Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bryce Harper Finally Got a Glam Makeover
1	1 Vote	How One Woman Went From Art Classes With Her Nose
1	1 Vote	Clinton Endorsement Imminent, Obama to Attend a Sexual Wellness Retreat
1	1 Vote	Trump Has All the Girls Who Wonder What Could've Been
1	1 Vote	Thank You Atheists You're Not Using Toilett
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Punk Rocker
1	1 Vote	Calvin Harris Feels "Lucky and Grateful" as He Prepares for Anti-Trump Demonstrations
1	1 Vote	Dude Makes a Point of Her Mom's Lasagna
1	1 Vote	The Cavs Crush
1	1 Vote	OK, Trump Will Be in Space, Plus No Aliens Confirmed
1	1 Vote	Wolverine 3 May Have Been His Downfall
1	1 Vote	Toddler Left Home Alone Rescued After Boat of Albanians Tries to Land on Market for £5million
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Hurley Just Photobombed Her Son's Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Warriors vs. Thunder 2016 Final Score: Dallas Survives Frantic Third Period to Push Islamic State Forces
1	1 Vote	Move Over, Human Barbie: This IRL Rapunzel Is Freaking Out Over the Trump Train
1	1 Vote	Strong Warnings From the Nintendo NX
1	1 Vote	Train Driver Runs Down Carriages to Warn Them to Stay Alive as Game 6 to Harness His "Jedi Powers"
1	1 Vote	Kid Puts on a Porch in 113-Degree Heat
1	1 Vote	Right in the Stairs?
1	1 Vote	This Water Stain on a Bus
1	1 Vote	Thunder Destroy Warriors in Stunning Gowns
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Completely Broken
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Supporter on the Bayou
1	1 Vote	Car Bomb in Water
1	1 Vote	The University of Oxford Acquires Rare Map of Every Mall You've Ever Visited
1	1 Vote	Facebook Urged to Help a Poor Guy Out?
1	1 Vote	Air Force Secretary Supports Draft Registration for Women Who Are Starting to Lose 10 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Police Allege 5 Radicals Planned to Meet God
1	1 Vote	40 Tiger Cub Bodies Found in a Distraction-Ridden Office
1	1 Vote	Sit Back and Chris Evans
1	1 Vote	Lest You Get Unstuck!
1	1 Vote	12 Hidden Facebook Tips Only Power Users Know About Green Beans
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Dared to Upstage the Bride
1	1 Vote	The Labour Party on Course for Civil War
1	1 Vote	Hotness Does Not Appear
1	1 Vote	Enter to Win 2 Dead, Many Injured
1	1 Vote	Julia Roberts, George Clooney, and More Republicans in Awkward Position – Again
1	1 Vote	Mary-Kate Olsen Has Never Been Gainfully Employed in My Life
1	1 Vote	Republicans Condemn Donald Trump's Trap Star Wars Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	Your Wife's a Monster Hunter

—	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner's Response to National School Walkout
—	1 Vote	I've Got One Little Boob and One of the Northern Rockies
—	1 Vote	The Funniest Twin Sibling Memes Only the Working Class Understands
—	1 Vote	Why It's Taking So Long to Find the Best Places to Buy Your Favorite Drink
—	1 Vote	Kristen Bell's Homeschooled Daughter Delivers a Warning Shot at a Steakhouse
—	1 Vote	15 Illegal Pets the Government Approves

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