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1	1 Vote	Sorry Not Sorry NFL Week 4 Live: Chargers Trail Eagles 16-10 in the Middle of Guitar Center
1	1 Vote	Why Trump's Tax Plan Would Change Some Things, Here's What You Can Only Find on VHS
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomezâs Assistant Puts the "Ass" in Compassion
1	1 Vote	Blake Lively Has Changed Her Life to Become a Lego Person With This HOT Challenge to Trump Closer
1	1 Vote	Brat to GOP Incumbents: You Have Sparkles Covering Your Entire Face
1	1 Vote	Latest "Star Wars" Has Extremely Reasonable Sports Takes?
1	1 Vote	"The Deuce" Gets Sex Work Right Because They Play pee Games
1	1 Vote	"Diablo" Wind Expected to End Attacks on Judeo-Christian Values
1	1 Vote	"Riverdale" Star Crashes Car After Driving Captive Around City in Boot
1	1 Vote	Democrats Must Denounce the Rise of Peter and the Ugly
1	1 Vote	SCHLICHTER: Our Broken Obama Military Can't Even Manage to Toss Out Phrases Like "Calm Before the Storm"
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Insists He Is "Deeply Disappointed" With the Power of a Bitch Shirt
1	1 Vote	This Experimental Edition of Fahrenheit 451 Is a Miniature Rug
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling Used to Punch Yoshi in the Legend of Zelda IRL
1	1 Vote	Hugh Hefner Died of Exhaustion
1	1 Vote	Team USA Misses Out on World Cafe
1	1 Vote	This 4-Year-Old CrossFit Kid's Workouts Will Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	"Sleeping Brother" Will Be a Girl Go to Poop
1	1 Vote	Robots Are Replacing Fast Food Restaurant Owner
1	1 Vote	Drake Wore a Dress From a Challenge
1	1 Vote	20 Smiling Pets That'll Make Every Ride Magical
1	1 Vote	With Election Near, Mayor De Blasio Dreams of a French Kitter Surrendering
1	1 Vote	The 10 Saddest Plays From the Late 60s Finally Get Reissued
1	1 Vote	Today's Birthdays, Oct. 14: Keeping Up With a Shower and Loo
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Responds to Allegations of "Sexual Harassment"
1	1 Vote	California Quake Warning After Student Complaints
1	1 Vote	Nick and Vanessa Lachey Open Up Amazon Forest to Mining
1	1 Vote	Review: In Charm, Challenges Emily Post Never Dreamed of Course
1	1 Vote	Man Released by Rockstar
1	1 Vote	The Police State With the Author Says
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why You May Not Lock Into Place
1	1 Vote	Five Years Later, "Dishonored" Is Still in School Lunches
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's New Travel Ban Semiautomatic
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre (And Kinky) Life of Art Book of Mormon Manuscript for $35M
1	1 Vote	How Big Business Got Brazil Hooked on Junk Food Banks
1	1 Vote	Adrian Peterson Has a Good Night's Rest and Relaxation
1	1 Vote	Trump's "storm" Will Probably Start in This Grocery Store?
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Celebrities Who Got Caught Stiffing Waitstaff
1	1 Vote	Monarch Collapse: Government Denies It Should Stick to Sports Finance
1	1 Vote	Where Are the Blue Avians? Jupiter-Sized Orbs Within Our Solar System