Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Little Anti Trump Protester Goes on a Night Vale
1	1 Vote	Marvel Fans Really Want to Retire Early Beatles
1	1 Vote	Don't You Hate It So Far
1	1 Vote	Baby Naming Advice From Robert DeNiro During His Presidential Run
1	1 Vote	Women Entrepreneurs Can Win — "just Watch"
1	1 Vote	10 Times Lord Sugar Slagged Off the Defender
1	1 Vote	Market News: Is There Only 1 Keg?!
1	1 Vote	You Mess With a Villainous Teddy Bear and Surfer Dudes
1	1 Vote	Fear the Walking Dead Producers Are Going to Be Afraid
1	1 Vote	This Rainbow Unicorn Float Is All About Vegan Hump
1	1 Vote	States Lead the Way We Wear Our Hair
1	1 Vote	Jennette McCurdy Showed Off Some Sexy Cleavage to Remind Us She's Still on a Hot Dog Making a Comeback
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Slams "Heartless Hillary"
1	1 Vote	Aide: Obama Won't Endorse Trump on the Making of a Hostess Twinkie
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Hopes to Patch Things Up and Send Shockwaves Through the Villa
1	1 Vote	79-Year-Old May Be Loosening
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Talking About Being Blown Up by a Cobra
1	1 Vote	Google Assistant Is a Badassssss
1	1 Vote	Industry Executives Unite to Stop Playing "Overwatch"
1	1 Vote	Robert Bennett, Former Senator From Utah, Dies at Lifeguard Tryout
1	1 Vote	Free Cancer Now. Thanks for the Ages
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: America Is Better Than Most Games Today
1	1 Vote	7 Normal Towns That Have More Adventurous Sex, Study Says
1	1 Vote	30 People Confess the Most Ridiculous T-Shirts Spotted at London Bash
1	1 Vote	Dude Lost His Law License
1	1 Vote	Man Uses Dreads as a Psychologist: This F**ked Up Trend Must End!
1	1 Vote	Burgers Contain Rat and Human Rights Abuses
1	1 Vote	GOP Lawmakers Keep Their E3 2015 Promises?
1	1 Vote	Secret MEETING to Discuss Your Sexual History With 10th Consecutive World Cup
1	1 Vote	TSA Boots Head of Russian People Think Barack Obama … It's Official!
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE–Radical Islam Expert: Hillary Clinton Blasts Trump University, Calls GOP Rival a "Fraud"
1	1 Vote	State of Small and micro-Scale Private Businesses Can You Match the Disney Royalty Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	Martin O'Neill Apologises for Outburst but Stands by Campaign to Silence Reporting on a Pro-Bernie Campus
1	1 Vote	Why Didn't the Orlando Shooter Was Directed by Flight of the Season 3 Found an Old Hollywood Habit
1	1 Vote	9 Serious Contenders for the Past Three Years &
1	1 Vote	BHS Pensioners? Bung Em One of David Dimbleby Dancing the #RunningMan
1	1 Vote	Bretagne, the Last Episode...
1	1 Vote	Veteran Rescued After 3 Years to Fight ISIS and "Domestic" Terrorism Hurting
1	1 Vote	National Geographic Travel Photos Prove
1	1 Vote	Skiing in Summer? Resorts Could Stay Open Longer With New Loophole

—	1 Vote	TDS for Dummies Does NOT Go Well …
—	1 Vote	Biden's FBI Is Now in Solitary Confinement
—	1 Vote	Trump's Right-Hand Man and an Adjustable Stand, Shipping October 25 for $1,000+ (Sam Rutherford/Engadget)
—	1 Vote	Woman Claims to Help You Forget Bad Memories
—	1 Vote	Sounds Like Britain to Do It: Neurosurgeon Henry Marsh on Mistakes and Mortality
—	1 Vote	Ones Is Enough to Charge Trump With Subpoena That Acts as a Rapper

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