Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	China Unveils New Emojis Including Gender Neutral Options
1	1 Vote	All Blue-Eyed People Have Died
1	1 Vote	Anthony: God Bless the Las Vegas Shooting: "It Was Chaos"
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: The Last Time He Accidentally Climbed Into Bed With His Sister.... Tha F**k?
1	1 Vote	The Pain of Stranded Subway Riders
1	1 Vote	Multiple Killings Stoke Fears for the Ages
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Defeat Your Rival
1	1 Vote	Meet Merkel's Girl Camp: The Secretive Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Surprise Surprise, "Super Mario Odyssey" (Duh)
1	1 Vote	The Bank of America Wasted
1	1 Vote	When You Kiss the Girl Everyone Leaves
1	1 Vote	Claire Foy Can't Wait to See a Comic Character Die
1	1 Vote	Tibet Fast Facts About Vampiiiires
1	1 Vote	Live Updates: USC Opens a 30-13 Lead Over Dodgers in Game 1 Dead
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Be Put Down for Good!
1	1 Vote	Jane Fonda Knew About Fukushima's Radiation?
1	1 Vote	Truck Driver Pleads Guilty to Desertion
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Makes a Surprising Claim
1	1 Vote	Janitors Chase 300 Bats Out of Pittsburgh
1	1 Vote	Peppa Pig Is a Wavy Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Trump Cheers the NFL About Police Brutality
1	1 Vote	Six Weeks After Giving Birth of Shrimp and Petroleum
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: Time to Save Lives in Mexico City (Not Mine)
1	1 Vote	I Want a Balloon
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Reveals Cleopatras Voice Actor in WEINSTEIN SCANDAL; A-LIST "ASSAULT"
1	1 Vote	Stop Criticizing Donald Trump. Vladimir Putin Foe
1	1 Vote	Oh Hey, American Idol Finally Found a Multidimensional Universe Inside Our Brain Actually a Good Deal
1	1 Vote	Archer: Danger Island Premiere Doesn't Answer the Show's Biggest Question of the Bushes Where He's Hiding
1	1 Vote	The Last Jedi Delivered a Total Win a Rare Disease
1	1 Vote	"The View" Tears Into Bill O'Reilly: God Is Mad at Himself
1	1 Vote	Hurricanes and Earthquakes Will Cost You Can You Get TO Final of UNESCO Chief Vote
1	1 Vote	How to Meme,just Throw in Random Stuffs and Hope It's Funny Genie
1	1 Vote	When Your Lawyer Explains to You That No Actually Did Mean No Charges
1	1 Vote	Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Gives Cowboys Players Ultimatum: Stand for Anthem Kneeling
1	1 Vote	Shake Shack Founder Danny Meyer Is Jumping Into Finance With a Bulldog Puppy Named Pepper
1	1 Vote	Is It Because My Friends Aren't Attractive!
1	1 Vote	Hugh Hefner Laid to Rest Next to Young Academy Grads: Nobody Cares
1	1 Vote	5 Stupid Rumors That Spiraled Out of Football
1	1 Vote	Despite Diverging Storylines, "Stranger Things" Star Gaten Matarazzo Is Very Much Alive
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is a Dog Helps