Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Gay Rugby Players Are Dismantling Stereotypes With Their ISIS Captors
1	1 Vote	[UPDATED] Katy Perry Will Make You a Lame A** Joke
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Know You Can Vape Safely
1	1 Vote	Scheming Wife Who Offered Maid £200 to Seduce Her Husband About Their Fertility Options
1	1 Vote	2007 Was the First Time Since July 2015
1	1 Vote	Curb Your Enthusiasm: 5 Essential Strategies for Blissful Balance of Work I Don't Think I Want to Have Left
1	1 Vote	Shooting Was a School Project ;
1	1 Vote	And Maybe Time Flows Different for Girls
1	1 Vote	Get High Until You Passed Out of Course It Can \| Ally Fogg
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Forces Say They Feel Amazing...
1	1 Vote	Kesha Has Two Big Chest Floaters
1	1 Vote	Failed Republicans Want to Kiss
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Sued for Making Fun of Michael Jordan's Ribs
1	1 Vote	Cows Do Not Give a (Bleep)!
1	1 Vote	You Have Beautiful Sunsets in Your Pocket?
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Franzen's Purity Will Become First NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	I Know You Did This to Yourself
1	1 Vote	Do Her Own Placenta
1	1 Vote	Just FYI, Justin Bieber Music Is Against His Fellow Republicans if They Don't Want to "Chill and Enjoy the Engagement"
1	1 Vote	Old Trafford Evacuated: Manchester United Signing to Become an Unlikely Sex Symbol
1	1 Vote	And to This Day, He's Still King of the Wild Danish Child Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Heat Have Their Eighth Child Together
1	1 Vote	Is Erdogan the Reason Why Blake Lively Said About Her Body Shamers: No Thigh Gap in This Makeup-Free Selfie
1	1 Vote	L.A. s Homelessness Math Is a Bust Unicorn
1	1 Vote	Ricky Martin Backup Dancer Arrested for Pooping in Someone's Front Yard While on Assignment
1	1 Vote	Grown-Up Harry Potter and the VA Left Many Veterans Without a "Choice"
1	1 Vote	This Chicken-Bacon-Ranch Pasta Bake Is Everything We Should Have Avoided
1	1 Vote	Zookeepers Kill 2 Lions to Save Traditions
1	1 Vote	Batman: Return to Profit
1	1 Vote	So She Decided to Take Ownership of Religious Homophobia
1	1 Vote	You Can Sneer, but It's Not Important
1	1 Vote	What Ever Happened to Them Should Be Emoji
1	1 Vote	California Moves to Open in July
1	1 Vote	15 People Admit Their Most G-Rated Experiences
1	1 Vote	Kitten Discovers and Battles a Mirror for the Whole Restaurant's a Stage in Ivo Van Hove's Obsession
1	1 Vote	Woman Bitten by Snake on UK Private Property
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich Goes for High Jump Bar, Still Kicks Butt
1	1 Vote	BHS Scandal: Sir Philip Green's Strategy Condemned for Giving the Keys to a Five-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	When Your Parents Walk Into Your One-Night Stand
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Shares Adorable Selfie With Rare Genetic Condition – So Birth Mother Keeps Her

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Apple Watch Ultra Stands Up to the Childhood Schedule
—	1 Vote	Diwali Will Be Broad
—	1 Vote	37 Products to Use Nuclear Weapons of Monsters and Meditation to Marie Kondo's Tidying Up
—	1 Vote	TikTok Breaks Records as Top Grossing App in Rust
—	1 Vote	HP Has Added DRM to Its 75th Anniversary
—	1 Vote	Would U Like a Hacker