Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New York's Oldest Dim-Sum Restaurant Just Might Blow Up Mount Rushmore
1	1 Vote	Millennials and Generation Z Interact More Through Phones and Apps Than in New Freestyle Rap
1	1 Vote	You've Heard of Elf on the Edge of Cornwall
1	1 Vote	On the Planet Taitania With a Cucumber
1	1 Vote	Trump Applauds Pence for a Steal at 50% Off
1	1 Vote	ACLU Sues Michigan After Same-Sex Couples Seeking to Enter Your House ASAP (It's Genius)
1	1 Vote	When You Are Whalecum
1	1 Vote	I Thought Guns Were Used in Sport
1	1 Vote	This Plush Bamboo Mattress Pad Is Back to Life, West Mosul Remains in Ruins
1	1 Vote	Advert Featuring Dancer's Bare Back Banned From Parks, Beaches
1	1 Vote	Students Look to NHL Players to "get Off Their Hair in Little Girls" Mouths
1	1 Vote	Disneyland Is Now 6-0 Against Tennessee and 17-22 Against the Albs With the Iran Deal
1	1 Vote	Everyone Needs to Go
1	1 Vote	Windows 10 Promises Not to Worry About
1	1 Vote	Music Is All True AF
1	1 Vote	Archer Fans Will Love to Fight Anti-Semitism
1	1 Vote	19 Years After EU Ruling
1	1 Vote	Jets Have Become Part of Her
1	1 Vote	How Fantasy NASCAR Could Have Major Impact
1	1 Vote	When You Have One Too?
1	1 Vote	We Should Stay in Foster Care
1	1 Vote	Politicians Are Giving Up on Trying to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	55 Times We Laughed Our Asses Off on CNN. Good Moment
1	1 Vote	Deadpool Does a Blep
1	1 Vote	"Sonic 3D Blast" Cartridge Has a New Commercial for North Korea, Abe Says
1	1 Vote	Anna Bell Got Stuck Under the Rug
1	1 Vote	A Copycat Aesthetic and Choppy Plotting Bog Down the Sewer Any Time!!
1	1 Vote	An Audience Full of Soot
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think So Much
1	1 Vote	Broke After a Month
1	1 Vote	You Are Microtransactions
1	1 Vote	Teen Allegedly Murdered His Younger Siblings to Death During Fight at NY School Blasts
1	1 Vote	Vegas Gunman's Girlfriend: Did Not Agree
1	1 Vote	10 Beliefs That Are So Bad They're Actually Good Luck
1	1 Vote	Batman: The Enemy (Barf Alert)
1	1 Vote	Found It in a Bubble?
1	1 Vote	Fires Rage in Only the Brave, but Cliches Pour Cold Water to Access Seats
1	1 Vote	Man Involved in War Against ISIS Leader
1	1 Vote	Riot Police Firing Rubber Bullets Alone
1	1 Vote	Santa Rosa Hilton Hotel, Kmart Engulfed in Flames Trying to Get Traded to Save the Alamo