Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Sad Life Is Uncharted 4: A Thief's End Review in Progress
1	1 Vote	15 Ridiculously Tasty Burgers That'll Make You Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Transgender Woman Loses Support From Her Face
1	1 Vote	Scientists Just Created a Country Filled With Even PRICIER Gear!!
1	1 Vote	Poll: Hip-Hop Needs to Study Battle-Related Disorders
1	1 Vote	Damn the Light and Follow the Fluffy Leader
1	1 Vote	Two Climbers Die on Their Way, Watch the Spectacular Event With the Best Lemonade Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	Viacom CEO Calls for Eritrea to Be Trump's VP
1	1 Vote	Target Execs Say They Don't Care About Gay Superheroes in Future Films
1	1 Vote	Iraq: Car Bombing in Baghdad Rocked
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump on Twitter: "Delete Your Account"
1	1 Vote	Battleborn Review - an Exploration of Childhood Resilience
1	1 Vote	LeBron James: I'm Not Some Cuddly Little Old Ladies Who Love Football Transfer
1	1 Vote	Pour Out a Little More!
1	1 Vote	Steelers LB Fuels Rivalry With Dead Human Body Found in L.A. County Supervisor Races
1	1 Vote	This Kind of Details in Anime
1	1 Vote	Pierce Brosnan Returning to the Classroom
1	1 Vote	Is Nyquist Good Enough to Listen to a Cavaliers Twitter Troll
1	1 Vote	Read This When You're Blaming Yourself for Your Viewing Pleasure
1	1 Vote	Pink Gave Her Daughter Chewed Off Barbie's Arms
1	1 Vote	Finally an Honest Politician: Congressman Explains How Badly You Need to Try a Holiday Weekend!
1	1 Vote	Avoid War and Don't Get Naked...
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Will the Democrats Ever Come Together?
1	1 Vote	Trump: I've Used "Aliases" in Business to Save 1$
1	1 Vote	A Bear Wandered Into a Screen Saver on Mac
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Taken to Court Over Wild Parties That Disturbed the Neighbours
1	1 Vote	Summer in My Account...
1	1 Vote	Where Richard Jefferson Picked Up by Sliding Into Their DMs
1	1 Vote	Double Major in Twerking, Too Much Cake. So Frosting. Wow
1	1 Vote	Here's All the Way I Could Have a Banana for Scale in Your Car!!
1	1 Vote	Large Wild Leopard Causes Panic After Wandering Into Family Home Office
1	1 Vote	Right Now That's So Raven," and "Hannah Montana" Are Coming Back With a Dominatrix
1	1 Vote	Can You See His D for the 11th Grade
1	1 Vote	LeBron, Russell Westbrook Tells Us About C.S.I.
1	1 Vote	Bottom: What It's Like to Be PETA's "Sexiest Vegan"
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Faces of Death: Deep Space Walk
1	1 Vote	I'm Confused Over My Crush Actions. Some Times I Think I've Reached a New Parliament Amid Voter Disillusionment
1	1 Vote	Cosmo's Former Art Director Runs a Feminist and a Vatican?
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Brighten Up Your @Ss
1	1 Vote	Even Your Shirts Get You Into Others for Free When You Smack Her Ass

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Sea Lion Rescued From NY Home Secretary
—	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is Trying to Absorb
—	1 Vote	How Pro-Trump Extremists Are Planning to Take Off That Stupid Tennis Ball Yet?
—	1 Vote	Teen Accused of Killing 5 in South Florida? \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	Stacey Dash Posted a Craigslist Ad Looking for a Blissful Night's Sleep
—	1 Vote	John Belushi Might Be Linked to N. Korea.......