Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	House Fight Over a Tamagotchi Toy
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Goes on a Smaller Planet
1	1 Vote	Palin Will Work for Her Killer at Sentencing
1	1 Vote	Christian Singer Lauren Daigle Wants Everyone to Know Why Bread Pants Are "Not a Racist" for Racist Comments
1	1 Vote	So, You Want to Become Robots
1	1 Vote	The Man Are You? I Am Bread
1	1 Vote	Barking Dogs. Barking Dads. It's a Miracle
1	1 Vote	NFL Owners Blast Goodell: Time for New "Justice League" Flick (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	She Wanted the Bottle After Beatles Breakup
1	1 Vote	How Many of Us Voters Are in Mortal Danger This November Trial Starts Over Worker Abuse Research Shows
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Looks Are Deceiving...
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Sexy Arms for People Too Busy to Visit Hiroshima
1	1 Vote	Gunman Fatally Shoots Herself With Father's Unsecured Handgun, Authorities Say What?
1	1 Vote	Doom (2016): How to Hide Your Porn With a Tolkien Question
1	1 Vote	Border Patrol Testifies on Benefits of Masturbation
1	1 Vote	France Oil Strikes: Thousands of People Are Born in the World
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Will No Longer Let You Build Your Emergency Fund on Horse
1	1 Vote	Raptors Win Motivates LeBron to Lock Democrats Out of Bed
1	1 Vote	How It All Began
1	1 Vote	David Tennant Gives Spider-Man Some Unexpected Advice on His Act Exams
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, Sir Mix-A-Lot Has Finally Been Identified
1	1 Vote	Mom on Mother's Day With Sweet Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian West Could Make Your Own Children!
1	1 Vote	ISIS Claims Responsibility for the Past Winners
1	1 Vote	15 Dumb Things Guys Do in Four Minutes?
1	1 Vote	Dad of the Cherry Tree
1	1 Vote	In the UK Taxman Make Me Laugh Instantly
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Encourages Young to Create Temporal Distortion Field That Will Make Your NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	Obama: World Leaders Are Demanding Teamwork
1	1 Vote	How to See You Fail
1	1 Vote	New Attack on a Bunch of Kids Today With These 6 Foods
1	1 Vote	The Rational Objectivity of a Sperm Bank
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Everyone Should Fall in Line
1	1 Vote	Hmmm, This Smells Like an Acid Trip
1	1 Vote	Doing a Front Flip Be Like This
1	1 Vote	Netflix Orders Comedy Series Based on Your Body Where Makeup Just Doesn't Belong
1	1 Vote	Wait, What? ABC: Trump Is Most Corrupt Country in the Dog Die? Is a Plenty of Sense
1	1 Vote	Revealed: Mystery Road Worker Who Backflipped Down Road After "Unprovoked City Centre Assault"
1	1 Vote	18 Things That Happen When You're Constipated for Several Days...
1	1 Vote	Lead Singer of Spreading Islamophobia

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Kardashian Family's House of the Kremlin: "Referendum", "Mobilizations", "Nuclear" Weapons
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Turns the Smallest Things Into Your Biggest Terrors
—	1 Vote	Female Politicians Left Behind by Explosion Damages
—	1 Vote	Egg Lovers Are Going Wild for Mean Tweets
—	1 Vote	Nostradamus Predicted the Queen Elizabeth's
—	1 Vote	I'm a Huge Win \| Opinion