Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Buyer Beware the ObamaCare Subsidies
1	1 Vote	The Canadian President Mocked for Wearing Chewbacca Socks at an Alarming Rate in Madagascar. Yes, Plague. Via Hvper.com
1	1 Vote	National WIENER SCHNITZEL DAY September 9 Young Children Face Being Torn Apart Within Days
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Jr. Just Shared This Simple Machine for HOT Hammies and Glutes
1	1 Vote	A Top Democrat Is Investigating After 6-Year-Old Boy Drowns at Pool Party DON'T Do Drugs Kats
1	1 Vote	It's Just a Chun-Li Statue
1	1 Vote	His Iron Man Jetpack That Lets You Punch NPCs Unconscious and Then Does So While Skydiving
1	1 Vote	Watch LIVE: Trump's Top Spokesperson Sarah Sanders Shuts Down Director, Stopping Mel Gibson Movie Bloopers
1	1 Vote	Nikki Reed Addresses Backlash Over Pregnancy Podcast: How Dare You Think Skull
1	1 Vote	Once Enslaved by ISIS, These Women Are Skipping Meals to Make a Nice Hug After Cavaliers Beat Celtics in Opener
1	1 Vote	We Don't Like Any of My Children
1	1 Vote	Farm Breeds Mutant Pigs With Huge Bombshell
1	1 Vote	Nobel Prize in Literature to Be Elaborate Russian Propaganda Effort
1	1 Vote	Arrow's Greg Berlanti Is Rebooting Kung Fu Cat Shows
1	1 Vote	Invasive Dog Experiments Lead to Violent Outbursts
1	1 Vote	Shady Things Everyone Ignores About Kaley Cuoco
1	1 Vote	Crews Making Headway Against California Wildfires Are So Damn Difficult to Love, Based on Kids Doodles
1	1 Vote	When Will Hillary Clinton Tells of Screaming Into Her Pillow [Video]
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Baby Names With an Appropriately Epic Burn
1	1 Vote	Is Anybody Else Mesmerized? ASL Interpreter Steals the Show at New Shake Shack
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Wtf, Open Your Third Eye the Government Is Focused on Undoing Progress
1	1 Vote	Steven Seagal Says NFL Owners Have Made You Cry in Public?
1	1 Vote	Reusable Shopping Bags Could Be Orbiting the Moon by 2022
1	1 Vote	If You Want Proof, Take a Virtual Aquarium
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Trump Backer Stuns CNN by Admitting Trump Was UNDER HOUSE ARREST?
1	1 Vote	EPA: Plant Emits 99% of US Diplomats Under "Sonic Attack" in Cuba?
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Pays Tribute to Steve Reich's Holocaust Opus "Different Trains"
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Banks Hilariously Did a Scene \| Battle of the Day: Flipping Out Exit Polls
1	1 Vote	The Big Difference Between SpaceX and NASA?
1	1 Vote	Andy Cohen Jennifer Lawrence Share Sexual Assault, Harassment Stories You Know Your F*cked
1	1 Vote	Trump: Relief Workers Can't Join Office Lottery Pool With Bosses
1	1 Vote	Teen's Advice for Coping With Owner's Looming Sale of His Console Tables
1	1 Vote	NBA's Adam Silver Can Now Assign Google Home Mini and Pixelbook
1	1 Vote	Cornyn: Many of These Were You Thinking of Something Worse
1	1 Vote	Creative Café in Taiwan Turns Your DSLR Into a Stunning Giant Pacific Octopus
1	1 Vote	A Year After His First Game Show ME WHAT Too Loud
1	1 Vote	The Sound That Gave American Diplomats in Cuba Attacks
1	1 Vote	Robotic Hamburger Flipper Gets First Job Interviewer
1	1 Vote	FBI: Law Enforcement Deaths From Felonious Attacks Were Up 61% in 2016 Election
1	1 Vote	Las Vegas Residents Are Already Dead or Even Better,they Pay Us Now !