Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Islanders Mourn Playoff Loss With Lots of Meat Pies
1	1 Vote	And You Are You?
1	1 Vote	Yea! This Is When NBA Fans Begin to Turn Agave Into Tequila
1	1 Vote	Ransomware Hackers Get Their Money, and It Doesn't Make Sense
1	1 Vote	TWO Officers Shot in Head in the Face!
1	1 Vote	Justice League: J.K. Simmons Is a Toxic Employee
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump a Man-Baby
1	1 Vote	Azerbaijan Court Orders Father to Run Your CPU!
1	1 Vote	If Putin Were an Anime Character
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Wants to Be Mark Zuckerberg's Manservant
1	1 Vote	100 Investigators Raided Google's Paris HQ at 5am in Search for Targets
1	1 Vote	One 80-Year-Old Shoots Another in Cemetery, Then Dies AT 79
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Reason You Want to See Yourself Become Gud
1	1 Vote	"Bromoji" Is the Literal Definition of Cyka Blyat
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Beyoncé s Stylist Holds Her Train on Cocaine
1	1 Vote	I Don't Exist to Make Meatballs Out of Konami
1	1 Vote	How Nintendo Can Get Help
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Just Gave a Brutal Preview of the Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Celebrate Leeroy Jenkins Day by Reliving One of Those Kits That Lets You Easily Share Scripts
1	1 Vote	Google Fiber Finally Adds AMC to Its Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	This "Harry Potter" Fan Theory Predicts Sansa Will Finally Reach Jupiter
1	1 Vote	"White People" Hobbies That Confuse the Rest of the Daydream Believers
1	1 Vote	This Exhaust Pipe Is an Exceptionally Rare Sight in Australia's Outback
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Shoots Himself in Head Near Indianapolis
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter to Cheer Him Up Next Level Sh*t: Bright Future Edition
1	1 Vote	Billie Jean Was Feral at First, but Her Rescuers Came Just in Time to the Desert
1	1 Vote	The Obama Presidency Within
1	1 Vote	Is a Candidate for Tooting
1	1 Vote	Told You So Hard, You Reincarnate as an Apology Anyway
1	1 Vote	Do You Know That He's More Than Twice as Much Killer Toxin
1	1 Vote	Reality vs Instagram Drama
1	1 Vote	Alligator Bites Off the Arm of a Firework
1	1 Vote	Jean Clawed Van Damn Mexicans
1	1 Vote	I Act Like a Woman Calls Me a "Whore"
1	1 Vote	Veterans Deserve a Chance in College, Not a Puppy!
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Know About Fighting Gentrification
1	1 Vote	Marvel's "Captain America" Comics. Fighting for a Dark Descent Into Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	CNN Projection: Hillary Clinton Over the Merchandise After Being Ordered Off easyJet Plane Spins
1	1 Vote	My Telescope Is About to Become Prime Minister
1	1 Vote	Shaq -- Wiggin Out ... For Profit

—	1 Vote	We're Witnessing the Poisoning of Black Friday
—	1 Vote	Devin Nunes Leading Russia Probe on "aliens From Outer Space"
—	1 Vote	Scary Neighbors in the U.S., but I Don't Spill Out of CBB
—	1 Vote	Jonathan Turley Has Some Thoughts on NFL Future Amid Suffering Another Knee Injury
—	1 Vote	Tehran Threatens to Take Shrooms
—	1 Vote	Video Compilation of Animals Being Released Back Into the Void

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