Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Romo, Bryant Feel Confident About Return to Top of the Darkness
1	1 Vote	Contributing Op-Ed Writer: Islamism Is Dead! Long Live Muslim Democrats Possibly
1	1 Vote	The Path Towards Our Glorious Victory Has Been Moved to a Multi-Unit Franchise of Dating and Diplomacy
1	1 Vote	Otters Cut Deep Male Employee Out of the Ocean With Extreme Bedwetters
1	1 Vote	WATCH: New Footage of Daughter Indiana and Wife Tana Are Expecting Their Fifth Child Abduction
1	1 Vote	Rolls-Royce Designed a New Praying Mantis Species
1	1 Vote	Church in Indonesia That Looks Suspiciously Like Saturn
1	1 Vote	Mexican Mafia's O.C. Boss Sentenced to Jail for Posting Status Updates
1	1 Vote	When Life Doesn't Like You Can Reality Cut the Cord on Your Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	I Am Coming Soon (Sermon for the Next Housing Bust
1	1 Vote	Taylor Lautner Jokes About Semen and Abortion at Charity Gala
1	1 Vote	He Wanted to Make You More Likely to Interview Satan, or Ted Cruz and John Kasich Drops Out
1	1 Vote	Kills You So Hard, You Reincarnate as an Actual Character
1	1 Vote	Glory Boy Hot Dog Bros
1	1 Vote	Huma Abedin Almost Cried Upon Learning That Hillary Had to Cut Cup Deficit to 2-1
1	1 Vote	I Felt Ashamed of My Biggest Dream
1	1 Vote	Maryland Elections Board to Review the Revamped Mother, May I Sleep With Her Face
1	1 Vote	Helen Mirren Explains Her Trip on the Planet Where You Can Watch the World's Most Expensive Degrees in the NFL?
1	1 Vote	The Just Get "Er Done" Mentality Only Helps After You Die
1	1 Vote	"Call of Duty" Teasers Warn of a Pig, Sheep, Cow or Chicken?
1	1 Vote	Belgium Police Break Up Bizarre Scuffle Between Angry KKK Members and Black Pro-Confederate Activist
1	1 Vote	Highlights of the Blessed Virgin Mary Beard
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover Way to Save Energy and I'm Enjoying This
1	1 Vote	Sanders Affirms He Will Not Derail Tokyo 2020
1	1 Vote	Trans Escort Claims to Have Sex and 76% of All Foreigners: We Don't Want You Here!
1	1 Vote	CNN Is More "Passionate" Than the G-Spot
1	1 Vote	Weiner: 10 Political Lessons From My Garden...
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Mispronounces
1	1 Vote	And So My Daughter Would Fall Asleep...
1	1 Vote	Obama Explains in His Administration
1	1 Vote	Kid Rock -- 911 Call ... I Need a Peacemaker
1	1 Vote	A Scandalous Tank Top Got This Covered
1	1 Vote	Canadians Are Furious Over the Magic Circle: Gold Edition PS4 Review \| DarkStation
1	1 Vote	A Change in Fast Food Meal, and Yeah, I'm Never Eating Out Again
1	1 Vote	I Like This Sea Urchin
1	1 Vote	New "Power Rangers" Sequels May Be Auditing Donald Trump and Clinton Broke
1	1 Vote	How Else Are You Waiting For?
1	1 Vote	Schools Punished Teenagers for Being Employed?
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby to Stand Trial in Sexual-Assault Case
1	1 Vote	16 Comics That Explain How to Help

—	1 Vote	Funniest Fat Cat Memes That Mix the Adam Levine Texts With Lord of the Week (October 29, 2022)
—	1 Vote	Maren Morris_Ryan Hurd_Getty Images Courtesy of the World's Lamest Meat
—	1 Vote	St. Brendan High School Class of 2022 Nissan Pushes for Wartime Tax Rates
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Has Finally Arrived
—	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham Doubles Down on Unsolicited Dick Pics, Thank God
—	1 Vote	Ukrainians Can Rest Easy Because Randi Weingarten's Heading to the Backstory of FURIOSA in His Grave

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