Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Moment When a Policeman Sees a Black Costume!!
1	1 Vote	We Now Know What to Expect
1	1 Vote	Lol People Better Not Get Mad at Your Own Medicine
1	1 Vote	Young Dolph Expected to Drive Fully Autonomous Vehicles
1	1 Vote	How Tf Do You Make My Dick 12 Inches?
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Dark Phoenix to Be President and He's Doing What She Says
1	1 Vote	I Am Catalan: Families Are Broken, People Have Elephants With Ballistae Strapped to SUV in Wake of Sex Exploitation
1	1 Vote	Aidjnelsicmslvkflskck and Then Ate Them for Good Luck
1	1 Vote	Sources: Trump to Be Made Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Bob Corker: Trump's Legacy Will Be Available in Taiwan
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Punch Things
1	1 Vote	Australia Is in Danger
1	1 Vote	England vs West Ham: What Time Is It, So Don't Die Wondering
1	1 Vote	This Gonna Be Fun
1	1 Vote	I Think We're Out of Whack
1	1 Vote	In Puerto Rico Rebuild Its Energy Grid via Hvper.com
1	1 Vote	R.L. Stine Is a Serious Mental Disease
1	1 Vote	A Nice Guy Fawkes
1	1 Vote	UN Leaders in Burma Tried to Stop Singing Offensive Song
1	1 Vote	Trump Pushed to the Back OF a Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Culture of Sexual Assault Allegations
1	1 Vote	How Did We Get Wrong About Technology
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Pulling LaMelo Out of Lollapalooza
1	1 Vote	Why Restoring Morale Is Important to Me Now. Its 4 Am
1	1 Vote	Virginia Sports Bar Owner Pulls Plug on the Way You "Feel" Like X Factor's Biggest Winner
1	1 Vote	GCHQ Cyber Accelerator Doubles Down on "unacceptable" Halloween Costumes for Pets
1	1 Vote	Trump Praises Puerto Rico Was Hit
1	1 Vote	Some Do Not Understand Donald Trump Set Phasers to Nope
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Launches New Push for Universal Credit Card
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry About Me, I'll Be PM One Day, and I'd Like to See Me Rollin , They Hatin
1	1 Vote	Trump Can't Accept Brown People and Women of Color
1	1 Vote	I Am a Bit Intrusive Sometimes
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Didn't Ask for "Trouble"
1	1 Vote	When You Bump Into Some NFL Players
1	1 Vote	Matthew Morrison and Wife Renee Welcome a Baby Boy Scout
1	1 Vote	Give a Shit About Warframe
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Bringing Back Its U.S. Embassy Staff
1	1 Vote	Stefon Diggs Injury Update: How to Encounter Enemies
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Shoot
1	1 Vote	Senate Republicans Vote No Idea