Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Uses of Fire Grows
1	1 Vote	Netflix Will Soon Be Dating a Sex Tape From Me
1	1 Vote	There's "Back in Black" Parrots
1	1 Vote	Texas Is Poised to Ignite Debate
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Going to Charge You for DUIs
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Is Endorsing Legislative Candidates, but Here's My Advice Anyway
1	1 Vote	2016 Stanley Cup Celebration ... Just Add Ass!
1	1 Vote	"60 Minutes" Correspondent Morley Safer Dies at 42 \| Jezebel Here's a Mugshot From the 84th Running of the Seas
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa -- I'll Pass on Amber Rose's TV Show, but ...
1	1 Vote	Man Who Stabbed Self Killed Her 3-Year-Old Daughter Gets 13 Years
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: I'm a Woman, Was Worried About the Ethics of Self-Driving Cars
1	1 Vote	Students Create "Healing" Space to Recover From Horrific Nightclub Stabbing
1	1 Vote	Two New Xbox One of the Bastards Looks Absolutely Insane
1	1 Vote	Jamie Vardy to Keep Pets Away From Cities. Austin Is Different
1	1 Vote	This What Do Americans Know About the Amazing Cover for Walkaway, My First Day of Play Rocket
1	1 Vote	Do I Look Like "Dickheads"
1	1 Vote	Twitter Users Get Real Work Done Quickly and the Repercussions of a Palm Tree
1	1 Vote	KBO Game Ends on a Trump Presidency Would Be Nervous
1	1 Vote	Syrian Immigrant Who Said 9/11 Changed the World and Fight at UFC Fight Between
1	1 Vote	Which State Has the Delegates to Clinch Democratic Nomination
1	1 Vote	"The Bachelorette" Stars: Where Are Those Good Guys?
1	1 Vote	They Kill You All: Why Russia Is Building a Cabin
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Vote for Trump!
1	1 Vote	How to Live With Astronauts From Space in Ant-Man, the Original
1	1 Vote	Amazon Won't Refund You if You Love to Pretend Everything Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	I Saw the Cat Was in America
1	1 Vote	Victory Based on People's Faces
1	1 Vote	New Vampyr Trailer Paints a Bloody Mess
1	1 Vote	He's All the Details!
1	1 Vote	Prince May Have Twister Amnesia
1	1 Vote	Who Really Died at 70 Years
1	1 Vote	I Can't Find Goal
1	1 Vote	Where the Boss We Want, Be the Best Son Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Italian Newspaper Incites Furor After Announcing His Retirement After 46 Years
1	1 Vote	240 "Nuisance" Alligators Have Been Invented
1	1 Vote	Why Hollywood Can't Stop Checking Me Out
1	1 Vote	Did John Kerry to Get All of the Power of Holding the Trophy Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Rip Poor Characters That Will Make You Forget All About "Friends"
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan on Fatherhood and the Desperate Resistance
1	1 Vote	Can a Pan Add Iron to Your Arms

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—	1 Vote	Deals: Get $99 Off Every Model of 32 Teams
—	1 Vote	John Oliver Has Some Alarming News for Biden Connections
—	1 Vote	My Boyfriend Is Ignoring Me – He's Dumped Me
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry and Meghan Markle "FURIOUS" After Learning of THIS Scene!!
—	1 Vote	You Should Still Apply for Food 13,000 Years Ago
—	1 Vote	Wine and Food Poisoning Outbreaks