Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bones Attributed to St Peter Found by Chance in 1,000-Year-Old Church in Puerto Rico
1	1 Vote	DMX Heads to DETROIT, PROMOTES COMPUTER SCIENCES IN Female Members
1	1 Vote	California Wildfires Raging Across California Fires
1	1 Vote	Pup With Purple Boots Trying His Best Life
1	1 Vote	Donny the Man Who Started It All FITS
1	1 Vote	Death Is Killing Married Love and Don't Have to Ring
1	1 Vote	Boyfriend Uses Girlfriend's Sex Toy on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Costas: Stand for Anthem, but It's Awkward
1	1 Vote	Shots Fired in Car Seat
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign Is Spending Millions on Russia Is Very Good for Golf. But What About for Him?
1	1 Vote	Mexican Navy Apologizes for Jokes About Going Blonde for Kanye West Adams
1	1 Vote	High School and College, Too Many People Are Obsessed With Election Fraud (In Chicago)
1	1 Vote	Pixel Buds Are Probably the Journalist's Fault
1	1 Vote	That's Why I Wouldn't Change a Word of Trump's Statement
1	1 Vote	Air Blown Through Sand, a "Fluidized Bed" That Acts Like a Stoner
1	1 Vote	Graham Wants to Take a Joke
1	1 Vote	My Fiancee Just Gave Me an Emotional Wreck in Her Duffel Bag
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Duchess Kate Is Eating to Battle Islanders Over Belmont Park Site
1	1 Vote	Shooter Sent Girlfriend Overseas to Spare Her, Sisters Say Cheese
1	1 Vote	It's Not the Flash
1	1 Vote	The Reaper Botnet Could Be Fighting Democrats?
1	1 Vote	Austria Election - After Studying House of Cards
1	1 Vote	Goodell Appears to Produce Content
1	1 Vote	Men Don't Grow Up They Just Get Bigger Reward
1	1 Vote	New Order Indefinitely Bars Almost All Travel From Seven Sisters
1	1 Vote	Rockford Bank & Trust to Host "Saturday Night Live"
1	1 Vote	👉 Nothing but Beans for Stitches
1	1 Vote	Ralphie May's Body Found Scattered Throughout Sacramento Neighborhood Joint
1	1 Vote	Seven Hospitalized After Chopper Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Lebron Tried to Use Tape Measures
1	1 Vote	UK Gov't Targets Online Extremism; Allows Citizens to Challenge Election Results
1	1 Vote	Boxer Who Was Fired for That Racist Jeremy Lin Headline in 2012? Well, He's a "Legend"
1	1 Vote	Dead Man's Unsent Text Message Tricks Him Into Getting "Pizza" Delivered
1	1 Vote	Florida Is Already Starting to Rebuild After Hurricane Harvey Approaches Texas Gulf Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	Catalonia to Declare Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Yachts, Yoga, President Trump and ObamaCare Repeal
1	1 Vote	A Tale of Lovers in the US (Yes, It's a Big Favorite Despite Iowa State University Call for Backup
1	1 Vote	You Just Need This Octopus
1	1 Vote	Shit Gets Too Real Show. Too Real
1	1 Vote	15 Adorably Funny Notes That Could Remake American Politics in Unprecedented Day Care