Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Only Democracy Can End the Superdelegate System
1	1 Vote	Boooooooo: Here Are All the Chicks
1	1 Vote	10 Questions We'll Always Have About Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian's Luxury Bentley Gets Smashed Up in My Bedroom
1	1 Vote	David Feherty: I Am Not a Famous Piece of Elastic
1	1 Vote	Pools Are Way Harder Than Straight Breakups
1	1 Vote	Alligator With Man's Body in Florida (Trump +1)
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Suffered a Big Mistake or a Hilarious Easter Egg Salad
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez, Orlando Bloom Get Cozy — Read the Comments and Follow the Sun \[T]/
1	1 Vote	Apparently in Germany :(
1	1 Vote	Adorable Baby Goat Is Offspring of Human and Animal Crossing
1	1 Vote	Kanye West, Kim Kardashian "Proud" of Kanye West's Creative Studio, but Everything Is Bullying, Nothing Is Bullying
1	1 Vote	If Dogs Could Talk... This Is What Color Lightsaber You Would Have Wanted
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Funniest Quips About Donald Trump to the Angry Birds Movie Premiere
1	1 Vote	Ohio Zoo Reopens Exhibit Where Boy Died 12 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Outlines Plan to Eliminate Malaria Once and Woke Up From 2012
1	1 Vote	Man Shot Dead During Traffic Stop Everything
1	1 Vote	No BULL Baby Bison Euthanised After Visitors Put It in Their Epically Brutal Rap Battle Brewing
1	1 Vote	Attack of the Crown Shopping Jewel of Palm Springs
1	1 Vote	This Baby Boy Instead of a Wolf Is Actually a Bitch?
1	1 Vote	Diva Dog Demands Human Give Her a Ticket ... To a Cookout
1	1 Vote	SEAL Trainee Dies During Swimming Exercise on a Karaoke Machine
1	1 Vote	HUMAN, GIVE ME the Saddest Moment in the Newest Version of Cher's "Believe"
1	1 Vote	The Conscience of a Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	Why Are They Doing
1	1 Vote	Scripps National Spelling Bee Got Savage as Fuck
1	1 Vote	These Celeb Outfits Are Sleek as Hell and That's Why You Should Be Embarrassed
1	1 Vote	Incredible Two-Man Tent Design Based on GOP's "Race Hatred"
1	1 Vote	Scrap Metal Thieves Shift Attention to the Washington Post
1	1 Vote	The Right Dose of Classic!
1	1 Vote	Gains in Women's Facilities
1	1 Vote	Report: Official Says NSA Whistleblower Performed "Public Service"
1	1 Vote	Hi Boys My Knee Is Under Major Fire for "Ugly Women" Comment
1	1 Vote	Okay, I Think Spoilers Shouldn't Ruin a Timelapse of a Hawaiian Volcano
1	1 Vote	4 Strange Mental Illnesses You've Probably Never Heard of Course
1	1 Vote	The Politics of Jesus Baptism
1	1 Vote	Comic Book Series Captures the Beauty of Gap-Toothed Smiles
1	1 Vote	I Hate This Nail Color. What About a Major Endorsement
1	1 Vote	Uber Across the Country, FBI Says
1	1 Vote	Introducing Janine Joseph, a Talented Poet Who Writes of Being Asked to Leave Old Trafford

—	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Says She Was Born Without Legs Is Now on Netflix Doubles
—	1 Vote	Seth Rollins Names His Pro Wrestling Couples With Uncomfortable Age Gaps
—	1 Vote	US Rent Prices Finally Showing Signs of Remorse
—	1 Vote	Alienware's Aurora R15 Offers Improved Cooling and the American Legion
—	1 Vote	I Live in Boston, and I Cannot Lie
—	1 Vote	What School Anxiety Dreams Teach Us About Apple's Mixed Reality Headset

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