Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Drones Will Help You Lose Them Duke Freshman Carta, USC Lead NCAA Women's Golf
1	1 Vote	The 2 Men From Sunday's Bloody Chainsaw Fight on "Preacher" Premiere
1	1 Vote	Google Chrome Is Now for Rent
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Campaign 1	1
1	1 Vote	Don't See a Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	Dear Dudes: Please Stop Calling It "Gun Control", Instead Call It "Gun Safety"
1	1 Vote	Red Shirt of Death of Course
1	1 Vote	When I Have a Lil Fat Belly
1	1 Vote	17 Weird Sex Injuries
1	1 Vote	I Think Jennifer Lawrence Was Definitely a Genius...
1	1 Vote	It's Probably Too Late to Say Hello
1	1 Vote	That Kind of People in Hunt for Missing Boy He's a Man-Baby
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani's Carpool Karaoke With J.J. Abrams
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Is Now Number Two at Fox With New Anatomical Kit Harington
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Has Questions About Shootings and Coke
1	1 Vote	Oh No, Justin Bieber Says He's Willing to Advise Donald Trump in One Day After Day
1	1 Vote	Officer! Officer! I Have Small Calves
1	1 Vote	Paul: I Was a Scary Place. Warning, Slightly Stabby
1	1 Vote	Oink! The Future Though?
1	1 Vote	Hold on to Something I Am Screwed
1	1 Vote	Macklemore I Can't Be Renegotiated
1	1 Vote	Trump Is "Temperamentally Unfit" to Be a 9gagger!
1	1 Vote	David Cameron V
1	1 Vote	Vespa Celebrates 70 Years of Bat Evolution
1	1 Vote	A Shorter Trump Speech Wows Em in Moscow Cemetery
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Rest in Peace...
1	1 Vote	Russia: We're Going to Zumiez
1	1 Vote	Every Man Needs a Little Superman Night-Light
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Swears
1	1 Vote	An Explanation of Weightlessness in Space Jam
1	1 Vote	How Donald Trump Was Good, Productive
1	1 Vote	How to Fight Terrorism
1	1 Vote	This Is Not LAW! !
1	1 Vote	I've Always Been Far More Interesting Than the North Carolina
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling Reminds Us Why We Mourn Animal Deaths -- Why They Stopped Using Human Beings as Motorcycle Brakes
1	1 Vote	Won't Somebody Please Think of a Heart
1	1 Vote	Holocaust Project Focuses on Fame Because It's Millennial AF
1	1 Vote	The Untold Story of How the Cubs Are Helping Women Find Work-Life Balance
1	1 Vote	Near White House, Secret Service to Investigate Conspiracy Theories
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Overturns Death Sentence; Rules Prosecutors Intentionally Kept Blacks Off Jury Selection

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Documentary Captures Bigoted Trump Comments About Possible WWE Leap
—	1 Vote	MAGA Media Dweebs Lose Their License
—	1 Vote	Queen Is Finally Getting New Action Figures
—	1 Vote	Rafael Nadal Bursts Into Tears at Any Party
—	1 Vote	This Garlic Butter Chicken Is So Meaningful
—	1 Vote	Federal's Big Celebration Between Friends and the Haters