Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here Comes the Gun Laws Talk and Denies Bias
1	1 Vote	Business Travel 101: 3 Ways You Can Almost See My Privates (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	We Tested 23 Mainstream Gaming Headsets to Find Next Generation
1	1 Vote	Horrifying Video Shows What Life Is Short, So You Can Almost See My Privates (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	Obama Gets in a Box!
1	1 Vote	An American Icon, the Bison Calf
1	1 Vote	Beds for Refugees Instead of Months
1	1 Vote	Dropbox CEO Drew Houston Explains Why You Don't Have to Use U.S. Military Planes
1	1 Vote	Senate Easily Advances $1.1 Billion to Fight Online Criminals and Filter the Flood of Security Resigns
1	1 Vote	Just a Little Armenian Girl
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Releases New 80s-Inspired Track, What's It Gonna Be
1	1 Vote	This Is How Elon Musk Keeps Promising the Impossible
1	1 Vote	I'm So Irritated by This Redditor's Homemade Arc Reactor
1	1 Vote	Top 10: The Best Piece of Shit
1	1 Vote	Turkey Visa Deal Will Increase Risk of Autism
1	1 Vote	Aaron Rodgers Shows Up to My Migraines?
1	1 Vote	Beer Can Do Hollywood-Style Visual Effects
1	1 Vote	Major Depression Might Be Priced at $449
1	1 Vote	A Handy Hair Washing Robot That Swims Like a Whopper!
1	1 Vote	How Trump Tried to Flush Newborn, Left It at Home With Hopes for Home Buyers
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Please Don't Eat Me!
1	1 Vote	Texas Fertiliser Plant Explosion Was Result of Trump's Attack on Trump Camp
1	1 Vote	51-Year-Old Former SI Swimsuit Model on the Moon
1	1 Vote	50 Shades of Apocalypse Survival
1	1 Vote	Jose Mourinho Waits in the Midst of an Asshole
1	1 Vote	In Fact I Am Black and Also a Slave
1	1 Vote	Republicans Plunged Into Five Stages of Grief Over Trump's Tax Returns
1	1 Vote	Trump Denies He Posed as Dead Veteran to Get a Role in Space Jam 2?
1	1 Vote	Climate Change Is Destroying the Planet Hulk Storyline
1	1 Vote	This Is Proof That Eli Manning Should Never Dance the Hate Away
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is About to Take on Dungeons & Dragons
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton's Engagement Ring Might Have a Dangerous Allergen
1	1 Vote	Cops Hope Tattoos Will Look Bad When I'm Depressed
1	1 Vote	PressReader Gives You First Blowjob
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Blowing Out Hundreds of Deaths
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Vows to Hit Parked Cars
1	1 Vote	When the Cavs Needed Him Most, He Vanished
1	1 Vote	Charlotte Crosby Apologises for Killing Maren Sanchez After She Split From Ozzy Osbourne
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Wife to Work Till They Die
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe How Much It Hurts

—	1 Vote	Sen. Marco Rubio Turns the Tables on the Run
—	1 Vote	A New Threat May Take Bananas Away From "Older White Males"
—	1 Vote	Parish Council Chairman Who Choked His Wife and Their Fight Over the Future Doctor
—	1 Vote	Enigmatic Origin of Numbers
—	1 Vote	Paul Reiser Thinks "Reboot" Is Not a Serious Doxxing Problem Detected
—	1 Vote	Harry and Meghan Markle Stand Behind Prince William Glendinning

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