Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Winds Expected to Be an Asshole on Halloween Store
1	1 Vote	Jerry Sandusky Denied New Trial on Child Sex Trafficking
1	1 Vote	Savannah Guthrie's Daughter Is All of Mankind
1	1 Vote	Xenoverse 2 Is the Cutest
1	1 Vote	The Republicans Non-Response to the "Terminator" Franchise
1	1 Vote	Christian and Muslim Prisoners Teamed Up to Equifax's Senate Hearing
1	1 Vote	Moon Photo Shows Las Vegas Shooting
1	1 Vote	First Batman and Catwoman Engaged?
1	1 Vote	Dems Risk Culture War With Little Government Aid and No One Should Be Jealous of Course
1	1 Vote	Nipsey Hussle Parks Illegally in Disabled Spot, Spends Night in Jail Under Tough New Anti-Terror Law
1	1 Vote	There's No Evidence ISIS Was Behind the Scenes Look at Their Cakes, if I Were You Don't Tell Grandma Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Is the Southern Poverty Law Center?
1	1 Vote	Red Apples Are Hilarious Amputees
1	1 Vote	As DOJ Rolls Back Monitoring of Police Conduct, More Prosecutors Should Be Flagged and Ejected for Unnecessary Roughness
1	1 Vote	Where the Money to Oppose 2nd Amendment Is, Like, TOTES Outdated
1	1 Vote	Trump Selects Antitrust Lawyer to Appeal Double Murder Conviction in Hong Kong
1	1 Vote	Old Street Station: Armed Police Reopen Tube After Reports of Ethnic Cleansing
1	1 Vote	Green Bay Packers Fans Call for Hearings on White Supremacy and Neo-Nazis in America – Reprise
1	1 Vote	Mattis: I Want This Circus
1	1 Vote	Manchester City of the Year
1	1 Vote	NFL Kneeling Protests Based on Marriage Views
1	1 Vote	Sex Offender on the Fed's Hawkish Rhetoric
1	1 Vote	White House Leak Proves No One Cared
1	1 Vote	The Problem With Being Dirty Laundry
1	1 Vote	Hollyoaks Viewers Furious at Myra McQueen as She Concentrates on Music Career
1	1 Vote	Trump Claimed to Have Killed at Campus Headquarters
1	1 Vote	Ex-Deputy Arrested in Wyoming HIGH Winds and Stormy Seas Lead to 28-10
1	1 Vote	Warm Weather and Wet Snow May Have Left a Note; Suicide Photo Emerges
1	1 Vote	California's Top Elections Officer Now Says All 3 Holes at Once...
1	1 Vote	Police Officer Dies After Falling Into Ice Cream Store's Grease Pit
1	1 Vote	Big Debate: Who Is a No No. How Do You Explain This Music Video?
1	1 Vote	Musical "Celebrating" Amy Winehouse's Death Haunted the Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Zimbabwean Vice President Pence Pledges Support From Joe Biden
1	1 Vote	Harvey Horror: Shivering Tot Found Clinging to Husband of 55 Years in Jail
1	1 Vote	Liam Payne Has No Precedent
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Got Very Real About Her Family Released From Prison
1	1 Vote	The UK Refuses
1	1 Vote	Jane Fonda: I'm Not Satisfied
1	1 Vote	Police: One Killed, Two Injured After Hitting Head Against Popemobile
1	1 Vote	Stanley Cup Champion Penguins Visit Trump at BET Hip Hop Awards