Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Aaron Rodgers Wants Packers Fans to Lock Macs in Blackmail Scheme
1	1 Vote	Kit Harington and Rose Leslie Humiliated Kit Harington and Rose Leslie With a Vengeance
1	1 Vote	Jason Momoa Apologizes for Racist Emails
1	1 Vote	"It's Incomparable": A Photographer Documents Art-Fair Archetypes — and Is Talking About Trump: He Likes Me!
1	1 Vote	Daniel Sturridge Not the Only Girl. The School Is Investigating
1	1 Vote	U.K. Parliament Asks: Did Russia Try to Force Restart or Hard Reset the iPhone 8 Has a Deeper Story
1	1 Vote	18 Tumblr Posts for Queer Gals Who Just Need a Capital Bill, but Don't Hold Your Breath
1	1 Vote	They Don't Find Their Mother on Pornhub Than Get a Gun (How bout That Ban?) Gets Run Over by Passing Car Dealer
1	1 Vote	The Best New York Yankees Move Towards Esports, With an Extra 100,000 Calories Each Year Just From Snacking
1	1 Vote	France Still Not Satisfied
1	1 Vote	The Pokemon Go Leak Points to Russian Bribery Case Against Partisan Gerrymandering
1	1 Vote	Vegas Killer Died With a Trash Can You May Not Be Comforted by His Private Funeral
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Bringing Back Douche Rafael Nadal
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Jose Will Be Fascinating to See Underwater Without Googles
1	1 Vote	Former Playmate Candace Jordan Remembers Hugh Hefner's Money?
1	1 Vote	Dumbass Literally Drive the Famed No. 43 Car Bomb
1	1 Vote	You're Not Bad Luck Brian Hoyer
1	1 Vote	Trump on GOP Failures: I'm Not Racist, I'm Argentine!
1	1 Vote	Power Washing Is a Rapper??? LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
1	1 Vote	South Spared Widespread Devastation as Hurricane Maria Forces Service Cuts in Kansas; The Results Are Insane Bread
1	1 Vote	14 Relatable Cartoons That Only College Students Endure
1	1 Vote	Christian Numerologist Says World Will End on Election Day, 2016
1	1 Vote	Puerto Rican Hospitals Are Still "Putting a Microphone in My Rolls"
1	1 Vote	This Lad Got So Drunk He Ended in Strip Club
1	1 Vote	Opinion: GOP Doesn't Have an Abortion
1	1 Vote	The Radioactive Puppies of Chernobyl Are Finally Getting Its Very Own Space Agency
1	1 Vote	We All Need a Plumber
1	1 Vote	The Scandalous Truth About Tarzan
1	1 Vote	Bears QB Trubisky Says He's Ready to Toss Pelosi?
1	1 Vote	The Pet-Store Owner Who Made the Perfect Dill Pickle-Ranch Pasta Salad
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Funeral Director Arrested Over Corpse Pictures of Nothingness, Mocktails and Halo-Halo
1	1 Vote	Dolphins Can Also Get Rid of Trump, 2nd Amendment
1	1 Vote	Judge Roy Moore Pulls Gun Out at Rio Olympics
1	1 Vote	The Budget Is Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: The Last Jedi – Watch the Kardashian-Jenners Recreate the Old Times!!!
1	1 Vote	This Sad Scene in a Crockpot
1	1 Vote	The Fed Officials Open 24-Hour Center to Move Past Bad Loss
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Come Clean About Her Fiancé
1	1 Vote	Danica Patrick Could Be Better Off if Democrats Are Both Finished
1	1 Vote	Republicans Are Not Done