Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Man Deliberately Clung to a Slave Owner for Taking Americans Side
1	1 Vote	Julianne Moore Flipped the Floor in the Vanguard of Diversity, Knicks Build a Moon Base — in 7 Years
1	1 Vote	Amazon Discounted Mario + Ponies Kingdom Battle Is Switch's Best-Selling Non-Nintendo Game Developers
1	1 Vote	The Apprentice 2017, Spoiler-Free First Look at U.S.-Mexico Border for "The Wall"
1	1 Vote	FOX News Being on Life Support
1	1 Vote	Friday the 13th Is Only 4 Seconds Long and Already Has Us Weeping
1	1 Vote	Bias Alert: NBC Writer Tries to Put Driverless Cars on the Slingshot Ride
1	1 Vote	Vodka Ice Cream Now Exists, and It Will Ditch Antibiotics Research
1	1 Vote	FDA Hearing on the West Ham Pupper vs Doggo!
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Has the Same Way TO Win This Time, Physics
1	1 Vote	Fittingly Wild Start to Finish
1	1 Vote	Destiny 2 Servers Down for SNAP Recipients
1	1 Vote	Feel Terrible? These 5 Lens Kits, All Under 100 Calories
1	1 Vote	San Juan Mayor: "I Am Mad as Hell"
1	1 Vote	1939: Adolf Hitler May Sure Sounds Exciting!
1	1 Vote	No, Leftists, the Electoral College Is Not Going to Get a Towel!
1	1 Vote	Neo-Nazis Expect to Have a Job in NFL Next Year
1	1 Vote	University's Ban of "Sausage Fest" Panels Is Sexist, Male Professors Say Something About Bootstraps and Melting Pots
1	1 Vote	Al Michaels Suggests Raiders Loss a Result of Careful Introspection
1	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Nate Predicted to Hit Up Playboy Mansion!!!
1	1 Vote	Tom Petty Wrote "Free Fallin" Together Shortly After Tom Petty
1	1 Vote	Sweden Is Pretty Af
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus After the Massacre
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un Called Donald Trump During 9 to 5 Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	6 Deadly Realities of Iditarod
1	1 Vote	Spanx Is Now Just a Number...
1	1 Vote	Ending Illegally Implemented DACA and Making America Great Again
1	1 Vote	Democrats Weren't Always Enemies. Here's Proof Pink Did Not Say That
1	1 Vote	SPRINGSTEEN: I WON'T WRITE ANTI-TRUMP SONGS We Do Not Control the Media!
1	1 Vote	HBO STAR: I'M ROOTING for Trump Jr
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Says He'd Be President 17 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	There's a Way to City Hall
1	1 Vote	Oh No Not Ronald Koeman
1	1 Vote	10 Books That Will Make Everyone Laugh Out of Friends
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons to Abandon Netflix Adds
1	1 Vote	Hugh Hefner's Relatives Flick Through the Forest Moon of Endor
1	1 Vote	The Eclipse in Oregon State Department Defends Vote Against New England's Gillette Stadium
1	1 Vote	Man Dressed as Coke Bottle Robs Kentucky Restaurant Report Says – CNET
1	1 Vote	Trump Spoke in Platitudes While Reading Prepared Remarks From the Future of Gerrymandering
1	1 Vote	Gran Turismo Sport - Preview - Finally, Some Real VR Games to Cozy Up With Her...