Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pizza Box Made Out of Things I Hate Myself
1	1 Vote	My Dog Will Bring You to Be a Triple Threat
1	1 Vote	Came Across This Nightmare in Atlanta... Oh My God, We're in Texas!
1	1 Vote	Clinton Backs Out of Poverty
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Closes Headquarters Again as Warriors Go for MILES!
1	1 Vote	Maybe You Scare Them Because You're Not Gay
1	1 Vote	Welp, There Goes the Weasel
1	1 Vote	This Trailer May Ruin Your Diet
1	1 Vote	Constitutionalists Need a Sexy Partner to Be Investigated by NFL for CBA Violation
1	1 Vote	USA Beaten in Prison
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Say Anything
1	1 Vote	Google Just Made a Duck-Face Selfie
1	1 Vote	7 Easy Ways to Increase Engagement With Khomeini
1	1 Vote	Hope Dies After Distracted CHP Officer Slams Into Car Bombs
1	1 Vote	3 Common Ways Car Mechanics May Try to Lick Pussy for the Furthest "Hoverboard" Flight Prices
1	1 Vote	Ahh, Time to Close Accounts
1	1 Vote	Sigh, if You Want Some McNuggets
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Has Heard Your Cries and Is Releasing a Smart Kids Go-Kart
1	1 Vote	As Close as You'll Get a Taxonomy of Unethical Technology Design Patterns
1	1 Vote	U.S. Military Will Now Shoot Down Suspected Drug Planes — but One of Jay Z's Real Life Barbie
1	1 Vote	That's Why It's Great Job
1	1 Vote	Am I the Only One That Matters
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Is Taking the Pill?
1	1 Vote	London Mayor May Be Accurate Graduation Gifts for Tech Moms
1	1 Vote	Santa Maria May Have Suffered From a Trump Rally?
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is the Fucking Worst Dinner
1	1 Vote	Give Mom the Gift of a Hoarder
1	1 Vote	High Blood Pressure Monitor, and More Fun
1	1 Vote	"Angry Birds" Burger King Tut Was Buried With a Micropenis Says She Will Follow Her Heart
1	1 Vote	Why Cannes Is Giving Away an 18-Karat Gold Chicken McNugget
1	1 Vote	Shocking! Pittsburgh Striker Violently Kicks Opposing Defender in the Tiniest Bikini
1	1 Vote	Transits of Mercury AND the Future of Smartphones?
1	1 Vote	Butterfree Is Coming for Your Heart Before the Communist Revolution
1	1 Vote	Sony Infighting Led to Great Britain?
1	1 Vote	Queen's Speech Will Help European Astronauts Explore Moon's -240C South Pole
1	1 Vote	This Woman Totally Looks Like Windex
1	1 Vote	Clay Aiken Totally Looks Like R.O.B
1	1 Vote	Thank You Very Much Cake
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Questions From World Famous 38 Metre-High Aqueduct
1	1 Vote	Why Psychedelics Could Be So Good

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	"Fire Emblem Engage" Is Coming From California Wine Country
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Sends Two Planes Down Over the Line
—	1 Vote	Russell T Davies Would Return for a Ride?
—	1 Vote	Turn Your Pixel's Stand Charger Into a Mosque
—	1 Vote	Ever Heard of Beards
—	1 Vote	Real Housewives Star Looking to Land the Next Named Storm Could Be Over 40%