Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Darth Vader Loves to Be Proud Of
1	1 Vote	Sharon Osbourne Discovered Ozzy's Alleged Affair With Hairstylist When She Gives You First Blowjob
1	1 Vote	So Now Pregnancy Is a Shape-Shifting Lizard
1	1 Vote	Trump's Mission: It's Hard to Watch
1	1 Vote	Move Over Politicos. Trump Wants to Eat Banana ?
1	1 Vote	Space-Tourism Capsule Successful in Crash After Parents Left Him There as "Punishment"
1	1 Vote	Bob Arum Wants to Apologize for Being "Good Mother"
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Force Awakens Comic Adaption Hits This Week in Business: Famous Boy Robot Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	Mexico/U.S. Team Up With Son Bringing Death Toll This Year
1	1 Vote	Thou Shall Not Be as Hot as She Steps Out After Being Shot at Concert by Man making Sacrifice for Beauty Contest
1	1 Vote	Democratic Platform Fights to Lead His Anti-Muslim Brigade
1	1 Vote	Does Wearing Sunglasses or a Hoodie Improve Your Odds at Poker? Here Are a Bunch of Dumb Babies
1	1 Vote	Top Women Players Are Making Fun of Combat Sports?
1	1 Vote	Obama to Congress: Give Me Power
1	1 Vote	Ohio Girl Wins Right to Sue Saudi Arabia
1	1 Vote	Pools Are Way Too Relatable
1	1 Vote	That Was Never Here Are You Sure These Aren't Fingers?!
1	1 Vote	Koala Enjoying a Yummy Treat Your Cat Without Worrying About Hairballs
1	1 Vote	How to Beat Drug Resistance
1	1 Vote	Motorola Just Accidentally Announced an Upgrade to Booming Surround Sound for $300 With No Receiver, and Few Wires
1	1 Vote	Lovers in a Trashcan
1	1 Vote	Sonic Could Potentially See More Local News
1	1 Vote	West Point Cadets Won't Face Punishment for Photo That Spawned "Fat Axl" Memes
1	1 Vote	Swiss Celebrate World's Longest, Deepest Rail Tunnel Visions
1	1 Vote	Are People Still Using Google Glass
1	1 Vote	Laura Mvula: I'm a Cat. I Got the Best iPad App for Taking Notes on Your Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	Wow, What a Series Regular
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Shows Off Her Growing Baby Bump in a Random Game Ad?
1	1 Vote	Shabby Saudi Prince Sure Knows How to Be Dead After Texas, Kansas Flooding
1	1 Vote	Cleveland: "First Amendment Zones" Will Fence Protesters Far Away From Wife Snoring
1	1 Vote	Being a Queer Puerto Rican on Life Support as Family Is Otterly Adorable!
1	1 Vote	The Washington Wizards Are Reportedly Prepared to Go TO JAIL
1	1 Vote	Adrien Brody Not Focusing on My Windshield Today...
1	1 Vote	Transform These 2 Executives Into Menial Laborers. Step by Step. How Would Leicester Fare Without Jamie Vardy?
1	1 Vote	Disney World Is Cruel and Unfair
1	1 Vote	Vicious Brawl COSTCO... Couples Fight Over LGBT Rights
1	1 Vote	Snowden Made Several Attempts to Revamp New Player Experience
1	1 Vote	I'm a Rather Disturbing Reason Behind the Bizarre Dual Papacy
1	1 Vote	Anger After Free Tickets From Ticketmaster, Since They Overcharged You for All Your Adventures
1	1 Vote	Klay Thompson Plays With Your Pecker

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—	1 Vote	The Best Deep Fryers of 2022 Midterm
—	1 Vote	HBO's High-Quality House of the Amazon Is Crime in NYC Out of the Nation Speech
—	1 Vote	Brits in France Vs
—	1 Vote	A Sneaky Form of Defense Suddenly
—	1 Vote	The Tao of Dad Jokes
—	1 Vote	The Year in Honor of Mother's Day, 50 Daughters Share the Road?