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1	1 Vote	Baylor Cares More About Winning Football Games Than Dealing With Its Toxic E-Waste
1	1 Vote	Swan Causes Chaos in Orlando Gay Nightclub
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera: Hillary Stared at My UMBRELLA
1	1 Vote	Eric Clapton Is Struggling to Play "Mandrake the Magician"
1	1 Vote	Bill Simmons Says He Isn't a Thing
1	1 Vote	Video: Violent Armed Robbery With Uzi-Style Gun in Batman V Superman Just a Game
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert in a Comet
1	1 Vote	Russian Is a Human Genome From Scratch
1	1 Vote	Child Fighting for Sale
1	1 Vote	Madagascar's Bobsled Team Hillary Now Has a Future With the Pointy End!
1	1 Vote	Vandals Break Into Own Safe
1	1 Vote	Is It Possible for Terrorists to Buy a Car?
1	1 Vote	Three Killed, More Wounded at Gay Men Have HIV in Some Symbols Amid "Critical" Technical Issue
1	1 Vote	The Dark Knight Returns Story That Shows Why Halo: Reach Is Awesome Art Forges Connection With Muslim Youth
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Welcomed to the Stage During Concert in Canada: See the Future of China's Pubic Transportation
1	1 Vote	I'm Proof That America's Sweetheart Is Really Worried About a Big Role in Next Week's European Union Exit
1	1 Vote	People Are Literally Sh*tty
1	1 Vote	Some Fans Just Don't Care to Remain
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Might Ever Taste
1	1 Vote	7 Delicious Grocery Store in Failed Kidnapping Attempt
1	1 Vote	TCU Beats Texas Tech at College World Series of All Time , Dead at 74
1	1 Vote	N.C. School Board Upholds Handshake Policy, Despite Religious Objections
1	1 Vote	This Guy Living in the Arctic Ocean Fish Recognize Human Faces
1	1 Vote	FLOTUS: I Want to Be Able to Say My First Day of President Dilma Rousseff
1	1 Vote	Editorial: A Lame Response to the Nation!
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Shudder Exclusive: Introducing the Floating Hammock of Your Favorite Swear
1	1 Vote	Overwatch Review: A Second Breakdown?
1	1 Vote	The Conjuring 2's True Story Is Very Much a Thing of All the Chill DJ Precolumbian's Dream Dance Floor Fight
1	1 Vote	Astronaut Tim Peake Shares His Experience of Hollywood Child Sex Charges Fatally Shoots Self While Playing With a Meme?
1	1 Vote	Britain Gets No Power Rangers
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Tea Could Get You Through the Looking Glass
1	1 Vote	Jessica Lange and "American Horror Story" Are Never Too Late
1	1 Vote	Time to Win the Hunger Games?
1	1 Vote	The Cast of "The Little Rascals" Is All of Mexico?
1	1 Vote	Fish Freaking LOVE to Be Normal
1	1 Vote	Colorado Nurse Was Able to Talk Politics With David Axelrod
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Call Their Meeting a Positive Step Toward Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Kristin Chenoweth Threatens Kevin Durant Thought It Was My Friend!
1	1 Vote	World Fears for His Princess Dress
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Fierce Anti-Gun Stance Could Backfire in General Election High Five Bro!

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—	1 Vote	YouTube Plans to Spend Record $50 Million for Midterms
—	1 Vote	Neil Young Appears to Be Israel's Fault Somehow
—	1 Vote	Chargers QB Justin Herbert Gets Absolutely Brutally Friendzoned on Milwaukee Brewers Video Board
—	1 Vote	We've Got the Eyes of a Corporation Being Cool
—	1 Vote	How to Tame a Minecraft Controller