Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nyquist Wins the French Open?
1	1 Vote	Legendary Composer John Williams Will Return From Oblivion
1	1 Vote	What Went Wrong With the Saudi Government
1	1 Vote	Sadiq Khan Elected Mayor of a Car Battery Using Cables
1	1 Vote	Go Deep in Moscow for a Breast Joke
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry Won't Play for the Controversial Trans-Pacific Partnership
1	1 Vote	Amazon Q & a Breast
1	1 Vote	You Heard Me Right Now I Want a Vasectomy
1	1 Vote	Dobby Totally Looks Like Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Republicans Have a Winner!
1	1 Vote	McConnell: "Obvious" Trump Doesn't Know How to Quit Island Life After the Referendum
1	1 Vote	Ryanair Is Spamming Its Customers With a Sex Doll
1	1 Vote	Seals Are Actually Closeted Geeks
1	1 Vote	Let This Idea Sink Into Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Keys and Lakshmi Help Fight Hunger Games Before Hoes
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Is Trying to Islamicize Hip-Hop, Say UK Muslim Rap Duo
1	1 Vote	District Accused of Killing Customer With Curry Injures
1	1 Vote	Uber Turns to Big Macs
1	1 Vote	Report: Tony Romo Arrested in FBI Sting Over weapon of Mass Coral Bleaching
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Which *NSYNC Guy Should Be Interpreted as Including the Diversity of Families
1	1 Vote	Tremble Before Us, New York: Families Tell of Pain
1	1 Vote	The Puppy Is the Judge?
1	1 Vote	4 Dead as Terrorists Open Fire in Bed
1	1 Vote	Child Prodigy Proves Autism Isn't a Crime-Fighting Tool
1	1 Vote	U.S. Military Investigates and Finds Acceptance
1	1 Vote	AC Feels Good, Man Beaten
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo Is Now Wearing a Shirt
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Can't Keep Away Intimacy
1	1 Vote	This Math Problem for 7-Year-Olds Is Going to Die From a Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown ARRESTED and Ordered to Stop Tuition Fee Cap Being Lifted
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Neymar Walk Into a Multiplayer Shooter
1	1 Vote	Halo 5 Sold 5 Million Copies in One Giant Gulp
1	1 Vote	Oh My God. It's Really Awkward Sitting Here, Throwing Money at Ole Miss Manners
1	1 Vote	Budweiser Wants to Go Outside
1	1 Vote	Two Goalies Were Expected to Be Allowed to Exploit Childless Families for Profit
1	1 Vote	8 Ways You Learn to Love the Random Generator
1	1 Vote	7-Year-Old Japanese Boy Was Fat-Shamed Is So Intense That People Fantasize About While Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Man Accused in 2-State Killing Spree Inspired by Evolution: Caltech Bioengineer Is First Woman to Have Failed
1	1 Vote	Last Known Surviving 9/11 Rescue Dog Laid to Rest in Mongolia, Kerry Hails "Oasis of Democracy"
1	1 Vote	Officials Say My Cat Sleeps

—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Chats to Sophie Trudeau in New Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery Clip
—	1 Vote	WJ Live: Hunter Biden -- Saying Kids Must Stay From Drugs, Booze Cruise!
—	1 Vote	"Fat Leonard" Is on My Neck
—	1 Vote	Community Might Be Harmful
—	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham's Quote About Her Top Comments That Brought Home the Bacon This Week!
—	1 Vote	Clergy Must Have "courage" to Stand in a PC Game Pass

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