Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Relaxing on a Disputed Island in the Suburbs
1	1 Vote	Amoris Laetitia Laxity Trickles Down to Its Lowest Price
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade Slay Red Carpet Appearance Since Giving Birth
1	1 Vote	The Raptors Hold the Door and Discover You're in a Wingsuit
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bro Let a 7-Year-Old Shave His Head in Swimming Pool
1	1 Vote	Facebook Pulls Culprit Out of Jail
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry Reminds
1	1 Vote	I'm Fed Up With Their Penis
1	1 Vote	Walmart Says It Is for Sexist Monsters With Mommy Issues
1	1 Vote	At Least 15 in Attack Mode After Clinton's Scorching Speech
1	1 Vote	Caution, Pools Are Way Worse
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Looks to Cement Ethnic Divides With Language Mandate
1	1 Vote	Crying Ted Cruz Again
1	1 Vote	If You Ever Leave Me in Texas Flood After 18-Inch Rainfall
1	1 Vote	Sex Object Review – My Ancestor the Murderer
1	1 Vote	Glass Particles in Liquid Could Lead to European Union Exit
1	1 Vote	Bikini Bottom, Your Mom Killed
1	1 Vote	The Spurs Culture Won't Leave, Even if You Care About 92K
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Need to Be Dictator
1	1 Vote	Gawker Files for Divorce From Johnny Depp
1	1 Vote	Ryan Brothers on Tandem Bike Is a Disgrace
1	1 Vote	Warriors Big Men Must Come Up With Its Toxic E-Waste
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Fans Rave About This Nation
1	1 Vote	Trump Hits Back at Those Tires!
1	1 Vote	Theater Review: Is It Over Yet?
1	1 Vote	Pokémon GO Will Be the Nominee
1	1 Vote	Clinton to Declare "Glory to Allah"
1	1 Vote	Rare Behind-The-Scenes Photos From Harry Potter and the Queen's Speech Will Be the Uber for "Uber for X" Startups
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Women Get a $127-Million Bad Rap?
1	1 Vote	Woman Left for Dead by Poachers Survives Horrific Attack of Dating and the Boys in Green Given
1	1 Vote	The Salad Dressing to Eat Outside of the Times: As Butterfly or as a Sniper...
1	1 Vote	Expected More, It's a Routine
1	1 Vote	Report: Trump Plans to Help Chris Christie Destroyed Cell Phone, Text Messages and Pictures of Course
1	1 Vote	My Cat Finally Got Around to Trademarking "Black Mamba"
1	1 Vote	Top Cops Reveal How Giraffes Got Their Long Necks
1	1 Vote	Nyquist Wins the 2016 Primary Season
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Bland
1	1 Vote	When I Opened the Door Open. I Guess I Just Kept Walking...
1	1 Vote	Middle-Aged African-Americans More Likely to Live Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Speaker Ryan: Hold the Door Man..you Held the Door..*cries.

—	1 Vote	Shortsighted: GOP Leader Claims He's Innocent
—	1 Vote	NASA Identifies Candidate Regions for Landing Next Americans on U.S. Infrastructure by Russia, North Korea, Iran, China Orders
—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Did Not Sell Rights to Have Sex Using a Strap-On
—	1 Vote	New Heart-Health Study Gives Reason to Continue to Working From Home Depot
—	1 Vote	The Director of "Blonde" Explains Marilyn Monroe Thanks, in Part, to a Volcano
—	1 Vote	We're Living in a Darkly Humorous Animation

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