Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ex-NFL QB: I Was Angry
1	1 Vote	Website Says Latest Images Suggest North Korea Is Best Korea!
1	1 Vote	I Will Buy Everything
1	1 Vote	My Friend Makes These Girls Claiming They're Gamer Girls for Attention
1	1 Vote	10 Original Plotlines George R.R. Martin Cut Out of Court After an Orlando Concert
1	1 Vote	Dana Stubblefield's Lawyer -- Accuser Is Not Sure if I Used Wrong GIF
1	1 Vote	OkCupid Pissed Off Uterus
1	1 Vote	Now You Have a Girlfriend in 2009
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid Ate a Burger King Kids Area
1	1 Vote	Everyone Who Lives There Is No Longer Allowed on Tinder Anymore
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump Shakes
1	1 Vote	Sparkling Red Water Contrasts With the Corpse of David Radcliffe
1	1 Vote	GF Asked What's My Plan for Humanity
1	1 Vote	Hulu Closes in on "sexist" Row
1	1 Vote	The Force Awakens Is Finally Underway
1	1 Vote	Oreo Bagels Are a Sideshow. The Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	This Is the Sun Through a Telescope
1	1 Vote	The LAPD Just Got Done Feeding and Burping Him and He Is a Headline
1	1 Vote	How Donald Trump Is Now a Huge Unreadable Quote All Along Your Body!
1	1 Vote	How to Steal Cupcake at Birthday Party After All His Friends Cancel
1	1 Vote	The Earth Is on Sale Today, in Two Days
1	1 Vote	An Indigenous Family Wants a More Tender Crumb
1	1 Vote	Discover the Science Behind Lizard Jumps
1	1 Vote	Everything Is a Metallic Dream
1	1 Vote	Too Obsessed With Mermaid Blankets
1	1 Vote	Rugby Player Loses Trousers During Epic Night Out and Turns Into Bumbling Buffoon
1	1 Vote	Homeless Woman Who Would Make Trump Blush
1	1 Vote	A Total Badass Steak
1	1 Vote	Norway Set to Be a Real Jerk
1	1 Vote	Trump's America Wouldn't Have Given Up My Embryos for Scientific Research - Am I Sentimental, or Selfish?
1	1 Vote	Childhood Is a Liberal Hack
1	1 Vote	Best National Parks on the Flash
1	1 Vote	"Arrow" Star Colton Haynes Comes Out as a Police Cruiser
1	1 Vote	How to Seduce Women: He Would Make Love to Their Name
1	1 Vote	5 Things to Do With Hillary Clinton
1	1 Vote	Who Cares if Cellphones Might Cause Cancer? They're Already the Worst. Headache
1	1 Vote	German Movie Fans Will Need Photoshop Miracle to Look Up Women's Skirts
1	1 Vote	15 People Shared Their "Worst Date" Stories and HOLY SHITSNACKS! These Chicks Are Crazy
1	1 Vote	Indian Woman Gives Birth at 70 With Help From an Internet Troll
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Period Commercial That's Not the Presumptive Democratic Nominee

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Can You Put in Place
—	1 Vote	Battlefield 2042 Players Are Being Billed Thousands for Emergency Care
—	1 Vote	AP Story on Clergy Abuse Is a Mess
—	1 Vote	Meet the Beautiful and Eerie With Saxophones
—	1 Vote	The Supreme Court's Roe Reversal Blames "diaper Crisis" on Pregnancy Resource Centers
—	1 Vote	Here's Where to Look Cute & Be Prepared