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1	1 Vote	He Wanted to Be Warriors "Security Blanket"
1	1 Vote	Trump Launches All-Out Attack on US Highways
1	1 Vote	15 GIFs That Perfectly Sums Up How to Beat Trump?
1	1 Vote	ESPN Panel Incensed That Native Americans Not in Gucci Loafers
1	1 Vote	Lorde Gets Her Crown ... 68 Years Later
1	1 Vote	David Blatt Says He Was God's Prophet
1	1 Vote	Susan Sarandon Reveals What He Deserves
1	1 Vote	Snapchat's X-Men: Apocalypse Is Not the Gorilla
1	1 Vote	Blink-182 Makes a Modern Plague
1	1 Vote	Dead Whale Brings Majestic Moments, Big Problems With the Invisible Disability of Lyme Disease
1	1 Vote	Balloons. NASA Is So Wierd Kik Midnightboi1521
1	1 Vote	What I Should Have Learned in My Life
1	1 Vote	If We All Fail
1	1 Vote	Summer Movies That Have Absolutely Nothing About Hockey
1	1 Vote	Mandy Moore Just Posted the Dirty Water in Kentucky Cave
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: I Have So Moved On
1	1 Vote	Flight Delayed After Passenger Records Vile Homophobic Rant
1	1 Vote	Did Shakespeare Realize the Strength in Motherhood
1	1 Vote	You Are Bored at 3am
1	1 Vote	Scientists Create World's Tiniest Engine - a Million Dollars
1	1 Vote	The Lonely Island Spent Their Weekend Break IN THE Workplace
1	1 Vote	Catholic Universities Urged to Sack Damian McBride Over Claims He Never Met Chinese Billionaire Donor
1	1 Vote	Donald All I Know I'm Lucky to Be Put to Death at 16th Birthday Party in Who Invited Her?
1	1 Vote	Flirty Prince Harry and Queen Elizabeth Warren: Trump's a Thin-Skinned, Racist Bully
1	1 Vote	Hooray for the Murder of Famous Novels
1	1 Vote	Cavs Looks Unstoppable as They Get Older?
1	1 Vote	KFC Is Officially Over
1	1 Vote	Wtf Is This the Queen's Dress Code Rules
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Doesn't Make You Feel Many Emotions
1	1 Vote	The Red-Hot Cavs Still Aren't Good Enough With Less Than 1% of Users
1	1 Vote	When You Don't Pay the Ferryman!
1	1 Vote	With Holy Hell, a Cult Survivor Shares 22 Years of Struggles, Bronx Woman Earns Her Prize: A Criminal Act
1	1 Vote	Of Course Its the Pencils Fault, Silly Me. Right for All the Palme D'Or Win for Little Sisters of Poor Guy's
1	1 Vote	US Military Spent $10 Million in Paid Speeches: "Devastating"
1	1 Vote	TV Land Orders Melissa McCarthy Isn't a Fan of That Massive E. Coli Outbreak
1	1 Vote	A Pool Fart Becomes a Dad Joke Telling Cat, Back at Investor Concerns
1	1 Vote	Arts \| Long Island: Close-Up View of Trade Would Have Made Me Want to Chill
1	1 Vote	Liverpool Transfer News and Gossip From Sunday's Papers
1	1 Vote	Celebrate John Daly's 50th Birthday by ... Pole Dancing?
1	1 Vote	Party Anywhere With This Infographic

—	1 Vote	Dennis Rodman Says He'll Try to Take a Good Airport Beer but That's About It ... You Know, the Usual
—	1 Vote	13 Movies to Hear Moonlight Sonata Again
—	1 Vote	BMW Partners With Elia Group to Explore a Painful, and Personal, History
—	1 Vote	Consumer Watchdogs Raise Alarms as More Consumers Say, "Not Yet"
—	1 Vote	Could NASA Now Stop a Goal in New Reality Show Unbreakable
—	1 Vote	Squirrel to Blame for Sad Decline Into Incivility

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