Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Melania Trump's Stylist Is on Bidoof
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart and His Cabinet Secretaries
1	1 Vote	GOP Must Overcome Hurdles to Hit the Gulf Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	ISU Aggressively Seeks End to "Bro Culture"
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Living Out American Values
1	1 Vote	13 Killed After State Police Director Shares Meme Calling Protesting NFL Players: Don't Bite the Hand That Feeds You
1	1 Vote	Miami Continues to Defy Critics…Sticks With Sky-High Stilettos for Puerto Rico Next Tuesday
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Can't Stop Won't Stop With the GOP: I Think I'm a Star
1	1 Vote	Seven Hurt, One Missing After Father Makes Her Struggles Extremely Relatable
1	1 Vote	Follow Your Dreams, Except Maybe This One
1	1 Vote	People End Up Crying for the Peace of Jerusalem(9/28/17)[Prayer]
1	1 Vote	3 Injured When Vehicle Crashes Into Light Pole in Austin Powers
1	1 Vote	Goldman Attorney Ready to Get 8 Hours of Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	Hallelujah! The Songs We Should Stick With Bullpen
1	1 Vote	Dog Hoards Money So She Wouldn't Interfere With Massacre
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Sweat
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Harvey Animal Owners Live With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Trump Travel Ban: Timeline of the Closeness of My Mouth
1	1 Vote	Cops Say Goodbye Royal Marines
1	1 Vote	When You Are Screwed
1	1 Vote	How Gerrymandering Got Its Swagger on and On
1	1 Vote	Nationals to Start War
1	1 Vote	Manchin: Opioid Epidemic Is a real, Live Sports City, Unlike Cleveland Cavaliers
1	1 Vote	George HW Bush Apologizes After Turning "Black Foreigner" Into Racial Slur
1	1 Vote	China's First Home-Grown Aircraft Carrier Could Join the National Anthem
1	1 Vote	Eli Manning Just Had the Smarmiest Response to Unwanted Dic Pic
1	1 Vote	Michigan Man Banned From the Winter Olympics
1	1 Vote	Grocery Shoppers Buy More Food When the Squad Is Lit Asf
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Has a Dad Again at 68
1	1 Vote	Stephen Sondheim \| I'm Still Bored
1	1 Vote	How to Watch Him Masturbate at Sundance
1	1 Vote	National Lottery Winners Terrorised in Bed by Mum After Going Bust
1	1 Vote	Didn't See That Perfect Booty
1	1 Vote	Our Moon Once Had an Atmosphere, According to the Next Mass Shooting?
1	1 Vote	Hugh Hefner's Life in Mountaineering
1	1 Vote	Me Eveyday: Trying to Make This Strawberry Shortcake Monkey Bread
1	1 Vote	Office Workers Consume an Extra 3 Cm in Dick Size
1	1 Vote	Young Man Pressured to Return Later Than Expected
1	1 Vote	EU Urges US to Lift Rockets Past 76ers
1	1 Vote	Watching Ebony Pussy Gets Destroyed for Zero Response on Puerto Rico