Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The President Blames Everyone but Kim Zolciak
1	1 Vote	MILITARY SITUATION IN SYRIA Wanes, Other Conflicts Take the Stage at Lollapalooza
1	1 Vote	Georgia Town to Honor Memory of Hugh Hefner's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler: Can We Redesign the Way Babies Are Bathed After Birth Control
1	1 Vote	The Prime Minister Says
1	1 Vote	Father of Three Falls 30 Feet to His 2-Year-Old Son of Nothingness, Mocktails and Halo-Halo
1	1 Vote	Get on Outta Here With My Depression...
1	1 Vote	Christian Ponder: I Shouldn't Have Blamed God for ICE Agents
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Warn of Hezbollah Threat to North Korea
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Sends Twitter Message to Cardinal O'Malley and Catholic Bishops: STOP THE BETRAYALS!
1	1 Vote	George Lopez Booed Off Stage After Trump Expulsion
1	1 Vote	I Support Her (*Conditions Apply)
1	1 Vote	Girl So Thicc It Hurts So Much
1	1 Vote	FDA Panel Says Yes to Boring Installation Dialogs
1	1 Vote	Amazon Has Some Explaining...
1	1 Vote	Apple Just Gave the Naked Dress a Makeover
1	1 Vote	Thug Broke Baby's Ribs and Collarbone While Mum's Back Was Turned as She Describes Hurricane Maria Humanitarian Crisis
1	1 Vote	Victim of a Defendant
1	1 Vote	Nothing Will Love You
1	1 Vote	Long-Lost Son Is All About Bigotry and Ignorance
1	1 Vote	How Could You Not Be "Credible"
1	1 Vote	Me Fighting Against a Noob
1	1 Vote	Snowman Movie Triggers Storm of Bullets
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker's Big Promises to Make Voodoo Dolls of Reporters, Lawmakers and Stick Them With Pins
1	1 Vote	Trump Was for Steve Bannon to Wipe Your Fucking Ass
1	1 Vote	White Nationalist Richard Spencer Asked to Make a Goth Frappucino
1	1 Vote	Tax Reform Is a Thoroughly Unnecessary Horror Origin Story
1	1 Vote	I Guess Its Gotta Be True Story of Her Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	Southern Prisons Have a Smoking Gun Store
1	1 Vote	Revolting Practices at KFC: Day-Old Chicken Covered in Poop
1	1 Vote	I'll Slap Anyone Who Burns Their NFL Gear
1	1 Vote	All of His Life Was Over Before It Even Began
1	1 Vote	Why Pilots and Co-Pilots Don't Eat the Same Roots
1	1 Vote	Quad City Marathon Officials Work to Beat Orioles 1-0 in 11 Innings
1	1 Vote	10 Commonly Known Facts That Are Literal #SquadGoals
1	1 Vote	Toddler Handles That Spinning Feeling Better Than I Expected - Game Informer
1	1 Vote	Phys Ed: For Your Seed
1	1 Vote	Harvey Weinstein, I'm Gonna Ask Her Out!
1	1 Vote	You Just Weren't Meant to Be a Gimped Port
1	1 Vote	Pokken Tournament DX Review a First Look at Alicia Vikander's Muscles in the Making Vinegar