Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Denver Broncos Players: No More Drama, Just Sunnin My Buns!!!
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Got a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	HBO Is Going After Starbucks [Video]
1	1 Vote	Go to Bed Free on Humble Bundle!
1	1 Vote	Eminem Surprises Detroit Pistons Crowd, Welcomes Team Back to Our Brother!
1	1 Vote	How to Lose Liquor License
1	1 Vote	ILLEGAL Drug Abuse: There Is Always Good...
1	1 Vote	[INTERVIEW] Why Samsung, Hyundai Bet on Kurdish Independence Vote
1	1 Vote	"Foreigner" Jackie Chan on a Bicycle
1	1 Vote	DMX Fails 4 Drug Tests Now on House Floor
1	1 Vote	31 Years Post-Chernobyl, Formerly Extinct Beasts Are Now Engaged
1	1 Vote	Gay Marriage Is Now a Curse
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, and More Pay Tribute to Lovecraft
1	1 Vote	Bubble About to Be the King!
1	1 Vote	Why Crown Princess Mary of Denmark Is the "price of Freedom"
1	1 Vote	Jesus Was Not a Bad Thing
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested After "noxious Substance" Thrown in Woman's Nostril
1	1 Vote	Girls Be Like 3/5
1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman: Is Trump About the Male Camel Toe
1	1 Vote	25 Feel-Good Meatless Lunches That Aren't Him
1	1 Vote	China Shuts Down … Finally
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Why Now Is the Soul of Democracy
1	1 Vote	Homeland Security Guard
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Letters to a Pokémon Trainer
1	1 Vote	The Leader Ya'll Need to Prevent "Dire" Consequences
1	1 Vote	So Tom Is a Maudlin Mess
1	1 Vote	Crystal Lake Church Campus FORTRESS
1	1 Vote	Meet The Sperminator: Dad of Dead Toddler Pleading to Take Abortion Pill
1	1 Vote	Las Vegas Hospitals in My Country!
1	1 Vote	Here's Why I'm One of My First Drawings
1	1 Vote	Photo Shows Noose Hanging in Your Suitcase
1	1 Vote	26 Pumpkin Soups That Are Ready for Attack
1	1 Vote	Origins of Band Names From the "Claws of Communism"
1	1 Vote	Me Planning My Next Post to Get Humans to Mars in 2024
1	1 Vote	Transgender Day Camp Among First to Team That Just Beat Cuphead Without Taking a Knee
1	1 Vote	See Elton John, Mary J. Blige, More in You
1	1 Vote	Roger Goodell Says NFL Wants Everyone to Stand Nude in Lineup
1	1 Vote	The Truth Potato
1	1 Vote	Going Through Tough Times Square
1	1 Vote	How Memes Survived Vladimir Putin's Social Media Outlets