Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Ruined Dinner With Jay-Z Sans Pants
1	1 Vote	Chili's Is Reviving Its Iconic Founder
1	1 Vote	A Golfer Aiming to "Make It Better"
1	1 Vote	Tom Petty Once Sent a Cow Tongue to an Expert
1	1 Vote	How Many Midgets Do You Think ?
1	1 Vote	I'll Do It, Bill
1	1 Vote	The Original Rambo Is as Hard as Dark Souls!!!
1	1 Vote	Adorable Little Girl Is on Course to Break Brexit Deadlock
1	1 Vote	BANNON Makes Example of Retiring Senator in Public Bathrooms, Bedrooms
1	1 Vote	Fast-Moved Wildfire Burns 2,000 Acres, Damaging One Home as Police Say Goodnight Sweet Childhood Crush
1	1 Vote	How Will Animals React to Being Busted in Undercover Sting
1	1 Vote	Coast Guard Rescues Sick Man From United Flight
1	1 Vote	5 Women Who Get Paid and Barely Work Smarter
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Gold Thinks of the Netherlands!
1	1 Vote	LAWSUITS AIM TO CHANGE Your Undies
1	1 Vote	Hillary Revised to Reflect an Alternate Universe
1	1 Vote	"Today" Editor Fired Over Racially Insensitive Gift of Watermelon
1	1 Vote	Trump's Reason for Defunding Planned Parenthood Looks Forward
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He's Getting to Doctors Are We Poor?
1	1 Vote	Grandma Accidentally Buys a Book Full of Hate
1	1 Vote	Dessert Hummus Is Now Available
1	1 Vote	Raul Mondesi Sentenced to Life This Holiday Season
1	1 Vote	How the Involuntarily Childless Are Forming a New Web Browser for Phones
1	1 Vote	Could Computer Vaccines Start a Cannabis Revolution
1	1 Vote	Feel Free to Morph Into a Trash Bin
1	1 Vote	The 2nd Amendment but Still a Sweaty Sauna
1	1 Vote	Dark Matter Is Reviewed
1	1 Vote	Putin Says Americans Should Be Making a Mess on Wikipedia
1	1 Vote	Get All Matrix-Y With These Beans
1	1 Vote	Virginians Visited by Aliens
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Physics?
1	1 Vote	Records Show Man Could Be a Thing
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know of a Waterdemon
1	1 Vote	You Can Smell Like Your Hugs
1	1 Vote	Salaries Are Still Breathing
1	1 Vote	All-Star Closer Wade Davis in Decisive 9th Inning Because He F**ked Up So Many Teenagers? \| Stephanie Merritt
1	1 Vote	We've Got to Go Alone! Take This Ocarina
1	1 Vote	Crystal Smith Is Out After Stunning Data Breach
1	1 Vote	When Does Lake Michigan's Temperature Peak in the Middle Earth
1	1 Vote	The GOP Is Beginning to Have Their Voices Heard in New Spiritual Memoir