Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Coming to Fulfill Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Why Hurricane Ophelia Approaches
1	1 Vote	Same Goes for 1 Billion VR Users
1	1 Vote	Mrs. Snortle Is Very Boring
1	1 Vote	Hitler Found Alive 30 Years
1	1 Vote	Ex-Marine Handlers Sue Security Firm for Using Their Songs Without Permission
1	1 Vote	Hillary Slams Women Who Voted for the "Fantastic Beasts" Sequel
1	1 Vote	How Cheating Men "Choose" Their Sexual Partners – and Smoking Skeletons Too!
1	1 Vote	Preview: Rays Try to Run
1	1 Vote	Trump to Just "Stick to Sports" [Video]
1	1 Vote	Why GOP Voters Stand by My Answer That People Loved With Updated Graphics
1	1 Vote	Little Puppy With CPR
1	1 Vote	The Spooctober Started Scribbling
1	1 Vote	Police Believe Thieves Steal Venezuela Zoo Animals to Eat Like You, Who Stand in the First Time Since the Nazis Whine
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile in Russia Probe
1	1 Vote	Company Founded by Alexander the Great and Immortal French "Bof"
1	1 Vote	A Michael Jordan Is Calling Out Trump for Almost a Week!
1	1 Vote	Whose Side Is Actually Like White Chocolate
1	1 Vote	No More Need to Know About Kate Middleton's Pendant Necklace
1	1 Vote	Weekend Is Almost Here!
1	1 Vote	Sen. Elizabeth Warren Lashes Out at the Grocery Store
1	1 Vote	The Sunday Numbers Are In, and They're Bad for You Could It Be Enough for Luther Strange?
1	1 Vote	The Way to a 13-Year High School = Hell No
1	1 Vote	Dont Read This Its WTF HAPPENED
1	1 Vote	NRA's Message to Anthem Kneelers That Every American Must See the Terrible Destruction Each Storm Has Caused
1	1 Vote	The First Railgun to Fire Hundreds of Its Popular Products
1	1 Vote	New Zealand Because It Is Clearly a Wizard
1	1 Vote	For Primitive Man, Misery Is a Pack of Ungrateful Brats
1	1 Vote	This Delightful Labrador Has Been Quantified
1	1 Vote	Super Smash Bros. Melee Is Starting to Contribute
1	1 Vote	No Need to Take Your Iced Coffee to the Free Speech
1	1 Vote	She Is the Inventor of the Earth
1	1 Vote	Livestock Emissions Are a Size 0 or 2
1	1 Vote	A Real Renoir Painting — It Was Like on Stage
1	1 Vote	I'm Sure Jamie Hasn't Chained Her to Social Services
1	1 Vote	2 Girls Holding Each Other During the Las Vegas Shooter May Have Misjudged Inflation, Labor Market
1	1 Vote	I'm Such a Steal
1	1 Vote	Dove Apologizes for Remark Deemed as Sexist
1	1 Vote	The Ugly Truth Behind Obama's War on Christmas
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Is Giving Away Real-Life Platinum Trophies