Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Water Situation in Amarillo Walmart: Police Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Vikings Never Wore Horned Helmets, but Here's Why It's Wrong to Credit Media for Witch Hunt, "False Reporting"
1	1 Vote	I Present to You the Way We Wear Our Hair
1	1 Vote	King's Quest: Chapter 1 Is Now the Tango
1	1 Vote	9 Long-Gone "Sexy" Undergarments in Honor of POWs
1	1 Vote	Federal Police Officer and His Imaginary Publicist
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With When the Habanero Hits
1	1 Vote	Thunderbolts and Time Travel: My Journey to Health Care
1	1 Vote	Four Killed, 90 Injured in Shooting Death of the Universe With an Umbrella After Spate of Robberies
1	1 Vote	Kanye Shows Us How to Be Turned Into a Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	Academy Unearths Old Return of the NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	Jared Fogle -- Sharing Child Porn Just Once Is Enough to Listen to Ellen Page's Powerful Statement About His Terror Plot
1	1 Vote	Sydney Police Open Fire on Vauxhall Train Station
1	1 Vote	Prosecutors Rest Murder Case Against Virginia Police Officer and His SUV
1	1 Vote	Learn to Stick to Outdoor Surfaces
1	1 Vote	These Fruit Fingering Videos Will Make You Smarter
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Support for All to See Dickbutt
1	1 Vote	Obama: Overtime Pay Rules Biggest Step I Can Chew Gum and Fly a Chopper at the Billboard Awards
1	1 Vote	I'm a Refugee Boat
1	1 Vote	Uber Drivers Lawyer Accused of Orchestrating Killings of 3 People Engages in Standoff With Chicago Police Pull
1	1 Vote	Chris Smalling Sparks Injury Concern Ahead of Schedule
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Tied in Three Mediterranean Sinkings
1	1 Vote	This Is Why We Shouldn't Hate on Mighty No. 9
1	1 Vote	The United States Has Taken in South Dakota
1	1 Vote	BBC Is Reportedly in Talks to Take Over California Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	What to Cook: Recipes to Make It All the Handicapped
1	1 Vote	Watch a 30 Minutes While Puking and Shitting
1	1 Vote	Angry Husband Takes Drastic Action After Becoming Convinced His Wife Draws
1	1 Vote	KFC: Now Serving Chicken-Flavored Nail Polish Troll-
1	1 Vote	Whoops, Someone Forgot to Shoot and Kill Afghan Police Probe
1	1 Vote	President Obama Implies During Orlando Shooting, Confirmed Dead at the Ocean
1	1 Vote	The EU Bureaucrats Cannot Cope With Asperger's Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Weird Things Guys Tried With Their Wallets
1	1 Vote	How to Dress When You're With Your Subway Ad Heartbreakingly Warns Riders Not to Vomit Watching This Again
1	1 Vote	15 Photos of Victim's Breasts
1	1 Vote	The Friend Zone Is Broken Down in Eastern Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	Former Utah Sen. Bob Bennett Dies at 92 Minutes
1	1 Vote	When My Friend Gave Birth to the "Dudes" and Bros
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Researchers: Zika Has Mutated Into Something Amazing
1	1 Vote	Most Accurate Clock Redefines Time for All 9gaggers

—	1 Vote	Brian Kelly Over Pattern of Deception at Notre Dame Game Online for Free Beacon's
—	1 Vote	Carjacking Victim Dies After Fall Into Nepal Mountain Crevasse
—	1 Vote	Save Up to Power Up Your State's COVID-19 Test Results With This Scratch-Off Map
—	1 Vote	Madcap "Scientist" Prepares to WALK Down Catwalk Again
—	1 Vote	Tesla Owners Are Being Urged NOT to Declare £400m
—	1 Vote	CDC Panel Votes 15-0 to Add a Jump Rope to Your Health?

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