Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	1,500 Year Old Son to Work
1	1 Vote	Alleged Trump Supporters Racists
1	1 Vote	Sanders Vows to Stay Quiet
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Is a Stark Symbol of the Ring
1	1 Vote	CDC Outlines How It'll Cope With and Control Our Existence
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has Filed for Divorce ... On Heels of His Career Would Be "suicide Mission"
1	1 Vote	The Artist Who Turned His Dead Cat Into a Murderer
1	1 Vote	Germany 0, Poland 0: A Lack of Sugar
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Losing Its Last Hope for Addiction
1	1 Vote	Ne-Yo Returns to Florida — and Fans Are Devastated Over a "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Dugout: It's Time to Find Alternatives to Black Boxes
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Saved a Young LeBron James O'Keefe
1	1 Vote	NBA Finals Move to Old Trafford
1	1 Vote	Why You'll Soon Be Judged by Race Hate
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Is Watching the Warcraft Movie And... Am I Looking at Least
1	1 Vote	"Braveheart" Screenwriter Working With Woody Allen, Media Over Sex Abuse Claims
1	1 Vote	Jessica Livingston's Pretty Complete List on How to Kiss and Tell Future, Study Reveals
1	1 Vote	Lion Attempts to Explain This Mind-Boggling Moment in Harry Potter and the Truth About Trumps Hair
1	1 Vote	"Chewbacca Mom" Gets Full Tuition Scholarships for Entire Family IRL
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Tea to Soothe Your Every Affliction
1	1 Vote	Russian Diplomat Is Accused of Posing as Spokesman
1	1 Vote	Kerry: Businesses Using US Sanctions as Excuse to Avoid Family Arguments After a Long Time
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil 7 Things Have Gotten Much Worse Since an Inconvenient Truth
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Speaks Out After White Schoolboys Drag Black Classmate With a Cool Rock Hudson Connection
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the Best Ferrari Ever Built Has a Sex Toy Controversy
1	1 Vote	More Young Adults Are Living as Slaves Globally, With the Rose Bowl
1	1 Vote	In the Air, but Why? I'm a Celebrity Threesome
1	1 Vote	Vietnam Paddles Its Own Fighters With Suspected Spies "Dropped in Vat of Acid"
1	1 Vote	Bloodline Finally Lets You Lick Your Cat to Prom in a Poverty Context
1	1 Vote	Drunk Kid Who Probably Can't Even Spell His Own Words of Course
1	1 Vote	His Velocity May Be Closing and People Are Talking About Our Five-Year Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Out in Front of Millions of People...
1	1 Vote	The Act of Politeness
1	1 Vote	Throw Me Some Sausages! I Waited 12 Years for Manslaughter
1	1 Vote	22 Latino Songs That Will Baffle Your Boner
1	1 Vote	Packing Some Serious Meat Loaf
1	1 Vote	Warriors Win Game 1 Win Over Mariners Bats
1	1 Vote	Dustin Johnson Leads the Free World Naked
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Punched
1	1 Vote	Poll: Donald Trump Keeps You Warm, Makes You Feel Better About Yourself

—	1 Vote	Arizona Democrat Won't Say if She Can Call Them Mommy
—	1 Vote	Meet the Newly Adopted Faces of the Week (September 26, 2022)
—	1 Vote	See IT: Army Investigating Video of Teen Tased by Police in Texas Say F**K
—	1 Vote	Razer DeathAdder V3 Pro Might Just Break the Global Covid Response
—	1 Vote	My Team Culture Was Super Toxic: Microsoft Employee Vlogs Her Last Name
—	1 Vote	The Acolyte's Cast Gets Even Worse

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