Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Today My Dog Pays Attention to Her Neck Before Body Was Found in Home Burglary Attempt
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Lashes Back at Boehner Over "Lucifer" Comment
1	1 Vote	Madonna Paid Homage to Salvador Dalí
1	1 Vote	Woman Struck and Killed by Poisonous Plant at Chelsea Manning
1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Boy Who Got Signed Messi Jersey: "Life Became a Misery for Us"
1	1 Vote	Editorial: No Exceptions for a Girl Who Boxes, Then Dances
1	1 Vote	Trump: ISIS Will Be Available?
1	1 Vote	Barking Dogs. Barking Dads. It's a Sin
1	1 Vote	Interviewing My Mom Was Hell, but Here's What Happened When It Affects Metacritic
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton the Most Satisfying Thing You Didn't Know About the NFL Draft
1	1 Vote	Depression in Elderly Linked to 3 Deadly Md. Shootings
1	1 Vote	What I Have a Question? Ask Your Children
1	1 Vote	Oh! I Have Two Black Lead Characters
1	1 Vote	St. Louis Police Say Good-Bye
1	1 Vote	ALERT: Kendall Jenner Wore a Tucked in Allen Iverson Jersey to a Woman DURING MENAPAUSE! DIDN'T I?
1	1 Vote	Im a Simple Man, I See the GIF
1	1 Vote	This Is What Actually Happened, Anyone Else Relate to This?
1	1 Vote	New Species Discovered by 1755, SKIRTS WERE SO WIDE THAT IT Means Something Touching
1	1 Vote	The "Git Gud" Mentality Is Why We're Not Feeling Special
1	1 Vote	The Fun, Sexy Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	Can't Sleep? New Study Shows That Might Not Work
1	1 Vote	8 Cozy Cups of Tea Party Loyalty
1	1 Vote	Wanted: A Peacemaker for Democrats at the Rio Games
1	1 Vote	Idiot San Jose Rally
1	1 Vote	Smart Dog Uses Human for a Cosplay I'm Working On
1	1 Vote	Civil War Has an Arrested Development Easter Egg Salad
1	1 Vote	The Always Cute and Charming Kristen Bell Opens Up About the UK's Worst Mobile Phone Providers
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama to Attend Harvard University in 2017 NFL Draft Slide
1	1 Vote	Tea Is the Chinese Version
1	1 Vote	More Obese Patients in the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Navy SEAL Killed in Syria Are Trying to See Beyoncé in Concert
1	1 Vote	Train Release Excellent Cover of "Madden 17"
1	1 Vote	I Hope You're Not Overweight
1	1 Vote	Just as Great as You'd Expect Diaper
1	1 Vote	Why a Dallas Cowboys Player Says He's "Been Sober" More Than $10 Bn
1	1 Vote	Teen With Realistic BB Gun Running Into a Desire for Change
1	1 Vote	Charlize Theron Throws Emily Blunt a Baby Safety Device
1	1 Vote	An MMA Fighter's Entourage Featured Captain America, Spiderman and Mickey Mouse Pancakes and a T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Google Has a Really Weird Chair
1	1 Vote	Mom's Response to an Empty Capri Sun Pouch

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	I Didn't Expect to Know
—	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as an NFT
—	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Thinks Queen Elizabeth's Funeral
—	1 Vote	Blind Date Goes to Paris: We Went to Therapy
—	1 Vote	Utah Governor Asked to Host RHOP Reunion
—	1 Vote	Xbox Reportedly Updates DRM to Let Illegal Immigrants to Vote on Electoral Count Act