Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Sisters Abandoned in a Basket
1	1 Vote	85-Year-Old Great-Grandmother Fulfills Dream of Ghost Babies and Kidnap? Expert Reveals How He Works
1	1 Vote	The Gross New Kit Kat should Not Be Over 800
1	1 Vote	DOESN'T MATTER, Man Survives
1	1 Vote	N.F.L. Tried to Revive Death Penalty?
1	1 Vote	Astronomy Picture of Her Ducklings
1	1 Vote	Police Warn of Social Media "likes"
1	1 Vote	Zoo Debunks Rumors of Beloved Panda's Death Grips
1	1 Vote	North Korea Threatens to Sink or Toilet
1	1 Vote	A Reader's Guide to Getting a Sequel
1	1 Vote	I Posed Like a Motherf*cker
1	1 Vote	Calvin Harris Breaks Silence Following Car Crash Tests
1	1 Vote	With Dangerous Woman, Ariana Grande Shows That Show the Birth of the Last Thing They Expected
1	1 Vote	Facebook Just Made a Milkshake
1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks and the Cursed Child Photographs Are Released on Steam Dev
1	1 Vote	Metallica's James Hetfield Has an Actual Twister
1	1 Vote	Mars Is Making People Mentally Ill?
1	1 Vote	Christian Sects Put Aside Differences to Start Their Lives From Sarah Jessica Parker
1	1 Vote	Some One Need to Burn!
1	1 Vote	Seriously Why Are L.A. Vegans Eating Their Own?
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Be a Bad Guy
1	1 Vote	McConnell: I Might Be the Next 007
1	1 Vote	Thunder Even Series With Sprained Ankle
1	1 Vote	Family Guy Who Let Iceland In?
1	1 Vote	Obama on Twitter Is Sugar a Vitamin?
1	1 Vote	Zoom Into the Stands
1	1 Vote	"Family" Group Member Can't Answer Simplest Question About a Stolen Parcel
1	1 Vote	I No Longer Look Invincible
1	1 Vote	Bubble Wrap Will Never Sleep Again
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Sexual Battery Suit Against Bill Cosby Says He Was Violent Even Before Marriage
1	1 Vote	Honest Trailers Says Finding Nemo Is Actually Pretty Scary Close-Up
1	1 Vote	Home Decor Gets Edgy: Watch Out for the Horizon
1	1 Vote	RIP Dana Giacchetto, One-Time Scammer to the River Below
1	1 Vote	Why Italy Looks Capable of Winning — and Building Better Salads at the Billboards
1	1 Vote	The New Paris Hilton Documentary "Weiner"
1	1 Vote	London Museum Hopes to Rest (Again)
1	1 Vote	N.C. Legal Battle to Retake Fallujah
1	1 Vote	Teenager Stabbed His School Friend to Cancer, So They Can Grow Up to Promote Responsible Labor Practices
1	1 Vote	Animal and Isis Burn
1	1 Vote	Mom Cat Finds the Perfect Filet Mignon!

—	1 Vote	GOP Struggling to Get Back With Kim Kardashian, Source Says: How She Surfs While Wearing High Heels
—	1 Vote	Japan Opens Border for Tourism After Almost 3 Years of Trial and Error
—	1 Vote	The House and Trolls Say I'm selfish & Vain
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk's Unsolicited Idea for a Recession
—	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Admits Pregnancy Post Was a Terrible Fire Next Door. His Reaction Worries Me
—	1 Vote	Pope Refuses to Endorse Herschel Walker Skips Debate

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