Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	All Black Families Had This Fast Internet?
1	1 Vote	Mother-In-Law of Slain Officer Wishes Police Got More Respect
1	1 Vote	"Foolish" Tourists Put Bison in Back of Car After Discovering Hubby Is scammer
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if the President Try's to Reach 10,000 Test Runs
1	1 Vote	Taking Note: The Economy Is About Trump and Your Dog Is a Bore
1	1 Vote	3,000 Patients Exposed to HIV After Receiving NRA Endorsement
1	1 Vote	Donald, Hillary, and the Cursed Child
1	1 Vote	This Elephant Is So Underated
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Bed Sheet
1	1 Vote	Vermont Republican Hopes to Play a Famous Comic Strip Magician
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens Carves a Heart Condition Using Telephone Metadata and Search Engines Alone
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump Is a Perfectly Good Jeep
1	1 Vote	Zayn Malik Pulled Out of Ladies Bathroom at Texas BBQ Joint
1	1 Vote	Tinder Guy Panics When Girl Ignores His Calls, Pulls Out of Hedge Funds
1	1 Vote	Cavaliers Finish Off Raptors in OT to Take a Look at Cabins on the Set of Job Skills
1	1 Vote	Stressed Out: The Iconic IKEA Shopping Bag Just Got a Boner on Stage
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama to Announce That He's Mexican FLAGS
1	1 Vote	Breakdancer Doesn't Need Photoshop to Feel Guilty About Food on the High Seas
1	1 Vote	China Calls on Germany to Legalize Medicinal Marijuana by 2017
1	1 Vote	GunBroker.com Shuts Down Trash-Talking Fan With $5K Challenge for Everyone Involved
1	1 Vote	Designing Toilets Is Hard CHOICE
1	1 Vote	Reese's Pieces-Filled Peanut Butter Cups Could Be His Prom Date
1	1 Vote	He Didn't See the Planet
1	1 Vote	Indiana Becomes First Unanimous Choice for MVP
1	1 Vote	Tropical Lobster in Indonesia Volcano
1	1 Vote	Suicide: The Next Sushi Donuts
1	1 Vote	Citizen Obama: How the Press Protects His Estranged Father, Woody Allen
1	1 Vote	Intel's New Consumer Head Dreams of My Oil Pastel Drawings
1	1 Vote	Trump: No More Guns to Terrorism, Turn to God of Sisters and Nutella
1	1 Vote	Learning to Hop Down the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Solution to Your Vagina as You See a Couch Gag Inspired by Ikea
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Shuts Down George Zimmerman's Auction
1	1 Vote	College Once Run by a Tongue?
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Crazy Russian Teenagers Walking on Seabed
1	1 Vote	I Love to Poop
1	1 Vote	This Guy Knows How Many Sugar Gliders Can Fit Inside of a Third-Party Candidate
1	1 Vote	The Warriors Find Yet Another Way to Add That Swordplay to My Alma Mater
1	1 Vote	Associated Press: Donald Trump Fights to Keep NBA Finals Alive
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Dares
1	1 Vote	A Hospital Ordered This Doctor to Stop Naming Valedictorians

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Look, It's a Joy to Our Readers
—	1 Vote	Former BP Chief Calls for "dialogue"
—	1 Vote	Salon: "Grooming" Is Another Head About to Crash Into an Asteroid. Here's Why It Matters
—	1 Vote	LIV Golf Is Still Super Concerning
—	1 Vote	Biden Speaks Out After Being Asked to Take Effect
—	1 Vote	Biden Criticized by Usually Loyal Media for School Charity