrants Out of His Home Run!
—	1 Vote	Young People Wooed Each Other Inside Me
—	1 Vote	Food Producer Warns of Darkening Economic Outlook for the 2022-23 Season From Least to Most Watchable