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I Could Tap Out or Whatever, but I Just Dont Feel It... Its Like Im Trying to Escape Divorce Woes

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2017-10-19

2017-10-19

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    I could tap out or whatever, but I wanna go down with a fight
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    How do you fellas keep beeing happy and motivated for real I wanna know I just dont seem to be able to do that and I always kinda try to convince myself that things are ok but I just dont feel it... its like im trying to trick myself into thinking that I am happy but im just not
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