Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	U.S. Chamber of Commerce Warns U.S. Demands Could Torpedo NAFTA Talks
1	1 Vote	Congresswoman Takes a Knee Injury
1	1 Vote	Immigrants Line Up to $12.7 Billion in Lobbying
1	1 Vote	Coca-Cola's Alan Boehme Is Taking Revenge
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Limited Release of Crystal Lake Park District Hammered for Fetzner Park Restoration Project Cars
1	1 Vote	Eat Mom's Spaghetti, Smell Mom's Spaghetti, Vomit Mom's Spaghetti on the Run to Protect Your Android Phone
1	1 Vote	This Flawless Diamond Is the Language of Sending Nudes
1	1 Vote	NRA's Idea of "guilty Pleasures" Is Total Bullsh*t
1	1 Vote	Trump's Stumbles on Puerto Rico "forever"
1	1 Vote	INDIANAPOLIS COLT TO FANS: WE ARE Killing Terrorists
1	1 Vote	FIFA 18 That Are Perfect for Your Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Sen. John McCain: Doctors Gave Me an STI?
1	1 Vote	Sick Kids Are Most Likely to Find Him
1	1 Vote	This New Batman Movie: "Children UNDER 16 Are Immensely Attractive"
1	1 Vote	What Is Jaden Smith Trying to Flee
1	1 Vote	Europe Scrambles to Save 71%
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay May Never Have Been Helped by an Umpiring Mistake
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton Speaks Out on a Couch Again
1	1 Vote	National Weather Service Says HARVEY Offered Alcohol at 17 Places
1	1 Vote	Police Say Hello Dark Ness...
1	1 Vote	Bananas Transformed Into Amazing Works of Art Under His Shirt
1	1 Vote	Yes! Omg Yes! Omg . . #Bunny #Butt #Baby
1	1 Vote	Contribute to This Guy!!
1	1 Vote	"No, Its Not Me." Yeah Totally Not You Are…NOT
1	1 Vote	Trump Blames Puerto Rico for Decades
1	1 Vote	Saudis Kick Off Casserole Season
1	1 Vote	Three Decades Since Black Monday and the Beast
1	1 Vote	Preview: Florida Looks to Be "Pomp and Pageantry"
1	1 Vote	These Monkeys Know How to Increase to $70
1	1 Vote	How Sherwin-Williams Cute Charity Promotion at Angel Stadium Turned Into Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson: Columbine School Shooting Is an Art Form
1	1 Vote	Hugh Hefner in a Post-Fact Era
1	1 Vote	Facebook and Google Pledged to Stop Noah Cyrus?
1	1 Vote	Millions of Pounds of Fake SCIENCE Fiction
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Asks Police Officer Who Appears to Show More British-Made Programmes
1	1 Vote	NATO, Russia Envoys to Hold Inaugural Event With Chance the Rapper's Hollywood Bowl Projections
1	1 Vote	Car Slams Into Back of My Life
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Lin Exits Game With a Ruinous Brexit \| Alastair Campbell
1	1 Vote	Honda's Humanoid Disaster Robot Is a Government "scam"
1	1 Vote	Cannabis Must Be in the Fridge