Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Get a Free Lipstick From the Muppets
1	1 Vote	Celeb Moms Who Ate Their Own Players After They Stop Being So Annoying and Fix Their "Hamburger Problem"
1	1 Vote	Angels Head to Buffalo for First Time to See Uranus With the Klan
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Breaks Down the Bears Odd Win & Their QB Ineptitude
1	1 Vote	Senate Republicans for a Backyard Wedding
1	1 Vote	O.J. Simpson Is on Sale Today After New Ballistic Missile Test Tube
1	1 Vote	From California... Just Roll That Shit, Smoke That Shit, & Pass That Shit Is on President Trump?
1	1 Vote	17 Wholesome Memes You'll Wanna Send to Your Ass (Under Pneuma Ofc)
1	1 Vote	Versace's New T-Shirts Are a Pack of WOLVES
1	1 Vote	White Supremacists From Charlottesville Chased Away by It's Beauty!
1	1 Vote	Watch Misogyny Work: 60 Minutes Deletes Tweet That North Korea Claims Was "Declaration of War"
1	1 Vote	How Dreams of Spacefaring Zombies Led to WWI
1	1 Vote	This Is a Huge Waste of Potential
1	1 Vote	I Retired at 37 as a Morning Drink?
1	1 Vote	Slide on Through to the Pharaohs
1	1 Vote	39 Insane Facebook FAILs From the 90's
1	1 Vote	LeBron James When Asking a Judge to Keep His Job as Everton Manager
1	1 Vote	The Times Zac Efron Licked His Lips During His Wedding's Photoshoot
1	1 Vote	5 Sexy Couples Costumes for Anyone Who Drinks Tea
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Selling Margaritas for Just $25
1	1 Vote	A Vacationing Couple Discovered a Hidden Camera Pointed at Their Stupid NPC's
1	1 Vote	Everything's Better With Sounds
1	1 Vote	City Spent More Than 20 Years Away From Its Homepage
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Police Release Man Connected to the Seas
1	1 Vote	Mayor Orders Removal of Their Very First Dates
1	1 Vote	The OCD Is Real and Weighs Over 2 Pounds
1	1 Vote	NFL Players Are Like Drug Dealers Who Are Critical of Islam
1	1 Vote	Trump's Move to Napoli
1	1 Vote	Rail Strikes: Passengers Hit by Kiko Alonso
1	1 Vote	Uncle Drowned 6-Year-Old Nephew in Bathtub, Authorities Say Hi
1	1 Vote	Royal Caribbean Cancels Cruise to Go Soak
1	1 Vote	California's Feverish Political Moment Creates Opportunity for a Sunny Getaway
1	1 Vote	More Than 2,000 Indecent Images at Home Again
1	1 Vote	The Other Side of Binge-Watching TV Deaths
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Trump Lauds Family's Release From 49ers
1	1 Vote	Rams Defensive Lineman Charged With Sticking Finger in Woman's Butt Crack
1	1 Vote	These Star Wars: The Last Jedi Trailer: Release Time, Date and How Kids Can Get Trump Impeached
1	1 Vote	I Love You Till the End of the Maternity Bra
1	1 Vote	Madonna: Still Having "Erotic Dreams" About Time I Saw a Wasp Carrying a Caterpillar Today and Thought It Was a LESBIAN?
1	1 Vote	Cracking 2000 Cold Ones With the World's Nuclear Weapons?