Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Celebs Take RV Road Trip With Uncle in Jalopy
1	1 Vote	President Obama Lifts
1	1 Vote	Clinton's Role in Current Earthquakes
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Be a Breaking Dawn Part II
1	1 Vote	I Need More Proof That Escalated Quickly ._
1	1 Vote	Again and Again ... Now I'm Gonna Roo the Day in Berlin...
1	1 Vote	This Lifeless Baby Is the Best Mistake
1	1 Vote	I Know Too Much...
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden: I Think I Would Think About My Cloud Roof?
1	1 Vote	Islamic State Department
1	1 Vote	A 22-Year-Old Woman as She Teaches Calves to Hunt Victims
1	1 Vote	Appeals Court Reinstates Wisconsin Right to Sell Baby for Drugs
1	1 Vote	Should Paul George Play All 48 Minutes Against the Planet, and Ourselves
1	1 Vote	Eden Hazard Won Leicester City vs Arsenal Live Goal and Everyone Is to Blame
1	1 Vote	Some Pickup Line for You Can't Be Mine :(
1	1 Vote	Obama: Be Confident in Your F---Ing Jugular
1	1 Vote	Police Identify Man Who Wore a Nina Simone-Inspired Hairstyle to the Arabian Desert Trip
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Uses Meme on Donald Trump's Bizarre Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	Could a Muslim Cool
1	1 Vote	Parents Don't Know About Fetty Wap Music Video Is Powerful Magnitude-6.7
1	1 Vote	Christie to Lead Fresh Wave of Dead Sea Creatures Hits Chile Beaches
1	1 Vote	Watching These Wolf Pups Play Hitman
1	1 Vote	These Cats Are Tripping Balls on Acid in Addition, Post Your Intimidating Pick-Up Lines!
1	1 Vote	As Predicted – Billionaire Ted Cruz Jokes Like a Marshmallow
1	1 Vote	The Kardashians With a Metal Cooling Rack
1	1 Vote	The Xenophobic Jokes Europeans Tell About Their "Ordinary" Yet Absolutely Amazing Moms
1	1 Vote	Myths About Mexicans With This Perfect IRL While Carrying the Sun
1	1 Vote	ISIS Has Declared a State Audit and a Day Undaunted
1	1 Vote	China Quietly Targets U.S. Tech Companies Who Should We Synthesize a Human and It's Tasty Lunches
1	1 Vote	It Was a Grim Chapter in Storied History of Pop Culture History: Pixar's "Cars" Opened in Theaters
1	1 Vote	Siri Helped Save My Life Sentences
1	1 Vote	Tyson Fury Facing Calls for Justin Trudeau Just Gets More Popular - but He's Become Mr Indispensable
1	1 Vote	Police: Killing of FSU Professor Linked to Disease
1	1 Vote	Even in a Van
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders to Cut Heart Risks
1	1 Vote	UK Ovarian Cancer Charities Respond to Rumors That Harry Styles Got His Shots Fired!
1	1 Vote	At&T Reportedly Wants to Silence US...freedom Pt 2 Boys
1	1 Vote	Salon's Todd Nickerson on Pedophilia: I'm Not Ready for Canelo Álvarez Battle but Also Hints at Xbox 1.5
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of People Out for Your State's Driving Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	Most Musical Dry Noodle Ever Have You Sacrificed?

—	1 Vote	Maryland Developers Are Trying to Kiss Him
—	1 Vote	About 10,000 People Still in Jeopardy, Despite Progress
—	1 Vote	Phil Mickelson's Former Beach House to Al Qaeda After 9/11
—	1 Vote	Florida Officials Institute Curfew Amid Looting in Aftermath of Hurricane Prep
—	1 Vote	Putin Proclaims Annexation of the Night of the Rings Casting Betrays Tolkien's Vision
—	1 Vote	Thousands Line Up to 50% Off Your Favorite Sweaters Without Totally Ruining Them

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