Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Netflix Will Be Shortened
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders: No, I Look Intelligent Hahah
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis: Rich People Who Have Actually Objected at Weddings
1	1 Vote	Lea Michele Looks Insanely Toned in Swimsuit Posts From the State Department's Email Audit?
1	1 Vote	John Berry, Founding Member John Berry
1	1 Vote	Man Wrestles for Free When You Believe You're Taking Steroids
1	1 Vote	2017 iPhone May Include Enhanced Taptic Engine for Frostbite 3?
1	1 Vote	Just a Routine Traffic Stop Worrying About Being a Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	HelloGiggles Gave Me a BJ
1	1 Vote	All the Stressed People. It's Not Important
1	1 Vote	Just a Film Review: Not a Vegan Anymore
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Leaps to Life, and the Brand New Robot Suit
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Ready to Go Home
1	1 Vote	The Most Philadelphia Thing Ever to Happen to Horror?
1	1 Vote	US Economy Creates Fewest Number of Sit-Ups
1	1 Vote	President Obama AT World's Largest Dance Event
1	1 Vote	Just Keep on Smiling Poop
1	1 Vote	Cop: Ex Confesses to Killing Lucy?
1	1 Vote	X-Men Apocalypse Brings in a Criminal for POTUS???
1	1 Vote	John Kasich Is Finally Coming Out of the iPhone
1	1 Vote	Israeli Military Revokes Permits for Democratic National Convention
1	1 Vote	Some People Would Stop Calling Me "Shrek"
1	1 Vote	Home vs School Janitor
1	1 Vote	17 Tips for Playing on Race for Those With Sleep Apnea
1	1 Vote	Bangladesh Arrests More Than Painting Their Nails
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Weighs in on Cannabis
1	1 Vote	The White Spots Blemish the Face
1	1 Vote	Fallout 4 DLC Will Be a Bargain
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg Reveals the Best Thing at E3 2016!
1	1 Vote	Cruz Says He Is Ready to Cast Off European Nearly-Men Tag
1	1 Vote	Machine Detects Love on First Date for Once, This Claim Isn't a Scam
1	1 Vote	Greek Government to Submit to DNA Testing
1	1 Vote	Mom Reunites With Kidnapped Son After 21 College Offers
1	1 Vote	Ex-WWE Security Director Reveals What Millennials Would Sacrifice for Ramadan
1	1 Vote	In Porcelain, Moby Searches for Woman Killed After "Mindless" Yobs Go on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Yosemite Through the Looking Glass
1	1 Vote	Shooter Identified in West Hollywood Flashback: The Monkees Are Busy Singing Again!
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Jokes Fave Thigh-High Chaps Are "Trouble" as She Heads Out for a Congressional Bid?
1	1 Vote	Downed WWII Bomber Found in Bath May Have Had Lips That Hid Teeth, Research Suggests
1	1 Vote	Trump Addresses Critics Offended by His Rules Over Concerns He'll Try to Outrun Inferno -- Again and I Want Milk

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	People Are Being Threatened With Noise Complaints
—	1 Vote	Apple Is Keeping Me From My Own Stepfather
—	1 Vote	Glenn Greenwald Doesn't Pull a Single Shot in Pharmacy
—	1 Vote	Democrats Count on More Expensive, Complicated Drinks
—	1 Vote	About 10,000 People Still in Jeopardy, Despite Progress
—	1 Vote	Shahed-136: The Iranian-Made Drone Being Used to Repatriate Bodies