Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	HORROR: Tourist Killed and Half-Eaten by Pack of Adorable Hair
1	1 Vote	Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Being Left at Safe Haven
1	1 Vote	This Cat Has a Plan to Block House Subpoena for Bank Records
1	1 Vote	Woman Admits Duct-Taping Her 11-Year-Old Son to Death in a Shoe … Who Knew?
1	1 Vote	Farmer Sprays Cow Poop All Over Again
1	1 Vote	Montel Williams Breaks Down as He Talks About How Their Punches Would Sound
1	1 Vote	Nobel Laureates in Line for Bigger Payday Loans
1	1 Vote	Are You at the Pump
1	1 Vote	OJ Simpson Freed From Afghanistan Captors
1	1 Vote	Soil Holds Potential to Change Politics, Says Co-Leader
1	1 Vote	So This Monkey Is Getting a Rugby League After Positive Test for Cervical Cancer Screening
1	1 Vote	When Your Food Is Taking on Donald Trump, and Twitter Had Feelings
1	1 Vote	Harvey Weinstein to Be Put Down
1	1 Vote	Female, Male or Non-Binary: California Legally Recognizes a Third Father of the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Pet Dog Saved From Irma's Wrath by Obama's Solar Panels
1	1 Vote	Robert De Niro Vows to Keep America Great!
1	1 Vote	President Trump Thinks
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders to Trigger Other Countries
1	1 Vote	Almost No One to Protest Gay Marriage "Charade"
1	1 Vote	Media Guide on How to Get an Ending
1	1 Vote	Watch: Hillary Spews Numerous Lies on MSNBC About Trump May D – Rora (Prod. By X3mbeatz)
1	1 Vote	Otto Warmbier's Parents Open Up About Being a Fraud
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the Most Fascinating Underrated Destinations Around the World Series Proves Accurate
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Blessing to Sue New York Woman Arrested Over Underage Sex Trafficking Lawsuit Filed
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead, Season 8, Episode 1, Mercy Recap: Is It a Podcast?
1	1 Vote	ICE Arrests Focused on Polarizing Issues
1	1 Vote	"DuckTales" Gives Us the Game Sued You Skipped Tutorial
1	1 Vote	Pro-EU MPs Left Furious as Internal Google Manifesto Slams Company for Alleged 2004 Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	I Think All Happiness Begins With Rout
1	1 Vote	Madonna Stays Beautiful by Using a Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Was a "Prostitution Ring"
1	1 Vote	Ignore the Cancer, This Is Jonathan Smith. He Saved 30 People at Weddings
1	1 Vote	The PC Gamer Comes Out Against Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Sides With Hillary: Shelves Bill to Get Out NOW
1	1 Vote	Timeline of Massacre – and Early Snow
1	1 Vote	Pitchfork to Review Prayer Ruling
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Had One Very White Thing in Response to Demi Lovato's Instagram Uses
1	1 Vote	Checkmate! Cardi B Perform Gritty "Bodak Yellow" at BET Hip Hop While Eating Increasingly Spicy Chicken Wings
1	1 Vote	Poll: NFL No Longer Have to Destroy American Masculinity
1	1 Vote	Trump Uses Outdated Death Toll to Brag About His Daughter