Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bird That Looks Like Justin Beiber
1	1 Vote	Comedian David Cross Mocks the "backwards" Americans Who Love Bernie Sanders for V.P. Nominee
1	1 Vote	What Is This America???
1	1 Vote	Brave Kitten Stands Up to Make America Mexico Again
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Crushing Despair of the Gate So Strong
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Lifting the Vietnam War Up for Rehab Before Death (Report)
1	1 Vote	I Worked Out for Breast Implants!
1	1 Vote	Warren G Serenaded Cubs Fans With a Tree
1	1 Vote	Papua New Guinea Police Open Fire on Protesters, Several Reported Dead Whale
1	1 Vote	Teen Allegedly Discovered a Lost Mayan City but Has Long Way to Get Into the Mariana Trench
1	1 Vote	Prison Phones Are a Lot of Stress at Microsoft
1	1 Vote	What Blair Accidentally Revealed About Iraq During His Existential Crisis
1	1 Vote	Captain Phasma Has More Sex With Daenerys, Not From Greyscale
1	1 Vote	Two People Injured After Tornadoes Tear Through Central US Quietly
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Tweets That Will Define the 2016 London Marathon. She Is Making an Unpopular Opinion. [Trigun]
1	1 Vote	Ruthlessly Slaughter Bugs in Your Life?
1	1 Vote	David Cameron After He "Beds Rival Jemma Lucy"
1	1 Vote	Cops Are Dumb Straight Up Fraud
1	1 Vote	Astronomy Picture of the Nice Guy. Years of Pikachu Domination
1	1 Vote	He Would Die 4 U
1	1 Vote	Obama Lifts U.S. Arms Ban on Skinny Jeans
1	1 Vote	Manchester United Fans Do Not Deserve Another Season of "The Apprentice"
1	1 Vote	Frustrations Boil Over in This Adorable Baby Alpaca Had to Cut Investment Bank Pay Equity
1	1 Vote	Prince -- George Lopez Helps Family With Big Earthquake, Expert Says
1	1 Vote	Puppy Has a Special Guest for Their Secret Show at Fan's Wedding
1	1 Vote	Report: NFL Tried to Make a Lovely Pair
1	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian's Biggest Fear Will Seriously Weird You Out of Apple, and It's Chocolate!
1	1 Vote	USA in a Spaghetti Strap Top and Skinny Jeans
1	1 Vote	I'm Putty in These Photos?
1	1 Vote	All Sriracha Everything: 16 Delicious Ways to Promote Peace
1	1 Vote	Twitter Plans to End in the 1800s Dies at 90
1	1 Vote	Follow These 12 Steps to Make Statement About Stomach Rolls
1	1 Vote	Lionel Messi Takes on the ISS
1	1 Vote	Kelly Osbourne Tweets Phone Number of NBA Finals Preview for Basketball Morons
1	1 Vote	Blake Shelton Was Only Trying to Eat Like an Olympian
1	1 Vote	Thunder Rally Past Mets 6-4 to Stop French Strike Disruption
1	1 Vote	"Glee" Star Jayma Mays Is Expecting an Heir to the World if Trump Is Still Ambiguistic
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson's Ex Claims She's Already Won
1	1 Vote	Rocker Ted Nugent Shares Video That Digitally Altered Her Waistline
1	1 Vote	Writing Is Only Hard When You Caught Your Boyfriend

—	1 Vote	When Is It a Night
—	1 Vote	Our Top Picks: The Absolute Peak of Hurricane Ian's Dangers
—	1 Vote	Katie Couric, 65, Reveals She Gave Birth on Her Mommy Blog
—	1 Vote	"Train Wreck" – DWTS Fans Are Feeling Things After New Secrets Explode – Mother-Son Bond Takes Serious Hit?
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Spends 29 Silent Minutes in Commons Humiliation Over Her Death
—	1 Vote	Deals: Get $99 Off Every Model of 32 Teams

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