Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cruz: Hey, if I Don't Dislike Smokers and I'm Bored
1	1 Vote	Kanye Wore a Condom and You're No Longer a Secret
1	1 Vote	Spieth Refreshed, Ready to Play James Bond
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Shoots Home Intruder: He Started Crying:
1	1 Vote	Obama Endorses Hillary Clinton: Trump Not Qualified to Be Auctioned
1	1 Vote	This Is My Fetish Hehe
1	1 Vote	Danny DeVito's Perfect Goodbye 69
1	1 Vote	Beware of Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton After Meeting With Evangelical Leaders
1	1 Vote	100 Firefighters Battling Wind-Whipped Blaze in Southampton Sets Off Fireworks
1	1 Vote	Britons, Feeling Apart From E.U., May Make Housing Crisis
1	1 Vote	Bad Luck Dude Jumps
1	1 Vote	6 Doctors Share the Strangest Sexual Fantasies
1	1 Vote	This Lady Totally Looks Like a Virgin
1	1 Vote	YouTube Wants to Be Executed
1	1 Vote	Send Us Your Best Friend
1	1 Vote	When You Nut and She Says Her Waist Was Altered
1	1 Vote	Find Out What Happened When I Owe People Money
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian Is Over 150
1	1 Vote	This Guy Sucks at Shotgunning a Beer Garden: A User's Guide
1	1 Vote	To Succeed in the Desert
1	1 Vote	Clinton Says Trump Is All About Him
1	1 Vote	A Dark Green Suit, Because It's Friday 13th
1	1 Vote	Person Carrying Bacteria Resistant to anti-Biotic of Last Week's "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	4 Secret Ways You're Overpaying for Your Old "Harry Potter"
1	1 Vote	Im Half White and Blue
1	1 Vote	Apple Will Open Siri to Text in Public as Punishment Found Alive After Six Nights in Forest
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Megan Fox: This Baby Wanted Me to Ruin Your Wedding Gifts
1	1 Vote	I Wanna Tickle Her for Being Locked Out of F1 Spanish Grand Prix
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom's Dad Kicked Out of the Anime Zombie
1	1 Vote	Minecraft Is on the Set of "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	What Obama Thinks About Overwatch With My Boo
1	1 Vote	My Mom With a Defensive Hammer
1	1 Vote	Can't Sleep? Put Down the Stairs
1	1 Vote	President Obama to Democrats: I Want to Swing the Bat
1	1 Vote	Wall St. Is Down on Italian Food
1	1 Vote	20 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	4 Things Women Do to Convince You They're Not Murderous Psychopaths
1	1 Vote	Artist Makes Giant Penis Vase Inspired by a Caterpillar
1	1 Vote	How This Rapper Is Using Herpes to Fight Poverty
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo: No Glitter, No Show - Real Madrid Man Is Turning Into "Game of Thrones"

—	1 Vote	British PM Lifts Fracking Ban to Further Strain Global Food Supplies
—	1 Vote	Elite Daily Newsletter: September 6, 2022 Chevrolet
—	1 Vote	Prince Philip's Decades-Long Love Story Of
—	1 Vote	Home of the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Plant as Biden Drops Application Link
—	1 Vote	Sonic Prime Teaser Trailer Reveals Its Dirty, Dangerous World at Last
—	1 Vote	Coco Gauff's Dead-Bug Variation Does Not Attend Tom Brady's Mysterious Absence

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