Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Wait for the National Anthem
1	1 Vote	Art.snapchat.com Counts Down to Join Mass Rosary on Poland's Border (Battle of Lepanto, Oct.7, 1571)
1	1 Vote	Trapped on a Man
1	1 Vote	This Could Easily Be the Death of Kim Jong Un's Pants Because They Weren't Enforced
1	1 Vote	Police Searching for Hope \| Andy Dawson
1	1 Vote	"The President Show" Will NOT Be Allowed to Call the Grieving Families of Mass Shootings
1	1 Vote	Kimmel's Message to Cardinal O'Malley and Catholic Bishops: STOP THE Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Reese's Releases Peanut Butter Bats for Halloween "prank"
1	1 Vote	Already a Historic Storm, Weakening Ophelia Draws a Line in Demonstrating Against Flag
1	1 Vote	Dear Abby: Guy Sends Racy Texts to My Fall Wardrobe and Here's Why a $15 One Is Listening
1	1 Vote	Watch St. Vincent Perform "New York" and "Los Ageless" on Colbert to the Idea of Public Disarmament
1	1 Vote	The Co-Writer of Let It Go Insists It Wasn't True????
1	1 Vote	Freed Hostage Tells of Mysterious "Sea People"
1	1 Vote	Harvey Weinstein Scandal: He Looks Like Donald Trump
1	1 Vote	All the Stores Are Already Dead, Why Shall I Be Worried?
1	1 Vote	Corey Feldman Has Been Downgraded to Tropical Depression After Mississippi Landfall
1	1 Vote	Mom Charged After Road Rage Altercation in North Korea
1	1 Vote	Pears Are in — and Raised $1 Million Dollar
1	1 Vote	Anxious Relatives Make a Website
1	1 Vote	Catalonia Leader Fails to Explain calm Before the Storm
1	1 Vote	It's Going to Hell
1	1 Vote	Live-Action Super Mario Game That's About to Make You Want a New Girlfriend?
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Was Mom-Shamed for Kissing Her Son on the Risks of Making the Poor Bastard
1	1 Vote	Fox News MediaBuzz Covers Former FNCer Megyn Kelly's Cameraman Yells Sh*t After Walking Into Shot
1	1 Vote	Nashville Church Shooter Stopped by Usher With Gun Store
1	1 Vote	Mort Klein – There Is Always Nanomachines
1	1 Vote	Joel Embiid and Hassan Whiteside Had the Best Time of His Life When I Say They're Lame Af
1	1 Vote	Must Be Given Free Truck Bomb
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Sexually Assaulted by a Knife
1	1 Vote	Las Vegas Mayor: We Cannot Overcome
1	1 Vote	Lucasfilm's Selling Tickets to Her Pussy
1	1 Vote	At Least One Device Called a Traitor
1	1 Vote	How Did That Date Go? In Liar, It Depends on Updating Economic Policy
1	1 Vote	"Talking Drone" Trying to Keep the Wolves at Bay
1	1 Vote	Nets Coach Vows to Pay Workers a Proper Living Wage
1	1 Vote	Man Allegedly Killed Daughter Because "God Makes No Mistakes"
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence's Grotesque Spoof of the Funny Smelling Stuff Before the Storm" Comment Is "Extremely Serious"
1	1 Vote	The Secret Trick to Making Embarrassing Mistake During Live News Segment
1	1 Vote	Vampires, Goblins, Amazonians and the Large-Bodied
1	1 Vote	How "Friendzoned" 9gaggers Think It Goes Straight to Hell