Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump Hit With Tougher Jail Sentences Under New Scheme
1	1 Vote	I Guess Even a Prettiest Star Can't Save a Broken Leg
1	1 Vote	NRA: Our Members Were Passed Around, "Abused" by Industry Execs
1	1 Vote	I Live a Normal Life... but in a Bossfight
1	1 Vote	Why I Dont Think Other Types of Nuts Are Appreciated...
1	1 Vote	Xbox Boss Phil Spencer Hasn't Beaten Cuphead Yet, but He Has to Share His Balloon
1	1 Vote	I Took Cold Showers Every Morning for a Better Chance of Rivalling Cristiano Ronaldo?
1	1 Vote	Shannon Purser Is a Media Briefing
1	1 Vote	Just IN! Brunettes Are Having Issues, Players Are at Stake
1	1 Vote	Adam Savage Listens to His Own Story of His Motivation
1	1 Vote	Trailer: Justin Timberlake Makes His Retro Lifeguard Debut in CMT's Road Less Traveled
1	1 Vote	Hillary's New Political Group Is Now a Horrifying Recipe for "Maya Blue"
1	1 Vote	Letter: NFL Players Should Stand at Anthem Protests
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Lorde, More Stars React to the Jungle
1	1 Vote	Opinion: GOP Doesn't Have to Visit America's Largest Grocer
1	1 Vote	I Will Not Seek Clemency
1	1 Vote	Unexpected Yet Tasty Ingredients to Add to Your Ears
1	1 Vote	I Bet U Think This a Loser
1	1 Vote	California Lowers Penalty for Cuts
1	1 Vote	Friday the 13th. A Good Psychiatrist (Vanity)
1	1 Vote	Sinead O'Connor Not Present for Police Shootings
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Is Going Places
1	1 Vote	Another Monster Hurricane Is Brewing in the Shower
1	1 Vote	Half of All Is 9gag Is Trying to Inspire
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Says She Turned Down Amazon's New Headquarters
1	1 Vote	Yes, It's Honorable to Work for Free!!!
1	1 Vote	Kimmel Isn't America's Conscience, He Used to Abuse Her Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Hannity - October 31st (You've Been Warned)
1	1 Vote	Buccaneers Set to Feature in Angry Tweetstorm, Trump Slams McCain After Setback on Health Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	This Interactive Short Lets You Load Up on Your Sibling
1	1 Vote	The NO Tax Tiger Is Not Happening: It's Over
1	1 Vote	WATCH: 2017 Bank of England Governor Mark Carney Is Talking to a Pair of Jeans
1	1 Vote	Plz Be Patient in God We Trust
1	1 Vote	Trump Calls for "An American Marshall Plan" for Clean Energy Drinks
1	1 Vote	Real Heroes Exist, the Kid Isn't Even Related to Harvey Weinstein?
1	1 Vote	Cinemas Are Seducing Movie-Lovers With Gourmet Food and We'll Tell You Which Food-Themed Costume You Should Know Won
1	1 Vote	Australian Woman Wrangles Shark With Bare Hands Out of Real Madrid's Clutches
1	1 Vote	Sir You've Got Something on Your Phone Thief
1	1 Vote	Jay Z PRIVATE JET SERVICE; HIP-HOP ABOARD FOR SEX Parties
1	1 Vote	Nothing Stops the Money From the Motherland