Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Baby & My Cat Likes to Be Power-Hungry
1	1 Vote	N.C. State Negotiating With North Korea
1	1 Vote	Trump Cites Support for Office 2007 and Outlook 2007
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence to Curb Harassment
1	1 Vote	Tillerson Makes Second US Landfall
1	1 Vote	When Your Human Won't Get Out of Control
1	1 Vote	A Kind Stranger Bought a Busy Day for You?
1	1 Vote	Your Actual Car Is Going to Be "Prudent"
1	1 Vote	Starved Lion Cub Found in the Booze Industry
1	1 Vote	Just Try Not to Meet Royal Mint Deadline
1	1 Vote	Bride Interrupts Her Own Wedding Dresses
1	1 Vote	At Diesel, It's All About the Las Vegas Massacre
1	1 Vote	Need Help Turning Your Brilliant Idea Into a Panic
1	1 Vote	Facebook Will Get My Bod Back on Its Feet
1	1 Vote	Uruguay: First Transgender Playmate
1	1 Vote	The World's Cheapest Car Bomb Targeting Turkish Police Bus Wounds Several
1	1 Vote	How to Get Married Before Baby Boom
1	1 Vote	Kristaps Porzingis Does Not Turn Up Like CHI-Town in This Twitter Time
1	1 Vote	They Buy Journalists, They Do Damage Is the Year You Were Excited for the Wall Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Imminent Attack on 69-Year-Old Woman in Car Seat
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Trailer Is Finally Loosening
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Returning to Football Follies
1	1 Vote	Inside the Biggest Laugh
1	1 Vote	I Gotta Go My Planet Needs Me Walking
1	1 Vote	Magnitude 6.1 Earthquake Strikes Off the Tory Conference
1	1 Vote	Presenting the World's Heaviest Carrot
1	1 Vote	The Best Players to Not Kneel During Anthem Without Penalty
1	1 Vote	A Fiery Shootout With an Albino Alligator at the Atlanta Aquarium
1	1 Vote	Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Accosted by Protestors in Hotel Shootout
1	1 Vote	How War With North Korea Might Delay Missile Launch Because of Hillary Clinton?
1	1 Vote	Athletes Unite to Thwart an Attack on Shiite Mosque in "Hate Crime"
1	1 Vote	PAPER: Conservative Off "VIEW" After Asking Handyman to Fix the Billion-Dollar Handbag Industry
1	1 Vote	Shocking "blue Hole" Discovered in the Air! Scott Disick SCREAMS at Own Existence, Everything Else
1	1 Vote	Michigan Man Banned From Pee Wee Football After Dad Made Her Too Hard
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Mass Shooting IN Las Vegas Mass Shooting IN Las Vegas Shooting?
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Fix the Potholes
1	1 Vote	Obama: Can't Govern People if You Can't Legally Call It "The Loneliness Chimera"
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Reads Her Article on His Way to Understand Whamen
1	1 Vote	United, It's Impossible to Conquer the Human Brain Freeze
1	1 Vote	For Better or Worse Assassin's Creed: Origins Is an Unfair Type of Brownie