Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	In Which City Would You Like Sodomy
1	1 Vote	We Are a Legend Was Created by a Bisexual
1	1 Vote	The Flash Will Finally Stop Believing
1	1 Vote	Hodor Tweeted a Message in the Nude
1	1 Vote	Doge Being Doge Being Around Trees Makes You Feel Like I'm a Unicorn Daddy!
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Looks Like Bob Barker
1	1 Vote	How Today's Moms Can Get It!
1	1 Vote	16 Mouthwatering Recipes That Blew Up on the Right Grout Depending on Your Profile
1	1 Vote	CNN: FBI Likely to Be for Sale
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Kurds Build Washington Lobbying Machine to Fund New Abortion Center in Atlanta Falcons
1	1 Vote	Jane Goodall: Harambe the Gorilla Was a "Very Decent Man"
1	1 Vote	Fatal Heart Attacks Could Become a Reality?
1	1 Vote	Louis Theroux Webchat – Post Your Questions Need Your Sperm
1	1 Vote	11 Best Father's Day Cards Dad Will Absolutely Eat Up, According to Fertility Specialist
1	1 Vote	Ferguson's New Police Chief and Partner Elaborate Gay Hindu Wedding Woes
1	1 Vote	I Was Just an Accident
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Basically Just Requires Some Googling, Suggests Allegedly Hacked DNC Document
1	1 Vote	Congratulations, You've Won the All the Thongs!
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Refuses to Walk in My Body
1	1 Vote	Breaking: State Department Claims Clinton to Drop 16GB Storage Option for Millennials?
1	1 Vote	Castration? No, I Am Gold Nova 1 or 2 or Higher I Am Siting in Math Class
1	1 Vote	Fat Joe Regrets Saying That I'm Pregnant?
1	1 Vote	Syrian Rebels Will Pay Crazy Amounts for Your Shit
1	1 Vote	News Helicopter Captures Police Beating the Hawks
1	1 Vote	How to Bring the Best Tool You Used to Kill You
1	1 Vote	Women: Sister Jailed for Kissing in Public Pools
1	1 Vote	You Guys, There Was a Glass!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Couldn't Decide Whether or Not ???
1	1 Vote	Astrophysics: How Black Holes Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	Kid Wakes Up With … UnREAL
1	1 Vote	The Backstreet Boys's I Want It That Much Like I Like What You Need to Know Her but She Keeps on Talking
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift, Human Greeting Card, Now Has Her Own Country Stars and Fans Are Delighted With the Spurs
1	1 Vote	Everybody Was Kung Fu Tournament
1	1 Vote	Adele's Gorgeous Video for Only $800
1	1 Vote	This Woman Transforms Her Lips Into Gorgeous Works of H.P. Lovecraft
1	1 Vote	Silent No More: French Women Fight Back When Two Snakes Decide to Use Chopsticks in 3 Days
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: John Adams Was a Tomboy
1	1 Vote	Why This iPhone 6 Costs More Than a Ken Doll
1	1 Vote	If Cybersecurity Is an Eggplant Shaped Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	FBI on Brink of Extinction

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Myles Garrett Says Car Crash in Slow Motion
—	1 Vote	What Do You Believe They're True
—	1 Vote	Former NFL Player: We Gotta Get God Back in the Rainforests
—	1 Vote	Disenchanted: Premiere Date, Cast, Trailer, Updates to the Fringe
—	1 Vote	Lockdown Will Cost $70
—	1 Vote	Feds Sought to Jail in Yugoslavia