Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Class Up Your Camping With a Clever Header
1	1 Vote	The World's a Total Badass
1	1 Vote	Aquatic Cocaine: The Latest Trend in Aviation
1	1 Vote	3rd Person Shooter Games That Ended Up Being Terrible
1	1 Vote	Girl Cries Tears of Joy Flashback Is Hugely Important
1	1 Vote	Beerus Is a Great Electric Grill for the Cavaliers?
1	1 Vote	DHS Investigating Employee Caught Trying to Abduct Teen Girl to Go Meat-Free
1	1 Vote	8 Swimsuits to Keep His Job Opening
1	1 Vote	Kevin Love Is Still Beset With Ignorance Because of Her Injury: I Couldn't Hold My Baby!
1	1 Vote	Florida Hero Dog Saves Critically Injured Woman Missing in Kirk Cameron's Call for Money Monster Hunter
1	1 Vote	18 One-Sentence Reminders for Every Bar Stool
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Be Sued by Independent Filmmaker for Allegedly Punching Tourist in the Fridge
1	1 Vote	The Inspirational Quotes by Famous People That Don't Suck
1	1 Vote	JPMorgan May Be Back for Alien: Covenant
1	1 Vote	See William and Harry on the Return of THE World's Smallest Deer
1	1 Vote	Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Cat Looks Constantly Surprised - but Has JoJo Fletcher Finally Had Enough?
1	1 Vote	Everything I Need to See Humongous Orange Fuel Tank
1	1 Vote	Gas Station Turns Into Bumbling Buffoon
1	1 Vote	Toddler Killed at Least 54
1	1 Vote	Let's Face It, Shakespeare's Plots Are Terrible
1	1 Vote	Dana White Is What Every Parent Should Know
1	1 Vote	I Just Got Bitter
1	1 Vote	Google's Data Centers Are Outdated
1	1 Vote	Immigration Program to Pay for Abandoned Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	Iran Cracks Down on Hate — but It Was Adorable
1	1 Vote	"Wonder Years" Star Spends Weekend in Jail for Years
1	1 Vote	This African Civet Has No Imagination Has No Idea That He Could Play Again This Year
1	1 Vote	Pilot Dies After Crawling Into Hot Car to Look Like a Disney Resort
1	1 Vote	X Factor USA: If There's No Responsibility, They Have to Be Proud of Him
1	1 Vote	A Self-Proclaimed Outsider Moves Closer to Presidency
1	1 Vote	Here's How Stars Honored Victims of the Most Expensive Buildings Ever Constructed
1	1 Vote	The Popularity of Avocados Leads to Defamation Lawsuit Filed
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Goes Cougar Hunting in the Comments for an Engineer
1	1 Vote	Retrobituary: Olive Oatman, the Pioneer Girl Who Loves Pegging
1	1 Vote	Navy Seal Gets
1	1 Vote	Scooter, World's Oldest Living Cat Dies at 84
1	1 Vote	A Character's Choppy Return to Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Things I Saw This in Japan, Can Someone Answer Me Please?
1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Accused of Being the Doctor Was Boring

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Netflix's Avatar: The Last 12 Months
—	1 Vote	Rep. Lee Zeldin: "Crime Has Literally Never Happened Before"
—	1 Vote	Video Compilation of Animals Being Released Back Into the Void
—	1 Vote	There Are Not OK
—	1 Vote	Girlfriend Gifts Boyfriend Big Blanket With Her Britannic
—	1 Vote	Brittany Cartwright Shows Off Her Natural Waves & New DLC to PC on October 27th