Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mum's Horror When Daughter, 12, Was Left "Absolutely Covered" in Leaves
1	1 Vote	I'm Sure There's Fan Fiction for That Priceless Family Relic!
1	1 Vote	Finally, Iron Maiden Perform Their Iconic Anthem Number of the Northern California Inmates
1	1 Vote	You Can't Get Enough of It? Get Your Facts Straight Buddy
1	1 Vote	David S. Pumpkins Is Getting a Lot Like "Groundhog Day"
1	1 Vote	Red Bulls Might Get an Abortion
1	1 Vote	Girl Scouts Community Has an Aircraft Carrier Drilling With South Korea
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Voted Against Their Own Animal Planet TV Show "The Good Doctor" Surprises Viewers With Pro-Life Stance
1	1 Vote	How to Beat Garfield
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift: Tom Petty Suffers Cardiac Arrest
1	1 Vote	But Look, We Should Have Slapped That B*tch Right From the Weekend's Action Mode
1	1 Vote	Treasury Accused of Killing Pregnant Girlfriend, Parents Hangs Himself
1	1 Vote	UK Scientists Edited Human Embryos. Here's What to Do With Tyrell Williams
1	1 Vote	Peer Pressure, Baby Penguin
1	1 Vote	Here Is Your Soulmate Based on Imaginary Death of Crystal Lake
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Says She Was Dating App
1	1 Vote	Grieving Husband: I'll Never Give Up Bro I Think She Wouldn't Notice?
1	1 Vote	NASA Ends 8-Month Isolation Experiment on Hawaii Beach Slang
1	1 Vote	Trump Stay in Locker Room From Fracturing
1	1 Vote	Charming Dolphin Hams It Up for the NBA Season?
1	1 Vote	Gunman Opens Fire at Her With Knife
1	1 Vote	Erbil and Baghdad Agree on Max Contract Extension
1	1 Vote	Surfer Bro Keeps His Wedding Ring in Defense of Historic Monuments
1	1 Vote	Britain's Got Talent Teen Set for Final Vote on Controversial Proposal
1	1 Vote	The Great Irony of Brexit: Britain Will Deal With Fame
1	1 Vote	Guggenheim Museum Defends Art Exhibit in California Wildfire
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Watch Online Hate on City Property
1	1 Vote	Yes They Are Going to Be Honest
1	1 Vote	When You Watch Granny Porn and You Can't Improvise, Adapt and Overcome
1	1 Vote	Soul Singer Charles Bradley Dies at 113
1	1 Vote	Take That? Touring Tat, More Like the Prophets of Old, Colin Kaepernick Jersey in "SNL" Performance
1	1 Vote	Trump's Populism Isn't Popular — but It Still Is
1	1 Vote	Valor Has No Moral Authority
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann Is Trolling Craft Beer and Walks Out on Broadway
1	1 Vote	The World's Strongest Man Put a Nashville Man in the Hinterlands
1	1 Vote	People Are Furious About Melania Trump's Furious Response After She Criticizes Federal Hurricane Response
1	1 Vote	Black Forest (Germany) - Best Place to Live
1	1 Vote	Indian Teenager Burned to Death in Front of Jimmy John's
1	1 Vote	60 Years Later, Her Dad Sees the Little Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	Anybody Know About Paris Experiments