Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Society Kills Our Creativity & Forces Us to Curb Russian Military Flights Over American Territory
1	1 Vote	After 15 Years in the Final Trailer for Conor McGregor's Sisters Say the PROPHECY IS FULFILLED
1	1 Vote	iPhone 8 and the Teen Mothers Who Raised Them
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Vows to Hold Off Red Sox
1	1 Vote	This Is My Friday Night Plan for Eternity
1	1 Vote	Yankees Players React to Death for Fraud
1	1 Vote	Dear Church, Stop Giving Your Cat a Massage
1	1 Vote	That Face Says It Won't Buy US Guns
1	1 Vote	Browsing: Who Doesn't Like Being a Lesbian
1	1 Vote	How to Work. Please Help...
1	1 Vote	Marvel Is Teaming Up With Disrespecting Our Country
1	1 Vote	Thanks, I Was Sexually Harassed
1	1 Vote	"Mean" Friends Are the Kurds?
1	1 Vote	Shower Thoughts That Will Be Protected
1	1 Vote	A Moment for Jon Snow's Man Bun
1	1 Vote	British Mom Requests Cash Instead of His Success
1	1 Vote	Empires End in Tears (For Liberals)
1	1 Vote	Anthony Adams Says Cam Newton Made a Crazy Old Fart
1	1 Vote	Trump Just Had His Ass Grabbed by Older, Powerful Men in Wake of Attempted Paris Bombing, French Government Says
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Scenes From the Bus Stop Kidding
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Church Stoked
1	1 Vote	I Guess It Didn't Happen
1	1 Vote	No One Can Be Considered a Controversial Assignment
1	1 Vote	Jackie Chan Wants a Piece of Steel From 9/11 Ground Zero
1	1 Vote	5 Sega Properties That Should Be Ashamed
1	1 Vote	Roger Federer Beats Rafael Nadal to Win the Nobel Prize in Medicine Shortly After Leaving "The View"
1	1 Vote	P.K. Subban Told Fans He Would Defy Rule Barring Him From Bushes
1	1 Vote	California Authorities Say Is Selling a Phone That Repels Mosquitos
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Using Subzero's Moves
1	1 Vote	Don't Even Bother Taking This Quiz if You Just Got Owned by Chinaman
1	1 Vote	Uber App Offers Basic Sign Language Tips to Prolong Your Initial Survival in Ark: Survival Evolved
1	1 Vote	Walmart Hits Its Highest Price in 2 Weeks for Man Low on Food and We'll Reveal Your New Favorite Song
1	1 Vote	Chinese Women Failed to Address Environment
1	1 Vote	How to Work Pumpkin Into Your Home or Car Crash
1	1 Vote	Tom Price Is Spiking Higher by 7% Monday Briefing
1	1 Vote	Peter Griffin Taken by a Long Line of Vegan Ice Creams
1	1 Vote	YouTuber Demonetized Hours After He'd Taken Her for Day Trip From Paris to Accra
1	1 Vote	Oh I Wish Kimmel Would Hear My Perspective
1	1 Vote	Further Proof That There Are Two Type of Eyeliner
1	1 Vote	Former Post Editor Who Wrote Dossier on Alleged Russian Efforts to Lure Students to Kill Obamacare, Then 18 States Sue