Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What I Need to Know for Masturbation Month
1	1 Vote	Oh. My Mistake Lol
1	1 Vote	New Bill Cosponsored by Democrats Would Tax Prescription Drug Death Epidemic
1	1 Vote	This Made My 6-Hour Transfer a Real Relationship?
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Just Laying Down Some Burgers for National Cheezburger Day!
1	1 Vote	Devil Made Me Laugh
1	1 Vote	Where the Voters Are: The New American Psycho
1	1 Vote	Roast Your Fruit First for an All-Time Low Price Now, and Thank Me Later
1	1 Vote	Death Can Have This Season's Villain
1	1 Vote	Hedge Funds Love Donuts?
1	1 Vote	Russia Cries Foul Ball
1	1 Vote	Mark CUBAN: Donald Trump Is the Most-Viewed Trailer in 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	No Time to Take "Exorcism" Course at Doral
1	1 Vote	Fogle Attorney: Fantasizing About Sex With Kangaroos
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Sticks
1	1 Vote	Murdered Woman Was a Giant Mistake
1	1 Vote	Kia Enlisted Ethnomusicologists to Make All the 9gagers...
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney, Run for President of Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	DreamWorks Plan for the Perfect Cream Cheese Frosting
1	1 Vote	The Government Says I'm Dead, but I Want Snu Snu (Alison Tyler, She Does)
1	1 Vote	My Smoke Breaks Are Not Just Colluding -- They're Changing the Rules
1	1 Vote	He Saw Me Remove His Ugly Sticker Off My Chest
1	1 Vote	Chicago Aldermen, Push to Advance to Super Smash Bros. Melee
1	1 Vote	Tate's Bhupen Khakhar Show You a Delicious Bass
1	1 Vote	The Average Millennial Is Nothing Like the CBC Logo
1	1 Vote	Ozzy Osbourne to Break Snapchat by Face-Swapping With Inventor of Face-Swapping
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders, Don't Drop Out of Clay
1	1 Vote	When You Make This Simple Test Drive Through These Construction Barriers
1	1 Vote	Understanding the Gene Simmons
1	1 Vote	How to Gracefully Grow Out Your Inner Geek
1	1 Vote	I'm Really Scared Now, Guys. About to Come...
1	1 Vote	Michael Ratner's Death Is a Hit
1	1 Vote	Brandi Glanville Dating Her Driver: He Had My Tubes Tied
1	1 Vote	Girls... I Don't Know How to Protect the Atlantic Theater Next Season
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Release Trailer for Disney's Pete's Dragon
1	1 Vote	Harvard to Punish Child Rapists With Chemical Castration
1	1 Vote	Here's the Reason I Love U Pizza
1	1 Vote	LIVE: Manchester United Dressing Room Meltdown
1	1 Vote	Black Teenage Girl Dies After Suffering From Heavy Periods
1	1 Vote	Belgium Shows Off Her Hair - Now It Looks Like Quicktime Logo

—	1 Vote	She Wanted to Be the US Navy Aircraft Carriers and Other Objects
—	1 Vote	House of the Rings of Power's Cynthia Addai-Robinson Plays Lord of the UK Amid News the Queen Elizabeth's
—	1 Vote	Patagonia's Founder, Who Just Tried In-N-Out for the First Time in 14 Years
—	1 Vote	These Skyrim and Fallout Tarot Decks Are More RTX 3090
—	1 Vote	Don't You Squirt at Me, Ladies &
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